Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Karl der Grosse]

It's Taraji Henson, so you're just going to hear voice overs of "God her voice is annoying" and "Empire is really a pretty shitty show".

 

[Koby_Fish]

All that fat and glucose is gonna do wonders for his diabetes.

Movieblob should be on the "NOTHING WHITE" diet that many people with type 2 beetus are counselled to go on around here. That means no white potatoes, no starches, no flour, no white bread, no rice, no white sugar (that's a given with beetus anyway) and no milk. (White fish is allowed, of course, which makes me take issue with what they call the diet, but whatever).

Since he hates the whites it should be easy for him

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

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This makes me roll my eyes so hard, how does he think big media works? It's not a meritocracy. If your family doesn't have the money or connections to buy you fame, you better give an A++++++++ blowjob to some Weinstein carbon copy, or else you will never get to quit your dayjob. That's at least half of the cancer eating modern media alive today. It's an incestuous web of people who put the end products secondary to sustaining the circlejerk.

Talk about flavor profiles that don't belong together. Why did he use bleu cheese in it? It doesn't go with either the friend chicken or the mac and cheese.

He might as well dump some ranch dressing on there while he's at it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He might as well dump some ranch dressing on there while he's at it.

You skip the ranch on your tendies-n-cheese?

Look at Mr. I-Live-Upstairs, putting on airs and shit.

 

[LN 910]

Worse, even Bob sees the problem.

Is the protagonist just going to hear voice overs of "I would like to have sex with you" through the whole film?

That is extremely sad when the guy thinks everybody in America should be given 3 million dollars equally can point out the logical faults in making your film.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Worse, even Bob sees the problem.

Is the protagonist just going to hear voice overs of "I would like to have sex with you" through the whole film?

Dave Chappelle once did an entire skit lampooning this idea.

 

[Rei is shit]

Holiday food sperging

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This stuff totally doesnt get to him

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The "I uploaded myself looking like a fat goofy fanboy!" defense is really bizarre. It's like an excuse that only works if you've sealed yourself up in your basement so nobody is around to tell you it's not actually a defense.

Oh and I forgot to mention, that picture of the "moldy mac and cheese and skin casserole" made me literally wretch. I'd be impressed if that was just a troll to make Kiwis lose their appetite on Thanksgiving, but that's giving Bob too much comedic credit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh and I forgot to mention, that picture of the "moldy mac and cheese and skin casserole" made me literally wretch. I'd be impressed if that was just a troll to make Kiwis lose their appetite on Thanksgiving, but that's giving Bob too much comedic credit.

That shit was positively vile. The mac and cheese was dry, and the blue cheese was just disgusting. By changing a few things, such as ditching the blue cheese and cooking the meat separately and then dumping it into the mac and cheese, it would have been a good dish. The mac and cheese would have to be made differently however.

 

[Foltest]

Calling The Gameovethinker a comedy show would mean it was suppose to be funny and not sad.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

That shit was positively vile. The mac and cheese was dry, and the blue cheese was just disgusting. By changing a few things, such as ditching the blue cheese and cooking the meat separately and then dumping it into the mac and cheese, it would have been a good dish. The mac and cheese would have to be made differently however.

I would like to note that slow-cooker mac and cheese is much better, even as leftovers.

Actually, I suspect Kraft mac-and-cheese out of a box is probably better than Bob's... uh, entree.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That shit was positively vile. The mac and cheese was dry, and the blue cheese was just disgusting. By changing a few things, such as ditching the blue cheese and cooking the meat separately and then dumping it into the mac and cheese, it would have been a good dish. The mac and cheese would have to be made differently however.

Maybe he should brought McNuggets to Thanksgiving.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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He has no idea what he’s talking about when it comes to food which is surprising given his weight and diabetes. All you have to do is look at that god awful, overcooked and disgusting moldy looking Mac and cheese he made.

 

[Red Hood]

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1980s Genesis games? For a guy that remember the console wars were his personal Vietnam maybe he should remember the Genesis released in 89 so...unless it just has Revenge of Shinobi and Altered Beast he is wrong.

 

[elder god]

More the center doesnt matter/is irredeemable/ghoul people robots need to replace asap

The people who decided the last presidential election no longer matter - Bob "ignorance is the only real evil" Chipman.

s does his hate boner for Snyder

But remember, if you don't like his precious Mahvel or Stah wahs, you're being pathetic for holding on to that much hate.

Holiday food sperging

It is amazing how, for as much food as movieBob eats, he is so fucking off on even basic concepts of food. Anybody who says that America doesn't know how food works is stupid for a different reason: most of the world has evolved to have different tastes in food. I mean, look at some parts of Asia, where octopus and bugs can be considered delicacies. Its not like this is a new thing, hell, look in the US, you have different areas with different versions of Barbecue. This whole spergout of "Americans weren't rich so they made up shit to pretend they were" is retarded when you realize that a lot of these staple foods come from before the great depression (sweet Potato casserole for example was first in a cookbook in 1917). Also, I don't think he gets that most people don't care if it looks fancy, as long as its tasty, fanciness is secondary.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He has no idea what he’s talking about when it comes to food which is surprising given his weight and diabetes. All you have to do is look at that god awful, overcooked and disgusting moldy looking Mac and cheese he made.

That’s not surprising since Bob has no idea about everything, especially movies and politics, which I argued is where Bob is the most clueless at.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

The people who decided the last presidential election no longer matter - Bob "ignorance is the only real evil" Chipman.



But remember, if you don't like his precious Mahvel or Stah wahs, you're being pathetic for holding on to that much hate.



It is amazing how, for as much food as movieBob eats, he is so fucking off on even basic concepts of food. Anybody who says that America doesn't know how food works is stupid for a different reason: most of the world has evolved to have different tastes in food. I mean, look at some parts of Asia, where octopus and bugs can be considered delicacies. Its not like this is a new thing, hell, look in the US, you have different areas with different versions of Barbecue. This whole spergout of "Americans weren't rich so they made up shit to pretend they were" is exceptional when you realize that a lot of these staple foods come from before the great depression (sweet Potato casserole for example was first in a cookbook in 1917). Also, I don't think he gets that most people don't care if it looks fancy, as long as its tasty, fanciness is secondary.

The whole food rant sounds like just another screed against middle American Flyover Ghouls. Basically accusing them of latching onto boring food because it's what granny made during the Great Depression and they're too obsessed with outmoded traditions to change their tastes. Whereas Coastal Superior Futurians like Bob try daring new things like dumping chicken leavins' into a vat of gooey pasta and covering it with a patina of dried skin and moldy cheese. Mmm Mmm Good!

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Is the Skin and Mold Casserole (amazing how that's an accurate descriptor) allegorical to Bob's Superior Future?

It's a screaming cacophony of incompatible cultures, forced together to make something far lesser than the sum of its parts.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Worse, even Bob sees the problem.

Is the protagonist just going to hear voice overs of "I would like to have sex with you" through the whole film?

I disagree only in the sense that "Men don't make sense" is a thing women say to each other and Bob is clearly talking from a male point of view/taking cliches are reality. There's no cheat code to punch in to get every member of the opposite sex like you because that's almost as broad as saying "humans". "Teehee, men want to have sex all the time" is basically the same as calling all women thots. Both are true tho.

On the other hand, I assume the original is a comedy Bob is giving too serious thought into. No idea but his point is dumb.

 

[Red Hood]

I disagree only in the sense that "Men don't make sense" is a thing women say to each other and Bob is clearly talking from a male point of view/taking cliches are reality. There's no cheat code to punch in to get every member of the opposite sex like you because that's almost as broad as saying "humans". "Teehee, men want to have sex all the time" is basically the same as calling all women thots. Both are true tho.

On the other hand, I assume the original is a comedy Bob is giving too serious thought into. No idea but his point is dumb.

Acshyually the script is going to have all the men thinking "damn, I'd love Ghostbusters 2016 if the stars didn't have vaginas."