Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I heard mixed reviews on her performance and Bob hasn’t reviewed nor commented on it yet. I imagine he’ll get to it soon on either Geek or The Escapist.
I’m sure he’s going to write a glowing review because he’s an idiot with an agenda and not a legitimate film critic.

Also, a lot of people on the left don’t like Obama or are very critical of him. I wouldn’t say people became socialist because Republicans called him one. I think most socialists would say Obama is not a good example when you consider what happed with Obamacare and his lack of applying political pressure to democrats to deliver a public option.

Just more proof of what a neoliberal idiot Blobb is especially when it comes to politics. It became trendy to be a socialist and tranny/non-binary because of affluent whites on social media.
 
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I just imagined a state full of MovieBobs. At first it was horrifying. But then I realized their economy would collapse on account of their sole industry being YouTube videos. So now I think it’s funny.

It would also die out in a single generation, what with the unfuckability and likely diabetes-induced erectile dysfunction.
 
I just imagined a state full of MovieBobs. At first it was horrifying. But then I realized their economy would collapse on account of their sole industry being YouTube videos. So now I think it’s funny.
There would be lines full of MovieBobs occupying the movie theaters for the next marvel film.
 
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Also, he did a Big Picture episode on Captain Marvel.
Basically him ranting against the internet who think the movie looks like a waste of time. Typical Bob stuff.

But the highlight of this video is from 4:47-5:10, he makes a cringy attempt to mimic a business pitch for the movie.
 
Also, he did a Big Picture episode on Captain Marvel.
Basically him ranting against the internet who think the movie looks like a waste of time. Typical Bob stuff.

But the highlight of this video is from 4:47-5:10, he makes a cringy attempt to mimic a business pitch for the movie.
Yeah, I skipped to the "skit" and stopped right there. Given his feeble knowledge of comic books he likely doesn't know or doesn't care that Monica Rambeau--a black woman--was Captain Marvel from 1984 to 1996 and no one protested because Mar-Vell was dead. Funny thing is, Genis offered the title back to her when he took the name "Photon" from her, but neither wanted the baggage that came with the Captain Marvel. Interesting how that turned out given the baggage the film has right now.
 
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Also, he did a Big Picture episode on Captain Marvel.
Basically him ranting against the internet who think the movie looks like a waste of time. Typical Bob stuff.

But the highlight of this video is from 4:47-5:10, he makes a cringy attempt to mimic a business pitch for the movie.
Let me guess, Blob has zero comparison to WW which was received better than captain marvel (it has a much higher RT score), zero harassment except from Blob’s friends who criticized Gal Gadot for being a Zionist for having served in the IDF (because they’re all anti-semites that hates Jews), and generally is considered a great example of strong female lead without the Mary Sue/damsel in distress shit.

WW didn’t attack fans, didn’t make statements about male film reviewers, or other sexist/id Pol garbage. Also, Gal Gadot is infinitely more likeable than Brie Larson and shows a wide range of emotions in the film. She’s hot as hell too.
 
Let me guess, Blob has zero comparison to WW which was received better than captain marvel (it has a much higher RT score), zero harassment except from Blob’s friends who criticized Gal Gadot for being a Zionist for having served in the IDF (because they’re all anti-semites that hates Jews), and generally is considered a great example of strong female lead without the Mary Sue/damsel in distress shit.

WW didn’t attack fans, didn’t make statements about male film reviewers, or other sexist/id Pol garbage. Also, Gal Gadot is infinitely more likeable than Brie Larson and shows a wide range of emotions in the film. She’s hot as hell too.
Plus, Gadot doesn’t give a shit about virtue signaling and that makes her uncomfortable as seen in that one interview where Ezra Miller wants her to virtue signal.

His verdict on Captain Marvel is here.
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Why does it sound like he's basically saying the movie is mediocre, because if Larson was a great actress why does she just "work" and not excel expectations
That is probably what he is saying. Many other critics are trying to put as positive a spin as possible due to ideological reasons (muh feminism!) or afraid that Disney will revoke their access.
 
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