Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TheImportantFart]

If you go full alt-right, you might be able to finger an equally wordy fat chick

If Bob went alt-right, he’d be one of the ones calling people “optics cucks” for telling him to tone down his rhetoric. He already does this with his own side, the only difference is the terminology. Anyone who expresses distaste at his desires to genocide the white working class is “performative left”.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Black panther isnt a sci-fi movie.

Also

'movie' Bob chipman everyone.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's very odd to me how Bob wants to specifically be called a leftist but doesn't want to hold any of the believes that leftists actually hold. I don't get it. Why do you specifically want to be called a leftist when you don't actually fall in line with what the left philosophically believe in?

 

[Red Hood]

Bob thinking Black Panther is science fiction pretty much explains everything you need to know concerning his knowledge of science. It contains neither hard sciences nor soft sciences. It's just a dumb comic book fantasy movie.

Science Fiction and not "action movies with laaaaazers" is very rare in the cinema nowadays.

 

[kaien]

I can't imagine Bob sitting on a nice chair with a much nicer Brandy.

Shit's hilarious. Quit dreaming you're some kind of Mycroft Holmes, dude. The only thing you have in common is you're both fat fucks.

Also, what in the fuck does "pro-intervention, but anti-conquest and anti-colonialist" mean, in practical terms? It's very good to bomb the shit out of people, but very bad to go in and fix anything afterward? The Clintons have a lot to answer for, but high on the list is turning two generations of mainstream Dems into flailing dimwits as far as anything related to force projection.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Black panther isnt a sci-fi movie.

Also

'movie' Bob chipman everyone.

Keep in mind this won last year. Also keep in my mind is if Bob thinks BP will be the first to win Best Picture directed by a black man, I would like to remind him about a little movie called 12 Years a Slave won Best Picture for 2013.

Also, does he also remember Moonlight as well?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Keep in mind this won last year. Also keep in my mind is if Bob thinks BP will be the first to win Best Picture directed by a black man, I would like to remind him about a little movie called 12 Years a Slave won Best Picture for 2013.

Also, does he also remember Moonlight as well?

This tells me Bob has either:


A. Does not know anything about well known movies

B. Does not watch the Oscars

C. Does know his shit, but is extremely disingenuous about it

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This tells me Bob has either:


A. Does not know anything about well known movies

B. Does not watch the Oscars

C. Does know his shit, but is extremely disingenuous about it

D. A & B

 

[Ecto-1A]

I go with all of the above myself. I think the reason why he wants Black Panther to win, because he is pandering to the woke crowd. Then again, even The Pink Panther films never got nominated for Best Picture.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Keep in mind this won last year. Also keep in my mind is if Bob thinks BP will be the first to win Best Picture directed by a black man, I would like to remind him about a little movie called 12 Years a Slave won Best Picture for 2013.

Also, does he also remember Moonlight as well?

Do you think Blobb watched moonlight or even understood anything about it? He can barely understand cape shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Do you think Blobb watched moonlight or even understood anything about it? He can barely understand cape shit.

I doubt he actually watched it. The only time he brought it up was well a LGBT black movie was correctly named Best Picture over La La Land.

This tells me Bob has either:


A. Does not know anything about well known movies

B. Does not watch the Oscars

C. Does know his shit, but is extremely disingenuous about it

I know the Oscars aren't for anyone but I watch them because I like movies, though they are sadly now pandering to Bob's crowd.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I can't imagine Bob sitting on a nice chair with a much nicer Brandy. That level of sophistication is hard to imagine to a fat whale that lives in his brother's basement. Right now he reminds me of the lolcow I main called Clawshrimpy when he reee'd ableist.

I can picture him on some high brow debate/film criticism show guzzling brandy from a fish bowl, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, and asking the host to repeat the question.

It's very odd to me how Bob wants to specifically be called a leftist but doesn't want to hold any of the believes that leftists actually hold. I don't get it. Why do you specifically want to be called a leftist when you don't actually fall in line with what the left philosophically believe in?

I think the answer is that (like many on the left) he knows things like censorship are bad, but he sees it as the words themselves being bad and not the behaviour behind them. He has no problem with censorship if it matches his goals (see Dead or Alive Xtreme 3) and tries to weasel his way out of it when called on it. It's the same with eugenics. Bob has shown time and again he's in favour of the concept, but don't stick that filthy, evil word to him or you're blocked friendo. This is why the left in general is constantly taken by surprise when they cheer a modern day book burning or someone getting punched in the street.

Him being pro-intervention is pretty funny because he'd never have to go and do the fighting in wars he supports.

In any left wing totalitarian regime, Bob would be thrown into a prison camp or shot against a wall for no other reason than that he's pathetically, hopelessly bourgeoisie.

"Any" being the key word here. If feminism wins, he will be first against the wall for being a straight white male misogynerd. If "the elite who matter" win, he will be up against the wall for being one of the useless drains on society. If globalist no-boarder 1 world government wins, he'd be displaced to make room for the superior immigrants because he's a straight white male with all that privilege. Even his moon wheat and space travel future has no place for him as he likely wouldn't survive the trip to space.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"Any" being the key word here. If feminism wins, he will be first against the wall for being a straight white male misogynerd. If "the elite who matter" win, he will be up against the wall for being one of the useless drains on society. If globalist no-boarder 1 world government wins, he'd be displaced to make room for the superior immigrants because he's a straight white male with all that privilege. Even his moon wheat and space travel future has no place for him as he likely wouldn't survive the trip to space.

I can only imagine him screaming "BUT I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES! I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR ORDER!" once the realization come down upon him like a jackhammer. Bob doesn't know what he is asking for, and will never do until the gun is resting against his head, or he is incapable of going to the moon as he desired.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I can only imagine him screaming "BUT I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES! I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR ORDER!" once the realization come down upon him like a jackhammer. Bob doesn't know what he is asking for, and will never do until the gun is resting against his head, or he is incapable of going to the moon as he desired.

You know who Bob is? He's Wayne Gale from Natural Born Killers. He's the ego-centric, self-serving psychopath whose own obsession ultimately ends up killing him.

The only difference is that Bob would likely die running away like the coward he is instead of facing his fate head on.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

When Black Panther loses Best Picture, he'll do the same thing he did in the aftermath of the 2016 election: blame old white people.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You know who Bob is? He's Wayne Gale from Natural Born Killers. He's the ego-centric, self-serving psychopath whose own obsession ultimately ends up killing him.

The only difference is that Bob would likely die running away like the coward he is instead of facing his fate head on.

I can see why with them. Both also take advantage and pander to a particular being for ego boosting.

 

[Brother Wind]

I know the Oscars aren't for anyone but I watch them because I like movies, though they are sadly now pandering to Bob's crowd.

Now you're just making up shit to get one over on Bob. Walk away. Walk away. The Oscars have always pandered to shallow empty self important people.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Now you're just making up shit to get one over on Bob. Walk away. Walk away. The Oscars have always pandered to shallow empty self important people.

George C. Scott referred to the show as a "meat parade" almost fifty years ago and nothing has changed.

 

[Mola Ram]

George C. Scott referred to the show as a "meat parade" almost fifty years ago and nothing has changed.

The Oscars get so many things wrong that it's more fun to talk about the various fuckups than the movies themselves. Forrest Gump beats Pulp Fiction. James Caan, Al Pacino, and Robert Duvall knock each other off in The Godfather (no pun intended) and leave the way open for Art fucking Carney as an old man traveling across the country with his cat. Alfred Hitchcock never won Best Director. Brokeback Mountain loses to Crash. Return of the King wins Best Editing as part of the apologetic sweep, even though the places where massive scenes were cut to keep the running time under 4 hours are painfully obvious. The Greatest Show on Earth beats High Noon and The Quiet Man for Best Picture. The list is endless.

Our alleged movie critic is pissing his pants over what's basically an industry award show that reads the cultural pulse of the nation about as accurately as fatso would be trying to find his way in the woods by the North Star.

EDIT: I have my years confused. The Corleone brothers weren't beat by Art Carney, but by Joel Grey in Cabaret, which is at least defensible (although who watches Cabaret these days?). Art Carney won for Harry and Tonto in 1975, when he beat Albert Finney for Murder on the Orient Express, Dustin Hoffman for Lenny, Jack Nicholson for Chinatown, and Al Pacino for The Godfather Part II (which is where I got my wires crossed). So Carney's win is still a ridiculous goof.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The Oscars get so many things wrong that it's more fun to talk about the various fuckups than the movies themselves. Forrest Gump beats Pulp Fiction. James Caan, Al Pacino, and Robert Duvall knock each other off in The Godfather (no pun intended) and leave the way open for Art fucking Carney as an old man traveling across the country with his cat. Alfred Hitchcock never won Best Director. Brokeback Mountain loses to Crash. Return of the King wins Best Editing as part of the apologetic sweep, even though the places where massive scenes were cut to keep the running time under 4 hours are painfully obvious. The Greatest Show on Earth beats High Noon and The Quiet Man for Best Picture. The list is endless.

Our alleged movie critic is pissing his pants over what's basically an industry award show that reads the cultural pulse of the nation about as accurately as fatso would be trying to find his way in the woods by the North Star.

Let us not forget that when Frozen won it's Oscar, people looked into the reasons the voters chose it and most of them never watched the other nominees or never watched Frozen either except that they knew it's popular.