Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

You know for someone who rambles on and on about the superior future, it’s baffling that Bob wants to perseve old 2D games from the 80s.

Bob is like this because he's such a miserable and unhappy person. He's so nostalgic for the past because his childhood was likely the only time or the closest he's ever been to being happy.

He cries for the future however because even he understands time won't turn back for him. The only hope he has for happiness is that one day things will change for the better.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Fucking hell...

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Grandpa discovers memes

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

The only hope he has for happiness is that one-day things will change for the better.

It's too late for that even. His own future is an early death with his own offspring ending with him. The guy fucked his own legacy by not letting go. And beneath that mask of smugness, he knows it. Might as well go out on the people he hates.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Does it creep anyone else out that all the thumbnails feature only Peach, Zelda or Isabella?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Does it creep anyone else out that all the thumbnails feature only Peach, Zelda or Isabella?

Why can't he be normal and just jerk off to Lara Croft or Cortana?

 

[Mola Ram]

Why can't he be normal and just jerk off to Lara Croft or Cortana?

One of the few opinions Bob ever held that I could respect was the idea that Veronica Zemanova is hotter 'n a tamale. But that was long before he decided he needed to be a Woke little blobby, and ever since then his objects of carnal fascination have just gotten stranger and stranger.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What, you don't see him jitterbugging naked all over his basement apartment to the uplifting strains of "Macho Man?"

The only time he would be naked if he was masturbating, though that requires him to find his penis.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The only time he would be naked if he was masturbating, though that requires him to find his penis.

It's been missing so long that it should be legally dead.

 

[Flexo]

Fucking hell...
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Is that just YouTube's general search results or are ALL of those, Bob?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is that just YouTube's general search results or are ALL of those, Bob?

They’re all Bob.

 

[Anonimo]

What, you don't see him jitterbugging naked all over his basement apartment to the uplifting strains of "Macho Man?"

You’d think with all of Bob’s talk about exterminating nuking genociding disenfranchising the Midwest he’d be dancing to “Rocket Man” instead...

 

[Gordon Cole]

Politishit.

But what about the many, many times you said belief was holding us back?

So the soundtrack to the Superior Future is apparently disco, power metal and country music.

As if I needed another reason to hate his tastes.

Today in "I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as he says it is":

You say that like you aren't fat.

"IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK PANTHER, THEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

 

[Mola Ram]

Today in "I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as he says it is":

I'm not the biggest fan of Fantastic Beasts etc., and I'm more than open to the idea the sequel sucks, but this feels distinctly like he's trying to recapture his Pixels moment of glory.

Also, I'm sure the fact he regularly pisses on fantasy in general and Harry Potter in particular has nothing to do with this rant.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So the soundtrack to the Superior Future is apparently disco, power metal and country music.

Does 8-bit music and mumble rap count as part of the Superior Future’s soundtrack?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Thanks for killing a meme Blobby. You shat them out with little to no effort and your asspatters slurp that shit up.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm not the biggest fan of Fantastic Beasts etc., and I'm more than open to the idea the sequel sucks, but this feels distinctly like he's trying to recapture his Pixels moment of glory.

Correct. He was equally histrionic prior to Venom being released and making a kajillion dollars.

 

[GeePee]

Correct. He was equally histrionic prior to Venom being released and making a kajillion dollars.

let's never forget how he was showering A Wrinkle in Time with praising...

 

[Flexo]

Well let's see here...
http://verdantlabs.com/politics_of_professions/

Hm. I wonder why he left out some of the other working class jobs...

Have fun with the list yourself. I did have a laugh at what is probably one of the reddest professions out there.

Bonus knowledge Bob will never acknowledge:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/midterms-one-party-controls-wealthiest-184200649.html

Here are the 10 richest congressional districts in the U.S. by median household income:

1. Congressional District 10, Virginia: $116,069 | Democrat
2. Congressional District 18, California: $112,702 | Democrat
3. Congressional District 17, California: $107,946 | Democrat
4. Congressional District 11, Virginia: $105,024 | Democrat
5. Congressional District 7, New Jersey: $104,987 | Democrat
6. Congressional District 3, New York: $104,805 | Democrat
7. Congressional District 11, New Jersey: $103,419 | Democrat
8. Congressional District 8, Virginia: $100,649 | Democrat
9. Congressional District 33, California: $99,902 | Democrat
10. Congressional District 8, Maryland: $97,663 | Democrat

Virginia’s 10th Congressional District is the wealthiest in the country and will now be represented by the Democratic Party. This sprawling district in Northern Virginia is home to some towns well-known for their affluence. Great Falls boasts a median household income of $230,304, according to the Census Bureau. McLean isn’t too shabby, either, at $190,258. Newly elected Democrat Jennifer Wexton represents the district.

California’s 17th and 18th Districts can be found in the San Francisco Bay Area. The 17th District includes Cupertino, Fremont, Santa Clara, San Jose and Sunnyvale, places that are well-known for surging home values and tech industry wealth. The same goes for the 18th District, which covers Mountain View, Palo Alto, Redwood City and Santa Cruz. California’s 33rd District is in Southern California and stretches from Malibu in the northwest to Ranchos Palos Verdes in the southeast, covering all the wealthiest parts of Los Angeles.

Among the top 10 richest congressional districts, Democrats now represent all 10. Out of the 50 richest districts, Democrats have 41 to Republicans’ nine.​

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm not the biggest fan of Fantastic Beasts etc., and I'm more than open to the idea the sequel sucks, but this feels distinctly like he's trying to recapture his Pixels moment of glory.

Could it be... Bob acting like a colossal idiotic sperg is just his poor attempt at drawing attention to himself?

Spoiler: Why would you even bother clicking this?

The answer is no of course.

Correct. He was equally histrionic prior to Venom being released and making a kajillion dollars.

Given that you brought up Venom, I just want to share a realization with you all that I had when Stan Lee passed: Venom will officially be not only the final film to have a Stan Lee cameo in it released while he was still alive, but it will now forever be known as the final Marvel related film to be released during Stan Lee's lifetime.

Eat shit Bob.