Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob has had a massive hard on for AOC on twitter lately.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Bob has had a massive hard on for AOC on twitter lately.

This might be the only time I'm going to disagree with someone using the word "massive" in this thread.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This might be the only time I'm going to disagree with someone using the word "massive" in this thread.

I can see your point there. It’s surprising though since AOC is more less-corporate neo-liberal than Blob.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

How the hell did you get this backwards. Like literally backwards. Winfield Scott's Anaconda plan wouldn't have worked if the Confederacy was better supplied. They were certainly better trained. Are you Moviebob's lurking account?

Definitely some next level stupidity in my post. I forgot the brilliant Anaconda Plan. Need to refresh my history a li'l bit.

It's impossible for me to be Moviebob, as I can humbly admit a mistake and do so without hurling passive-aggresive insults.

 

[Lensherr]

Bob has had a massive hard on for AOC on twitter lately.

This really goes to show how he prioritizes skin color and gender above anything else: AOC and Bernie Sanders have similar platforms, but he shits on the latter and his supporters because he doesn't have the right superficial qualifiers.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

A person I follow on Tumblr had a run-in with the Blob

 

[Mola Ram]

A person I follow on Tumblr had a run-in with the Blob
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Oh please let this become a thing. Bob is at his most hilarious, cringing cowardice when being attacked from the left.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

A person I follow on Tumblr had a run-in with the Blob
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Yeah Blob’s a male feminist, one who allowed a proffessional acquaintance and friend to harass women and get away with it for years.

 

[elder god]

If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
MovieBob busters

"I'm not angry, you're angry!” It’s funny how bob cannot let go of the fact that his pet ideology was toxic enough to bomb a reboot.

Who do you think Bob thinks he sounds like when he does it? Probably somebody with some thick Bahstan accent like he pretends he has.

Triggered!

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Remember with the Last Jedi, Bob told us all that holding on to this much hate was pathetic?

 

[Brother Wind]

Definitely some next level stupidity in my post. I forgot the brilliant Anaconda Plan. Need to refresh my history a li'l bit.

It's impossible for me to be Moviebob, as I can humbly admit a mistake and do so without hurling passive-aggresive insults.

Well, then no big deal, I'm a history student with a hard-on for the Civil War. So yes, thank you for asking, I have been wanting to kill myself lately.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I think anyone remotely interested in actual, historical Nazi propaganda needs to run out and read Tintin's Shooting Star. Written and drawn in occupied Belgium, the story very much shows how the Nazis wanted to be perceived: a multi-national alliance of scientific adventurers out to investigate an amazing scientific event while being opposed by an American Jew.

Extra points: this comic is still available, because all you need to do in order to turn a pro-Nazi story into something acceptable to the postwar European Left is make the villain's nose shorter.

and because when it and the other early books were colourised, redrawn and republished in the 50s/early 60s, a lot of material was cut to fit it into a 62-page A4 album, the overtly anti-Semitic elements were removed, and the organisation that funded the expedition became a pan-European scientific society rather than the Nazi government

the most drastic changes were in Land of Black Gold, which in the original 1939 version was set in British Palestine, featured the Jewish Irgun as terrorists, and had an evil Jewish doppelganger of Tintin; none of these plot elements survived in their original form beyond the 1950 version

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I was thinking since this year we’re gonna see critics putting out the best and worst of the decade lists, I wonder which ten films Bob got furious with this decade.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I was thinking since this year we’re gonna see critics putting out the best and worst of the decade lists, I wonder which ten films Bob got furious with this decade.

Going to bet that Venom, and a lot of "dude bro" movies are going to be on the list.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Going to bet that Venom, and a lot of "dude bro" movies are going to be on the list.

BvS, Green Lantern, Expandables 1, Amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2, and Pixels are bound to be on that list.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

BvS, Green Lantern, Expandables 1, Amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2, and Pixels are bound to be on that list.

He's gonna do another 4 part video on BvS.

 

[Soyicidal Tendencies]

So we're here in 2019 now and Blobbo still has #RehireJamesGunn in his handle.... How long is it going to stay there? Isn't he writing a movie for DC? Isn't GotG3 moving forward without him? Will we be all the way in 2020 and still seeing this in every screencap of him saying some dumb shit?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

So we're here in 2019 now and Blobbo still has #RehireJamesGunn in his handle.... How long is it going to stay there? Isn't he writing a movie for DC? Isn't GotG3 moving forward without him? Will we be all the way in 2020 and still seeing this in every screencap of him saying some dumb shit?

Who knows? I thought he'd never get tired of his "smug piss man" avatar, but he finally replaced it recently. But if Bob's avatar is any indication, whatever he replaces with will be just as stupid.

 

[MirrorNoir]

They also don't seem to understand, as apocryphally attributed to Napoleon: "An army travels on its stomach". Middle America is called the bread basket for a reason, and without supplies coming in from the Red states, what exactly do they plan to eat? Fresh food will dry up fast, packaged foods will be used quickly. Does Bob think that the coastal cities can survive purely by fishing the oceans empty?

A copypasta I once saw on 4chan, of "how the lunatic left would win a civil war" claimed that the solution to this issue is that the left "control the ports" and will import all of the necessary foods required to keep the cities from collapsing into anarchy after only a couple of days. And that the rest of the world will bend over backwards to send ships and airdrop full of food to keep the East/West Coast liberal megacities and communities well fed while they "starve" red state America by trapping them on both sides.

My conclusion is that he got his ass kicked, hard.

It's a misconception that Bob was bullied in high school. In truth, he was the weirdo loner who refused to interact with ANYONE while thinking of himself as a "Golden God" type superior being.

His hatred for jocks come from super jealousy that they went on to have happy, productive lives and he's a basement dwelling loser who is far from a success in life, and doesn't even have Glenn Howerton's good looks to let him pretend in his own little dreamworld that he's a "Golden God".

Well, the Mouse did produce SJW friendly Star Wars, so if the Mouse does it, it must be okay.
Remember, these are NPCs we're talking about. They literally have to be told what to think.

Bob and his ilk are probably supporting the Orville, because it's proven to be a big enough success that they want to co-opt the show for the sake of hedging their bets now that Discovery has turned out to be a dumpster fire of epic proportions.

 

[elder god]

Bobs been retweeting a lot, but see if you can catch a theme with some of em:

Sicaro bad because cartels dindu nuffin.

Most ghostbusters sperging

And finally, somebody didn’t hear about Muellers last statement

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Most ghostbusters sperging

I love how Bob is so butthurt over this. He really cannot let go of the fact that he has no influence whatsoever. A fellow Kiwi noted that he only supported the reboot because he was ideologically obligated to. He would have been far less charitable had Ghostbusters 2016 starred Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, and Kevin Hart.

He can claim that he is on the right side of history, but it is the winner who writes it. Bob lost big time.