Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

I feel bad for Bob.

It must sting shilling this hard for capeshit and fairweather SJW points for so long and still not getting anything out of it except a few retweets/Favs.

I mean, give it up, Bob. Anita and every women you meet from this political lean will never fuck you. No Hollywood producer will ever want you. Everyone on the majority of humanity thinks you are a joke.

If you go full alt-right, you might be able to finger an equally wordy fat chick. If you go full radical commie-left you could maybe get poked by an obese MTF. But this whole neo-liberal coastal attitude thing will not work because you are not a smoking hot thot and have the charisma of a fat drunk blue collar dude from New Jersey.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

More black panther winning the Oscar because mah wokness

The only Oscar that BP actually deserves to win is for the Costumes and maybe "All the Stars". That's probably it.

 

[Clay Claymore]

100%ed the game here.
There's no climbing at all, you just web-swing to a tower and do a small mini-game that involves turning both analogue thumbsticks the right way. There's only about 6 of them.

Is that what his complaint is about? Those police towers that let you unlock more of the map? That thing I completed in like 35 minutes.

Holy Christ, Bob.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

More black panther winning the Oscar because mah wokness

Can someone tell him being woke doesn't equal winning best picture or BEING a contender for it?

 

[Rei is shit]

Can anyone explains what he means by abelist in this context?

And bob reveals why he gets called a neoliberal even though he thinks its a meaningless term.

 

[Mola Ram]

Can anyone explains what he means by abelist in this context?

"Re.tarded" is considered a slur even by some of the un-Woke. Which is pretty re.tarded, but what can you do.

I'm more dismayed (though at this point totally unsurprised) by a guy who used to call himself a staunch defender of free speech so quickly going for the "hate speech" button.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob's Superior Future requires the systematic extermination of the genetically inferior, but don't you dare call them reetards.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Can anyone explains what he means by abelist in this context?
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And bob reveals why he gets called a neoliberal even though he thinks its a meaningless term.
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Generally it means something that belittles people with a disability. In this specific instance It's Bob after being repeatedly called ablelist for his eugenics rants is now trying to deflect in the most comically obvious way by shouting it at other people.

That don't @ me stuff is hilarious, but at least he admits he can't defend his non sense.

 

[elder god]

an anyone explains what he means by abelist in this context?

Bob is pissy they used the word retarded to describe a non-functioning retard like AOC

And bob reveals why he gets called a neoliberal even though he thinks its a meaningless term.

Just say it Bob, you think the ends of your belief system justify whatever means you would have to take to get it.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

Bob's Superior Future requires the systematic extermination of the genetically inferior, but don't you dare call them reetards.

Wouldn't he himself be one of the inferiors exterminated, by the way? The guy is either just so bad at keeping himself to a diet he got the beetus or he's genetically predisposed to get it and he made it worse by eating like a trash can.
He contributes nothing useful to the society as his job exists on parasiting off creative people's work (not necessarily a bad thing, but overall, not critical to the survival of the human race) and he's either a bit of poison for the gene pool or just so weak, he couldn't control his food habits.
If I was in charge of forging a Superior Future I'd send him straight in the bioreactor, at least he'd be of usefulness by being one big, nice chunk of fuel.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Looking at the above screencaps, I've realized Bob has almost 180,000 tweets. That, and he still has the "#RehireJamesGunn" shit? James Gunn is practically ancient history with how fast the internet moves now, lmao. No way Disney rehires him. That hashtag literally just serves to remind people of the whole Gunn controversy at this point, it's blown over at this point (IMO at least).

Will he ever realize he reviews entertainment for a living, and no one gives a flying fuck about his political opinions/the shit he retweets? I don't think a single person in his ~$5000 a month pool of Patreon supporters is giving money to him for his political opinions.

 

[Mola Ram]

Wouldn't he himself be one of the inferiors exterminated, by the way? The guy is either just so bad at keeping himself to a diet he got the beetus or he's genetically predisposed to get it and he made it worse by eating like a trash can.
He contributes nothing useful to the society as his job exists on parasiting off creative people's work (not necessarily a bad thing, but overall, not critical to the survival of the human race) and he's either a bit of poison for the gene pool or just so weak, he couldn't control his food habits.
If I was in charge of forging a Superior Future I'd send him straight in the bioreactor, at least he'd be of usefulness by being one big, nice chunk of fuel.

In any left wing totalitarian regime, Bob would be thrown into a prison camp or shot against a wall for no other reason than that he's pathetically, hopelessly bourgeoisie.

 

[Ecto-1A]

Wouldn't he himself be one of the inferiors exterminated, by the way? The guy is either just so bad at keeping himself to a diet he got the beetus or he's genetically predisposed to get it and he made it worse by eating like a trash can.
He contributes nothing useful to the society as his job exists on parasiting off creative people's work (not necessarily a bad thing, but overall, not critical to the survival of the human race) and he's either a bit of poison for the gene pool or just so weak, he couldn't control his food habits.
If I was in charge of forging a Superior Future I'd send him straight in the bioreactor, at least he'd be of usefulness by being one big, nice chunk of fuel.

Said superior future could include breadlines and prison camps ala Venezuela, North Korea, and Cuba. if he moved to Venezuela, then he would lost all that blubber due to the rationing of food.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

In any left wing totalitarian regime, Bob would be thrown into a prison camp or shot against a wall for no other reason than that he's pathetically, hopelessly bourgeoisie.

Or he'd survive on the basis of being obscure and unknown. I could see him becoming a party or government official, one the fatass types that in the 80s would tell the Afghanistan veterans, when they requested some benefits they should get but the official doesn't feel like giving, that 'I'm not the one who sent you there'.

Said superior future could include breadlines and prison camps ala Venezuela, North Korea, and Cuba. if he moved to Venezuela, then he would lost all that blubber due to the rationing of food.

>Venezuela
I can already see him trying to get insulin shots only to hear shipments are cancelled because the last one wasn't paid for and instead was nationalized for the benefit of the workers.

Will he ever realize he reviews entertainment for a living, and no one gives a flying fuck about his political opinions/the shit he retweets? I don't think a single person in his ~$5000 a month pool of Patreon supporters is giving money to him for his political opinions.

How dare you even suggest that Bob, a minor popular entertainment reviewer, is not important enough to keep a movement to make one of the biggest entertainment corporations in the world bend the knee on a controversial issue alive? You probably live in some white trash state and vote Trump.

 

[Ecto-1A]

Ah yes, I forgot to mention rationing of medication. Tubby would die from lack of insulin shots due to medicine rationing.

 

[Archeopthryx]

I can't imagine Bob sitting on a nice chair with a much nicer Brandy. That level of sophistication is hard to imagine to a fat whale that lives in his brother's basement. Right now he reminds me of the lolcow I main called Clawshrimpy when he reee'd ableist.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I can't imagine Bob sitting on a nice chair with a much nicer Brandy. That level of sophistication is hard to imagine to a fat whale that lives in his brother's basement. Right now he reminds me of the lolcow I main called Clawshrimpy when he reee'd ableist.

doesn't shrimpy look like a blobfish? Guess Bob's a blobwhale then

 

[Archeopthryx]

doesn't shrimpy look like a blobfish? Guess Bob's a blobwhale then

Yeah. I was about to use the word blob but I want to diversify my descriptions as it is the current year after all.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

I'm the only who thinks that the supossed "superior future" of Bob it's pretty similar to the etnically diverse elite of the Interior Party of 1984?

 

[Ecto-1A]

I'm the only who thinks that the supossed "superior future" of Bob it's pretty similar to the etnically diverse elite of the Interior Party of 1984?

That, and countries like Cuba and Venezuela.