Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He is basically calling himself an idiot :story:
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And why not just say English. Working class + upper class is pretty much everyone until recent times Bob.
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He is basically calling himself an idiot :story:
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And why not just say English. Working class + upper class is pretty much everyone until recent times Bob.
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...this "obsolete other" also amorphously includes: whites, males, tradesmen, anyone without a college degree, minorities that don't vote democrat and anyone "those people" don't like or endorse. It won't ever make sense, because it's the rage of a useless diabetic pop culture worshiper at a world that doesn't look like a science fantasy cartoon with moon wheat.

See how motherfucking easy that is?
 
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Of those he listed, Bob believes that he is both an artist and intellectual. The trouble with his assumption is that artists actually produce content that comes from their own minds. Being the consummate consumer he is, Bob's entire "career" consists of him reviewing and critiquing the works of others. Hell, I would argue critics like Bob have a parasitic relationship with artists and vastly overestimate their value to the industry as social media makes it easier for word-of-mouth to spread and bypass the middle man/gatekeepers of public opinion. Even when he "produces" something like the Game Overthinker, it is pure bullshit and self-aggrandizement because Bob is the center of his own universe.

As for being an intellectual, HA! It has been said ad infinitum that Bob is jack of no trades and a master of jack shit. He would like to delude himself into believing that he is knowledgeable on a wide range of topics, but knows next to nothing on them except what he is told to believe by his masters. Between watching films, producing garbage-tier content, and sperging out on Twitter, I doubt that Bob has ever picked up a book on history or politics aside from textbooks he had to read for the required beginner courses. Becoming an intellectual means devoting much time to studying in a particular field, and Bob being lazy, only skims through articles that confirm his bias.

No matter how much he pretends otherwise, Bob will never accepted as one of the "elites" because he is the worst kind of white trash with shit taste in food and entertainment. Even with over 100K subscribers on YouTube and (for now) a staff position with the escapist, he is obscure at best and only marginally famous because he is such a lolcow. His only use to the so-called "elites" is as a toy poodle that yaps at everything and gladly accept their scraps because it makes him feel important. I would hesitate to call him obsolete, because he is completely redundant as a human being. There are hundreds of critics that would kill to replace him once his cholesterol-clogged heart gives out.
 
The trouble with his assumption is that artists actually produce content that comes from their own minds. Being the consummate consumer he is, Bob's entire "career" consists of him reviewing and critiquing the works of others.
It’s hilarious that a ignorant slob would bash those who are more creative and original than him. I mean, for all his problems, Zack Syder will have a better and interesting vision of the DC universe on film than all the pitches Bob has on Terminator and Care Bears.

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I doubt that Bob has ever picked up a book on history or politics aside from textbooks he had to read for the required beginner courses.
That’s the sad reality of mummy generation. They form their politics and beliefs from reading textbooks and watching biased propaganda like CNN and they stick to those beliefs.
 
Of those he listed, Bob believes that he is both an artist and intellectual. The trouble with his assumption is that artists actually produce content that comes from their own minds. Being the consummate consumer he is, Bob's entire "career" consists of him reviewing and critiquing the works of others. Hell, I would argue critics like Bob have a parasitic relationship with artists and vastly overestimate their value to the industry as social media makes it easier for word-of-mouth to spread and bypass the middle man/gatekeepers of public opinion. Even when he "produces" something like the Game Overthinker, it is pure bullshit and self-aggrandizement because Bob is the center of his own universe.

Sorry for the :offtopic::autism: but that pretty much describes the majority of game journalists. Plus it could apply to english professors, film critics, and other related fields. A great way to prove it is to ask "What would happen if game journalists disappeared" and "what would happen if games or developers disappeared".

If Bob disappeared, what would change? There'd be 1 less thread on Kiwi farms.
If films disappeared, Bob would be out of a job and have little in the way of transferable skills. He'd be working some dead-end entry level job or living on welfare.
If modern games disappeared, Bob wouldn't notice as he doesn't play anything aside from old Nintendo games. If they disappeared as well, Bob would have nothing to do aside from ranting on Twitter about obsolete mayonnaise ghouls.

There's a fish parasite that eats the fishes tongue and replaces it with itself. A fitting metaphor for how many of these so called "critics" operate.

As for being an intellectual. There's a saying I've heard attributed to Terry Pratchett. "To be a writer, you have to want to write. Too many people want to have written." I take this to mean that people want the status and social benefits of being a successful writer, but don't want to put the work in to get there and see said work as a barrier to that status instead of the reason for it. We see this with the likes of Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu, and to a lesser extent Bob. Zoe and Wu want to be seen as kooky indie devs, but have little interest in actually making games. Bob and Zoe want to be seen as authors, but have little interest in writing a book people might actually want to read. Bob wants to be an intellectual, but has no interest in all that studying, debate, and wisdom shit. That's just unimportant nonsense getting in the way of him wearing the 'smartest person in the room' badge.

This is why I find his hatred of Jordan Peterson so interesting. Regardless of your opinions about the man or his work, he is everything Bob wants to be. A massively popular pubic intellectual who spends a great deal of his time talking about the messages and themes in classic films, and talking about politics.
 
As for being an intellectual. There's a saying I've heard attributed to Terry Pratchett. "To be a writer, you have to want to write. Too many people want to have written." I take this to mean that people want the status and social benefits of being a successful writer, but don't want to put the work in to get there and see said work as a barrier to that status instead of the reason for it. We see this with the likes of Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu, and to a lesser extent Bob. Zoe and Wu want to be seen as kooky indie devs, but have little interest in actually making games. Bob and Zoe want to be seen as authors, but have little interest in writing a book people might actually want to read. Bob wants to be an intellectual, but has no interest in all that studying, debate, and wisdom shit. That's just unimportant nonsense getting in the way of him wearing the 'smartest person in the room' badge.

Bob's number one desire is that he wants to earn recognition for something that makes him look great. His entire life is built around this pursuit, often failing due to various reasons. Laziness and stupidity are some of the problems with him, but there is another one that I think gets in the way a lot for Bob: he isn't able to grasp how normal people perceive things.

Bob doesn't understand the perception of normal human beings. He fails to grasp what passes for quality content in the eyes of others, or how normal people dissect and analyze information that is being revealed to them. His YouTube videos are a great example of this, where he thinks that painting an entire wall green is A+ designing but actually makes him look like he has no idea what he is doing.

We also have things like his book, where he thinks he's being really insightful but is actually revealing himself to be a massive weirdo. Or that weird sex blog post, which he thinks makes him look super cool but really makes him look like a creep and borderline sexual predator (even if it didn't happen, the fact that he would even think that those things talked about in that blog post are good things is quite revealing about him on a mental level).

Even that horrid Thanksgiving side dish tweet that he put out is an example of this. He put that picture out there thinking people would view that as an amazing dish and him as an amazing cook. He doesn't understand that he's getting laughed at instead because that dish he made is exceptionally bad on all levels of cooking.
 
Bob's number one desire is that he wants to earn recognition for something that makes him look great. His entire life is built around this pursuit, often failing due to various reasons. Laziness and stupidity are some of the problems with him, but there is another one that I think gets in the way a lot for Bob: he isn't able to grasp how normal people perceive things.

Bob doesn't understand the perception of normal human beings. He fails to grasp what passes for quality content in the eyes of others, or how normal people dissect and analyze information that is being revealed to them. His YouTube videos are a great example of this, where he thinks that painting an entire wall green is A+ designing but actually makes him look like he has no idea what he is doing.

We also have things like his book, where he thinks he's being really insightful but is actually revealing himself to be a massive weirdo. Or that weird sex blog post, which he thinks makes him look super cool but really makes him look like a creep and borderline sexual predator (even if it didn't happen, the fact that he would even think that those things talked about in that blog post are good things is quite revealing about him on a mental level).

Even that horrid Thanksgiving side dish tweet that he put out is an example of this. He put that picture out there thinking people would view that as an amazing dish and him as an amazing cook. He doesn't understand that he's getting laughed at instead because that dish he made is exceptionally bad on all levels of cooking.
But do you think this is a product of some kind of disorder like autism or because he's just a raging narcissist? Or possibly both?

Personally I look lean towards narcissism, and that he simply doesn't care about other peoples view.
 
Can someone decipher this?
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It's him banging his beetus-addled brain against the reality that there's no *actual* alternatives to capitalism despite it being terribly un-woke to think so. Though the phrase "I don't exactly see a *better* path the the [I assume this a typo for "to the"] elevated status I feel meant for" is one hell of Freudian slip w/r/t his delusions of adequacy.
 
Can someone decipher this?
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'I don't like capitalists because they're toxic but I can't deny most of the comforts in my life are the product of capitalism, a capitalist society is the only one where I can indulge my delusions of self-importance and it's the only real way to achieve my superior future'.
 
Currently melting down about the caravan
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Throwing rocks is just like nerf guns
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Says the man who belongs on peopleofwalmart.com
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Presumably he thinks he is part of that minority making it better.
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Be able to buy clothes off the rack is an accomplishment. This is someone who thinks he is superior.
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Essentially who you vote for is all that determines your worth as a human.
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Totally doges the point.
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Big think from this one
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Now you might think all bob is doing is "signal boosting" tweets about the caravan given some of the stuff he has posted above. Dont worry he still has time to sperg about super heroes.
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Sorry if thats too many caps but his twitter is just top bob content right now.
 
"I think bad people should have things they don't like happen to them." - Bob Chipman, notorious bad person
I hope someone steals your video games, movies, and your job then, champ. The lack of self-awareness is so staggering that he's basically on par with his cocksleeve, Andrew Dobson.
 
"I think bad people should have things they don't like happen to them." - Bob Chipman, notorious bad person
I hope someone steals your video games, movies, and your job then, champ. The lack of self-awareness is so staggering that he's basically on par with his cocksleeve, Andrew Dobson.

The fact that Bob has even has a modicum of fame and a $4000/month Patreon damages my faith in humanity as a species.
 
Currently melting down about the caravan
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Throwing rocks is just like nerf guns
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Says the man who belongs on peopleofwalmart.com
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Presumably he thinks he is part of that minority making it better.
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Be able to buy clothes off the rack is an accomplishment. This is someone who thinks he is superior.
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Essentially who you vote for is all that determines your worth as a human.
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Totally doges the point.
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Big think from this one
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Now you might think all bob is doing is "signal boosting" tweets about the caravan given some of the stuff he has posted above. Dont worry he still has time to sperg about super heroes.
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Sorry if thats too many caps but his twitter is just top bob content right now.
After working my way through this fetid excrement that some call a Twitter feed for a while, everything started to drown out and blend together with this:

 
Wishing bad things like economic ruin, genocide, homelessness etc on people you don’t like makes YOU a bar person, Blobb.

So I know people who have volunteered to support immigrants by taking them to the grocery store after they arrive, helling them buy stuff for their apartments, helping them acclimate, learn about society etc. I don’t see Blobb doing that nor do I see him offering up his milk carton couch in his basement apartment to a refugee. Talk the talk but can’t walk the walk (because he’s a fat tub of lard).

Edit: Man he is a broken record.
 
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