Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Holden]

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FTFY

 

[Godzilla@1989]

FTFY

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Kooky Kow Krossover!
Blob and J-Mac are sniffing each others' rears about Star Trek. Bob wants to "Infinity-Gauntlet WAY more than half (read: all) the chuds who ever looked at me sideways", and would do it for free, no EPCOT future required. Bob also somehow manages to have more of a grasp on reality than the old Pop Culture Detective.

His mention of the Infinity Gauntlet has me thinking about Marvel's distinguished competition and Darkseid in particular (who is more of a badass than Thanos as he is already a god whose very essence can sink the multiverse into the abyss.) Part of me would be laughing if the tyrant of Apokolips hit him with the Omega Sanction where Bob would live a succession of lives that grow progressively worse. Imagine Bob living a life where Donald Trump is President of the United States while he lives in a basement and impotently sperges out on Twitter all day and every day...

...

Holy crap. Who's to say Bob isn't living in the Omega Sanction as we speak?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Kooky Kow Krossover!
Blob and J-Mac are sniffing each others' rears about Star Trek. Bob wants to "Infinity-Gauntlet WAY more than half (read: all) the chuds who ever looked at me sideways", and would do it for free, no EPCOT future required. Bob also somehow manages to have more of a grasp on reality than the old Pop Culture Detective.
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previously, J-Mac got mad that Star Trek "framed" Klingons as foreign terrorists. (extraterrestrials aren't foreign, and Klingons have never been portrayed as violent before. it takes a Trained Feminist™ to understand this.)
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Has he already been called out, and then denied for the 10,000th time that he ever wished death on anybody?

 

[LaughingJoke]

Kooky Kow Krossover!
Blob and J-Mac are sniffing each others' rears about Star Trek. Bob wants to "Infinity-Gauntlet WAY more than half (read: all) the chuds who ever looked at me sideways", and would do it for free, no EPCOT future required. Bob also somehow manages to have more of a grasp on reality than the old Pop Culture Detective.
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previously, J-Mac got mad that Star Trek "framed" Klingons as foreign terrorists. (extraterrestrials aren't foreign, and Klingons have never been portrayed as violent before. it takes a Trained Feminist™ to understand this.)
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Bob is an idiot as is all his ideas but Alex Kurtzman CBS All-Access Star Trek is garbage.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob is an idiot as is all his ideas but Alex Kurtzman CBS All-Access Star Trek is garbage.

I won't Star Trek sperg but that show looks awful.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Its now 2019, I predicted this to be Bob's very final point of no return.

I mean it, very final.

 

[elder god]

New Kooky Kow Krossover!
Blob and J-Mac are sniffing each others' rears about Star Trek. Bob wants to "Infinity-Gauntlet WAY more than half (read: all) the chuds who ever looked at me sideways", and would do it for free, no EPCOT future required. Bob also somehow manages to have more of a grasp on reality than the old Pop Culture Detective.

Bob, if and when called out on that last line: “it was a joke, the complete lack of punchline gives it away as a joke. Stop saying I like eugenics guys” also, even Chapo hates Bob, the least he could do is stop using chud.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

previously, J-Mac got mad that Star Trek "framed" Klingons as foreign terrorists. (extraterrestrials aren't foreign, and Klingons have never been portrayed as violent before. it takes a Trained Feminist™ to understand this.)
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• Star Trek: Discovery takes place before the original series
• Chronologically, the Klingons were at war with the Federation in the Star Trek universe up until sometime before The Next Generation began
• The Next Generation came after the original series and is set after when the original series is set
• As such, Discovery portrays the Klingons as a militant force given the time frame in which the show is set in

What exactly is he pissed off about?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Is bob not the man who once bragged about his ingenuity for thinking of bringing last minute McNuggets to a potluck or similar event?

Yep. And let's be clear. If Obama had done the same thing and ordered fast food for a champion football team...then Bob would still be pissed because he hates jocks and chads, and he'd probably hope that the chemicals in the fast food screwed up the football players' endocrine systems.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Yep. And let's be clear. If Obama had done the same thing and ordered fast food for a champion football team...then Bob would still be pissed because he hates jocks and chads, and he'd probably hope that the chemicals in the fast food screwed up the football players' endocrine systems.

I feel like Bob would be the type of guy that hates jock because they were chewing him out for slacking off in practice and sandbagging when the coaches yelled at him.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

• Chronologically, the Klingons were at war with the Federation in the Star Trek universe up until sometime before The Next Generation began

As I recall, the Federation and Klingon Empire were engaged in a Cold War with intermittent outbreaks of hostilities throughout TOS until the signing of the Khitomer Accords in 2293 (Star Trek VI.) However, the Klingon Empire did not become an ally of the Federation until after the Enterprise-C sacrificed itself to defend a Klingon outpost against the Romulans in 2344, as evidenced by the alternate timeline from "Yesterday's Enterprise."

Of course, the Pop Culture Detective lacks the deductive prowess to realize this.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Considering a major antagonist in Bob's movie reviews was a stupid jock and in his dreams, he claimed Miyamoto wanted Bob to fight against the hordes of jocks....I will let you draw your own conclusions.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Considering a major antagonist in Bob's movie reviews was a stupid jock and in his dreams, he claimed Miyamoto wanted Bob to fight against the hordes of jocks....I will let you draw your own conclusions.

My conclusion is that he got his ass kicked, hard.

 

[Rei is shit]

He is as fucking clueless about star trek as he is everything else. Quasi-patriarchal? Fucking what? And colonialist too, when one of the best know bits from the series is that they never intervene with developing cultures.

 

[TVB]

Curiously and unsurprisingly, I wanna know if Chipman the Hutt ranted about Seth MacFarlane's The Orville given that show is more of a Star Trek show than Discovery will ever be.

 

[CervixHammer]

he seems okay with The Orville. which... I mean, Bob still fantasizes about the mass slaughter of "obsolete mayo ghouls" too much but at least he's willing to let himself be entertained once in a while (especially if it's his precious Mahvel or there's a Mario connection somewhere).
J-Mac will find problems with everything, and he won't just say "I didn't like it", he'll go on and on about how some piece of entertainment is immoral and shouldn't exist because it doesn't adhere to his weird and self-contradictory set of rules for how everything in fiction must be framed (never portrayed or presented, there is only Zuul frame). And if you try to point this out to him (and he isn't already blocking you on twitter), he'll quote that dumb "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong." line from The Last Jedi and tell you to go watch Steven Universe or something.

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

My conclusion is that he got his ass kicked, hard.

Nah, getting his ass kicked would mean he has some knowledge of violence, even if it's only being on the receiving end of it. Those kinds of bitter angry fantasies come from someone who either took a light ribbing the wrong way, or was just ignored, and has seethed about it for decades.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

he seems okay with The Orville. which... I mean, Bob still fantasizes about the mass slaughter of "obsolete mayo ghouls" too much but at least he's willing to let himself be entertained once in a while (especially if it's his precious Mahvel or there's a Mario connection somewhere).
J-Mac will find problems with everything, and he won't just say "I didn't like it", he'll go on and on about how some piece of entertainment is immoral and shouldn't exist because it doesn't adhere to his weird and self-contradictory set of rules for how everything in fiction must be framed (never portrayed or presented, there is only Zuul frame). And if you try to point this out to him (and he isn't already blocking you on twitter), he'll quote that dumb "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong." line from The Last Jedi and tell you to go watch Steven Universe or something.
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The Orville is hilarious and much like the Tim Allen film Galaxy Quest, it honors and respect Star Trek more than Discovery.

Nah, getting his ass kicked would mean he has some knowledge of violence, even if it's only being on the receiving end of it. Those kinds of bitter angry fantasies come from someone who either took a light ribbing the wrong way, or was just ignored, and has seethed about it for decades.

Well I think Bob would be too soft to fight given his size and cowardliness.

 

[TVB]

I honestly love The Orville myself; and plus Galaxy Quest was a gem from my childhood--both of them kick ass. Given that they were made by fans of Star Trek albeit with passion and care; it's not a shock that they are way better than Discovery.

Spaceballs and the Robot Chicken Star Wars trilogy are mainstream Star Wars parody fan films that were made with care and respect for the franchise;,and are way better than the awful The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, EA Battlefront 2, or Solo.