Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Could the'Ranked Voting' Bob mentioned be related to Australia's preferential voting system? Basically instead of voting for just the person you want to win, you rank all candidates from 1st preference to last. Each person with the lowest points gets removed and then the second places and so on get ranked. People with a certain amount of votes get campaign funding for the next time around. It could alliveiate the 'my vote won't matter' problem in the US
 
What I want to know is what the fuck Bob expects us to believe he's getting 'exposure' for. Does he think being apart of some irrelevant "critic's guild" or whatever is a real job?

I just can't see that many jobs that would see someone who throws tantrums about cartoons as a valuable asset.
 
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What I want to know is what the fuck Bob expects us to believe he's getting 'exposure' for. Does he think being apart of some irrelevant "critic's guild" or whatever is a real job?

I just can't see that many jobs that would see someone who throws tantrums about cartoons as a valuable asset.

well there's always the autistic legion of doom for hiring cows to put in time and effort for a pointless grudge
 
Speaking of which, I don't see the point for Bob in keeping the #RehireJamesGunn. I mean, he hasn't sperg about it since August and everyone has moved on from it.

I think Bob's hanging on to the hashtag for this because since the narrative is "EVIL NAZIS GOT JAMES GUNN FIRED" he still hopes Disney will relent and bring Gunn back because if they don't that means the "Nazis" win and his side has to take the L here so he doesn't want to admit defeat since his ego would be bruised.
 
I think Bob's hanging on to the hashtag for this because since the narrative is "EVIL NAZIS GOT JAMES GUNN FIRED" he still hopes Disney will relent and bring Gunn back because if they don't that means the "Nazis" win and his side has to take the L here so he doesn't want to admit defeat since his ego would be bruised.
I feel like he gave up whining about it awhile ago since his ramblings on twitter and YouTube have been ignored.

I was rewatching his lengthy response video to GOTG3 being delayed last night and it was incoherent rambling. He has no idea what he’s talking about in it.
 
I wonder what that "real work" is....
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No idea what he means by this beyond something to do with 6 degrees of kevin bacon
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Shitting on pewdiepie lead to more bernie sperging. What a fucking twist.
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Man who spergs on twitter asks why doesnt someone sperging on twitter have something better to do. I guess that "real work" thing isnt working out.
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Muh “real jobs”, “real industries”, and “real work”. Jesus that’s an infantile tweet, reads as if a 3rd graded wrote it to show off to someone smarter/stronger than them.

Blobbo’s idea of real work is basically writing terrible blog posts for trash online gaming sites and a very cringey book on Super Mario bros. 3 that no one read. He really has no self awareness does he? He sounds incredibly stupid in those tweets.

He vowed to never let Marvel forget their mistake.

That isn't an exaggeration. He actually said that. As if the Mouse is even aware of his puny existence.
You do know that’s Bob “Moviebob” Chipman, rotten tomatoe reviewer, you’re talking about don’t you?? He has several thousand views on his YouTube channel and escapist posts. Unlike pew die pie who has hundreds of thousands of views on his YouTube channel.
 
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Muh “real jobs”, “real industries”, and “real work”. Jesus that’s an infantile tweet, reads as if a 3rd graded wrote it to show off to someone smarter/stronger than them.

Blobbo’s idea of real work is basically writing terrible blog posts for trash online gaming sites and a very cringey book on Super Mario bros. 3 that no one read. He really has no self awareness does he? He sounds incredibly stupid in those tweets.


You do know that’s Bob “Moviebob” Chipman, rotten tomatoe reviewer, you’re talking about don’t you?? He has several thousand views on his YouTube channel and escapist posts. Unlike pew die pie who has hundreds of thousands of views on his YouTube channel.
Bob loses his Internet access, his computer explodes, the electricity goes out, and so does Bob's job.
 
Speaking of which, I don't see the point for Bob in keeping the #RehireJamesGunn. I mean, he hasn't sperg about it since August and everyone has moved on from it.
He'll keep it until BLobbo gets what he wants: Marvel to rehire James Gunn (Blobbo is ret.arded like that)
 
youtube isnt real work.... except the writing, editing, compiling(?), production, voiceover, render(lol).....
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Are holiday sweets fucking with his blood sugar? He hasn't engages with trolls like this in a while
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I think Bob's hanging on to the hashtag for this because since the narrative is "EVIL NAZIS GOT JAMES GUNN FIRED" he still hopes Disney will relent and bring Gunn back because if they don't that means the "Nazis" win and his side has to take the L here so he doesn't want to admit defeat since his ego would be bruised.

Five years from now, people are going to see #RehireJamesGunn on Bob's Twitter and they'll have completely forgotten that James Gunn was fired in the first place. This truly is Bob's Moby Dick, the encapsulation of all of the bullying he's ever been through, rolled into a single event. There is absolutely no chance that Disney will ever put JG back on the payroll, so Bob's perpetual display of this hashtag will only serve to make him look like a petty jackass who can't take his lumps and turn his attention to tactics that might actually have a mouse's fart's chance of working.
 
I think Bob's hanging on to the hashtag for this because since the narrative is "EVIL NAZIS GOT JAMES GUNN FIRED" he still hopes Disney will relent and bring Gunn back because if they don't that means the "Nazis" win and his side has to take the L here so he doesn't want to admit defeat since his ego would be bruised.

It really does demonstrate the sheer size of Bob's ego, which is approaching the mass of a black hole. It always goes back to SMB3, doesn't it? He wants to believe that it was a cultural milestone on the scale of the JFK assassination solely because it is his favorite game. With proper research, he could have made Brick by Brick a history on the game's development, but nope, he had to make it into a semi-autobiography because he's BOB CHIPMAN! The whole goddamn universe revolves around him and his whims. It is little wonder he believes that a corporation on the scale of Disney would pay attention to him and see the error of their ways.
 
It really does demonstrate the sheer size of Bob's ego, which is approaching the mass of a black hole. It always goes back to SMB3, doesn't it? He wants to believe that it was a cultural milestone on the scale of the JFK assassination solely because it is his favorite game. With proper research, he could have made Brick by Brick a history on the game's development, but nope, he had to make it into a semi-autobiography because he's BOB CHIPMAN! The whole goddamn universe revolves around him and his whims. It is little wonder he believes that a corporation on the scale of Disney would pay attention to him and see the error of their ways.
Who is that fat retard again?
 
Are holiday sweets fucking with his blood sugar? He hasn't engages with trolls like this in a while
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I too have noticed that he's been fighting with the trolls more and more lately. I don't know if it's just because more and more of them are responding to him in his Twitter or if he's just starting to lose what little grip he has on restraint.
It really does demonstrate the sheer size of Bob's ego, which is approaching the mass of a black hole. It always goes back to SMB3, doesn't it? He wants to believe that it was a cultural milestone on the scale of the JFK assassination solely because it is his favorite game. With proper research, he could have made Brick by Brick a history on the game's development, but nope, he had to make it into a semi-autobiography because he's BOB CHIPMAN! The whole goddamn universe revolves around him and his whims. It is little wonder he believes that a corporation on the scale of Disney would pay attention to him and see the error of their ways.

To give another example, look back on what he said following Stan Lee's death. Does he talk about Stan Lee's legacy or what Stan Lee meant to him?

Of course not. He instead decides to use Stan Lee's death as a way of talking about how there's still time for him to break into the entertainment industry and be recognized as the creative genius he truly is.
 
Man who spergs on twitter asks why doesnt someone sperging on twitter have something better to do. I guess that "real work" thing isnt working out.
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So Pewdiepie is........ exactly like Moviebob, only successful. I think I found out why Moviebob hates him, jealousy.

youtube isnt real work.... except the writing, editing, compiling(?), production, voiceover, render(lol).....
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Bob, you write fluff pieces on the internet for a living, you are the last person who should be looking down on anybody for their job. Also, I love how he splits up all those items to try to make it sound like he does way more than he does. That would be like a mcdonalds cashier saying they're a cook, a janitor, a meal prep guy, a technician, a face to face brand representative, a banker, a stocker, and a driver(to and from work guiz). No, you're a mcdonalds worker, your job might entail everything else, but that doesn't mean you are suddenly all those job titles solely and simultaneously. It seems like Bob is upset that people are calling him out for how little work he actually does.
 
:offtopic:Halo sperging...
Even if the Covenant were supposed to represent Diversity and Multiculturalism they would be a really negative depiction of such.
Several species of the Covenant are out and out slave races, all the species more or less hate each other, and eventually the Covenant break apart into a Civil war and they start trying to genocide each other.
Bob would know this if he even did the most basic research but skimming a Wikipedia article is beneath Bob.
Is he just complaining that the UNSC aren't the cookie-cutter peaceful xenophile federation and the Covenant aren't uninspired Space Nazis or is he actually defending the Covenant because they're multiracial? Both are retarded but one significantly more so than the other. In any case the Covenant are religious fanatics anyway so that should soften it for him since there's no room for any of that in the superior future.
 
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So Pewdiepie is........ exactly like Moviebob, only successful. I think I found out why Moviebob hates him, jealousy.



Bob, you write fluff pieces on the internet for a living, you are the last person who should be looking down on anybody for their job. Also, I love how he splits up all those items to try to make it sound like he does way more than he does. That would be like a mcdonalds cashier saying they're a cook, a janitor, a meal prep guy, a technician, a face to face brand representative, a banker, a stocker, and a driver(to and from work guiz). No, you're a mcdonalds worker, your job might entail everything else, but that doesn't mean you are suddenly all those job titles solely and simultaneously. It seems like Bob is upset that people are calling him out for how little work he actually does.
The correct pronoun for MovieBob is, of course "Lardass".
 
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