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Bob, since you read Wikipedia all the time for your hot takes, then you should be aware that they actually have an article about virtue signalling. Can your bullshit and calm your flabby mantits down because you are a manchild.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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...I'm calling the cops.
wow, can't wait to look up to someone who begged for their autistic fantasy to come true on Twitter.
PIXAR IS A SEXIST DOGWHISTLE
And as if the night wasn't tacky enough:
Do I have to keep mentioning your age and current living arrangements, Bob?
wow, can't wait to look up to someone who begged for their autistic fantasy to come true on Twitter.
PIXAR IS A SEXIST DOGWHISTLE
And as if the night wasn't tacky enough:
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It feels like it's in poor taste to say this, but it makes me feel a bit smug that I got to stand next to Stan Lee for a (brief) photo op and bask in my fanboyish glee while Bob will never get that chance.
Oh, and yes, Bob, it's too late for you.
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>using a recently dead person's catchphrase for political purposes
>said dead person endorsed Trump
Nice of you to piss all over Stan Lee, Obsolete Ogre. The body's not even cold yet and six feet under.
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1. Why would you care what your "not-friends", who likely haven't thought about Bob in years, are feeling about something? Oh right, Bob Chipman.
2. While Bob didn't exactly say it was a bad thing, what does it say about Bob when he gets angry that little girl wish fulfillment stories aren't taken as seriously as stories for "middle-aged man-coded" stories? Bob, you are a middle-aged man.
2. While Bob didn't exactly say it was a bad thing, what does it say about Bob when he gets angry that little girl wish fulfillment stories aren't taken as seriously as stories for "middle-aged man-coded" stories? Bob, you are a middle-aged man.
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How is Inside Out a dad story? And I cite Inside Out because it is well-received and extremely popular. The much less popular Brave is about mother-daughter relationship.
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Ok, one or two things, I can understand, when its week after week, day after day, hour after hour with this shit, maybe, just maybe, its you. Its amazing how these people think that they can get away with "oh, it was one thing taken out of context years ago" when people keep catching them saying stupid shit?
wow, can't wait to look up to someone who begged for their autistic fantasy to come true on Twitter.
Oh yeah, everybody knows about Lindsay ellis, that chick who has less subscribers than the guy who makes fun of chevy commercials and has been so cold with her takes, you could call her the ice queen, yeah, she's totally relevant.
Rei is shit
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Or a bug's life, or cars, or wall-e or that dinosaur one. Bob is very bad at knowing shit about movies despite getting patreon bucks for doing it.
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Bob doesn't want to take responsibility for his actions. Tough shit. Also, Lindsay Ellis is a total who despite the fact that her salary is paid on the public dime due to working for PBS.
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See if you can put a "Red Alert" out on him, if such things exist in Massachusetts. Maybe he'll answer the door with gun in hand and nature will finally take its course.
Oof, that's awful. I apologize.
[reads Lindsay Ellis asskissing, another dumbshit take on Pixar, and typically smug shittalking over the Arizona race]
Ehhh, never mind, go ahead with Plan A.
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There is so much wrong with this.
First off Bob seems to be under the impression that all Disney only makes princess films, which even a child could tell you that that's not even remotely true.
Second only Finding Nemo and Incredibles 1 feature Dads as the main character. But even if Pixar did only feature Dads who gives a shit? As long as people find them likable and relateable what does it matter? I'd rather have well written Dad characters than poorly written characters that just so happen to be exactly like me.
Third Blob seems to be under the delusion that there's some rivalry between fans of Pixar and Disney. I can't even comprehend how he came to think that. Pretty much all Disney fans are also going to be Pixar fans. Most people that are not familiar with animation think they are the same company. Bob somehow thinks this is another console war.
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I know it is rather ironic but Bob made a video about the "dangers" of brand loyalty, all the while being a Nintendo Fanboy himself without any self-reflection. Though that video was made around the time where games journalist were being exposed for being the talent-less and contemptuous folks they truly were.
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"They picked a cop story because it lets them adapt Pokemon"
No moron, Detective Pikachu is a well known 3DS game. They likely picked it because it has a real story that isn't about collecting badges for 30 hours.
No moron, Detective Pikachu is a well known 3DS game. They likely picked it because it has a real story that isn't about collecting badges for 30 hours.
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Care bears and paradise lost. Nintendo and Next to Eden. Is he honestly this desperate to make his childhood memories seem more mature? (Insert quote from brick by brick.)
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Blob and people like him can't just admit they still enjoy the properties they grew up with and they're just fun entertainment created for kids. Instead these things much have deeper meanings because if not than they look childish in their opinions for liking that stuff. The irony is if they just admitted that they enjoy things from their childhoods it'd be more adult than throwing tantrums where they are like "Take my shit serious and treat me like an adult" something kids do.
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Had the ‘ol family over to the basement, they had a good time watching cartoons but my my milk carton couch was too small and the kids banged their legs on the cinderblock table.
Who wants to bet Blobbo doesn’t know anything about Sinema other than she has “D” next to her name?
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Why did Bob tie Paradise Lost to Care Bears? How are those two related to one another?
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And as an addendum, you know how Bob constantly says that the awful things he says aren't true and that it's all bullshit?
He says all of this while unironically having #RehireJamesGunn as his name. No one has to cherry pick. The closest thing to cherry picking is the thankless task @Sexy Times Hitler does to filter out his inane yammering.
fftopic: Does anyone here really send lolcows threatening packages in the mail? It's a claim I see a lot but have never seen anyone post about. At worst, I've seen people talk about sending Bob a book. fftopic:Yes, "moon wheat" is unconfirmed, but is perfectly in line with his character and backed up by implications when a similar topic comes up that we can easily believe it. But everything else is genuine as far as I know.
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The day's politisperging.
So your tastes in music are autistic too. Got it.
From the king of terrible ideas:
...Sad but quiet about it? (Seriously, nobody in Boston shuts the fuck up when they watch a movie according to Bob.)
I can think of something else he's really good at if he has to get a real job: Cherrypicking.
Yeah, the half-assed pity party routine isn't working.
And lastly, I love how every YouTuber has nothing but nice things to say about him.
And cause why the fuck not (And to beat @Flexo to the punch), here's TheQuartering's Moviebob video:
(Also just found out that Quartering has more subs than him. Damn.)
So your tastes in music are autistic too. Got it.
From the king of terrible ideas:
...Sad but quiet about it? (Seriously, nobody in Boston shuts the fuck up when they watch a movie according to Bob.)
I can think of something else he's really good at if he has to get a real job: Cherrypicking.
Yeah, the half-assed pity party routine isn't working.
And lastly, I love how every YouTuber has nothing but nice things to say about him.
And cause why the fuck not (And to beat @Flexo to the punch), here's TheQuartering's Moviebob video:
(Also just found out that Quartering has more subs than him. Damn.)
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Blob getting BTFO by a turbo-sperg like Jeremy, fucking kek, just when you think he couldn't be any more wretched and pathetic.
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