Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[elder god]

He is on one hell of a roll today...

Yeah, its not like there were groups of people fighting the literal nazis in the streets that gave the nazis a scapegoat to say "see, we aren't the violent ones, its them" oh wait, no, thats exactly what happened. Bob and his ilk are hilarious because they choose the exact worst option, and then shittalk everybody who chooses the better option, and then wonders why they lost.

More politispering

Ah yes, the "soupewiah fuchur" of space robots, because Bob doesn't actually know anything about technology, he just wants the kewl shit he sees on TV.

Yes, there is a way to change the constitution, why doesn't he go through with that way? Is it because nobody wants it? I think its because nobody wants it. Seriously, "the constitution is a piece of paper" ok, then we should start housing troops in Boston basements and claim eminent domain on bobs house, since we should just ignore parts of the constitution we don't like.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Politisperging.

Please stop projecting your sexual fantasies on the CNN reporter.

"Do as I say, Beaner!"

Some more of those winning ideas.

(P.S. The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T isn't an adaptation of anything.)

I will dickride China even harder than Bob does if they invent an AI movie critic.

Try to explain "Let's go to Uncle Bob's basement and watch Paw Patrol" without getting a couple of looks.

 

[Positron]

I know how he'd make the HP movies better: make Hermione the protagonist who ushers in Futurae Supermus by inventing golems for each and every menial task, and defeats evil muggle jocks who don't want their jobs replaced by golems. Oh, of course she must be a black lesbian.

And Dumbledore is so gay that his magic wand is his dick.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I know how he'd make the HP movies better: make Hermione the protagonist who ushers in Futurae Supermus by inventing golems for each and every menial task, and defeats evil muggle jocks who don't want their jobs replaced by golems. Oh, of course she must be a black lesbian.

And Dumbledore is so gay that his magic wand is his dick.

Have the wizard school invent a magic space rocket that takes them to a secret magic castle base on the moon where they grow magic moon wheat. Also, they use the magic space rocket to defeat God in battle and they discover a magic spell that allows you to bring fictional characters to life, which they use to conjure up a live action Mario whom they install as the new God. Then you'll have given the HP franchise the perfect Bob Chipman movie treatment.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

As an addendum to what I said about Bob in regards to Dan Crenshaw, is is me or is Bob completely incapable of forgiveness? The congressman-elect's willingness to not only forgive Davidson, but also honor Davidson's father (who died on 9/11) must have been completely alien to him because he still obsesses over the "bullies" who "tormented" him in High School two decades ago.

 

[Mola Ram]

As an addendum to what I said about Bob in regards to Dan Crenshaw, is is me or is Bob completely incapable of forgiveness? The congressman-elect's willingness to not only forgive Davidson, but also honor Davidson's father (who died on 9/11) must have been completely alien to him because he still obsesses over the "bullies" who "tormented" him in High School two decades ago.

I dunno, I'm starting to suspect Bob is a mean, cruel, self-absorbed moron.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I love it when Blobb says “nobody asked for xxxxx” and the movie goes on to make millions and is a box office success.

Just continues to show what a naive idiot he is who’s clueless about the film industry even though he considers himself to be a film genius.

Edit: Blobbo whining about Fantastic Beasts is akin to gamers whining about Diablo Immortal. He took the side of Blizzard. I believe he said “den don’t buy it!!!”. How does a movie being made that he doesn’t have to spend money on to see get him upset? Who cares?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"Do as I say, Beaner!"

Wait, I thought deportation is obsolete, Bob.

I love it when Blobb says “nobody asked for xxxxx” and the movie goes on to make millions and is a box office success.

Just continues to show what a naive idiot who’s clueless about the film industry even though he clonaiders himself to be a film genius.

Bob’s one of the most smuggest lolcows to roam in the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I love it when Blobb says “nobody asked for xxxxx” and the movie goes on to make millions and is a box office success.

Just continues to show what a naive idiot who’s clueless about the film industry even though he clonaiders himself to be a film genius.

Edit: Blobbo whining about Fantastic Beasts is akin to gamers whining about Diablo Immortal. He took the side of Blizzard. I believe he said “den don’t buy it!!!”. How does a movie being made that he doesn’t have to spend money on to see get him upset? Who cares?

Remember his treatment for a new Terminator movie was Skynet is a good guy now and the villain is a human factory worker who loses his job to automation and comes back in time to destroy an innocent robot. The guy does not understand what people want out of a story.

 

[BScCollateral]

Bob’s one of the most smuggest lolcows to roam in the Kiwi Farms.

He evokes Ozymandias, except with a Sonichu totem replacing two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Actually I think severed feet are quite thematically appropriate for Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Remember his treatment for a new Terminator movie was Skynet is a good guy now and the villain is a human factory worker who loses his job to automation and comes back in time to destroy an innocent robot. The guy does not understand what people want out of a story.

If I was a studio executive and Bob presented his pitch to me and the other executives, we would reject him halfway through and kick him out. I said this a million times, but a studio making a film based on Bob's pitches would bring paramount damage to its brand and properties.

Look what happened to Star Wars right now. The brand is being damaged by JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and Kathleen Kennedy.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Look what happened to Star Wars right now. The brand is being damaged by JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and Kathleen Kennedy.

lol no one gives a fuck about Star Wars

 

[Ironic Impact]

If I was a studio executive and Bob presented his pitch to me and the other executives, we would reject him halfway through and kick him out.

The big flaw in this hypothetical is that it requires Bob to voluntarily leave the house.

 

[Mola Ram]

lol no one gives a fuck about Star Wars

Well, no one gives a fuck about Bob Chipman, either, and yet, here we are.

 

[Judge Dredd]

If I was a studio executive and Bob presented his pitch to me and the other executives, we would reject him halfway through and kick him out. I said this a million times, but a studio making a film based on Bob's pitches would bring paramount damage to its brand and properties.

Look what happened to Star Wars right now. The brand is being damaged by JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and Kathleen Kennedy.

I disagree that they would kick him out. I said earlier in the thread that Bob's pitches, as bad and stupid as they are, are on par with the horror stories I heard from someone who shared an office with some kind of production company.

But to give a different example. There was a channel (I think it USA, but I don't remember) that had the "blue sky initiative". A string of TV shows where the entire mandate was the shows had to have nice blue skies that would look good in trailers. I think that's where shows like Burn Notice and Psych came from. That's not film, but they aren't doing much better right now.

Though I agree they would damage the studio and brand, but film companies don't seem to need Bob's help with that.

 

[Mola Ram]

I disagree that they would kick him out. I said earlier in the thread that Bob's pitches, as bad and stupid as they are, are on par with the horror stories I heard from someone who shared an office with some kind of production company.

But to give a different example. There was a channel (I think it USA, but I don't remember) that had the "blue sky initiative". A string of TV shows where the entire mandate was the shows had to have nice blue skies that would look good in trailers. I think that's where shows like Burn Notice and Psych came from. That's not film, but they aren't doing much better right now.

Though I agree they would damage the studio and brand, but film companies don't seem to need Bob's help with that.

Bob's ideas aren't so stupid that he'd be laughed out of the industry (there really seems to be no bottom there, as @Judge Dredd suggests). But he quite clearly has difficulty working with people, his connections are questionable, and most of all he cannot shut the fuck up on social media, to a degree extreme even for Hollywood. It's a fuck of a lot easier to get away with this kind of Twitter nonsense after you're established, which I think is yet another indication that Bob's opinion of his own level of influence is vastly overstated.

 

[José Mourinho]

New video on Diablo:
https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2018/11/05/diablolique/

Now finally on YouTube:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's ideas aren't so stupid that he'd be laughed out of the industry (there really seems to be no bottom there, as @Judge Dredd suggests). But he quite clearly has difficulty working with people, his connections are questionable, and most of all he cannot shut the fuck up on social media, to a degree extreme even for Hollywood. It's a fuck of a lot easier to get away with this kind of Twitter nonsense after you're established, which I think is yet another indication that Bob's opinion of his own level of influence is vastly overstated.

Dobson inflated Bob's ego after he had enough of inflating women.

Spoiler: Chipman's movie ideas in a nutshell

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Gomer Pyles served his country better than Bob Chipman.

Also "Diablolique" is a fucking terrible portmanteau.