Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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In complete denial about things he himself said numerous times.

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Also, why is he acting like such a smug asshole? Seeing people as beneath you isn't something to be proud of, Bob!
 
In complete denial about things he himself said numerous times.

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Also, why is he acting like such a smug asshole? Seeing people as beneath you isn't something to be proud of, Bob!


YOU HAVE LITERALLY SAID PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH BARELY QUALIFY AS HUMAN, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT. He slightly backtracked to say he was talking about cultural evolution, but his intent was clear as crystal, as if anyone reading this thread didn't already know that.

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In complete denial about things he himself said numerous times.

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Also, why is he acting like such a smug asshole? Seeing people as beneath you isn't something to be proud of, Bob!

Well Bob, it's very easy to be below you when you weigh over 300 pounds.
 
I cringe when thinking of myself at 15. Bobby probably still thinks the exact same way he did when he was 15.
Bob has changed since he was 15. The difference is most of us for wiser as we age, Bob has regressed. His early Game Overthinker videos rightly criticised feminism and pro-censorship ideologues. Even his Mario cosplay, cringy as it is, at least showed he was willing to have fun. These days he just sits hunched in a corner complaining about obsolete wasteland ghouls.
 
In complete denial about things he himself said numerous times.

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Also, why is he acting like such a smug asshole? Seeing people as beneath you isn't something to be proud of, Bob!
Acting elitist and calling people you disagree with on politics “obsolete” are not good traits or something to be proud of Blobb.

You also can’t act elitist when you’re a depressed, obese, diabetic, basement dwelling loser who can’t stay off twitter and is constantly angry. Give me a break, if anyone is a chub it’s Blobb and everyone else’s on twatter just like him.
 
Has Bob ever had a pet?
I can't imagine him caring for an animal, Even Hitler liked dogs and was capable of bonding with one.

I know what pet would be fitting for Bob, sea monkeys! They are about as boring as him, lazy as him, worthless as him and in the end they get flushed down the toilet like his career will soon be.
 
Has Bob ever had a pet?
I can't imagine him caring for an animal, Even Hitler liked dogs and was capable of bonding with one.

I'm picturing a horribly overweight diabetic cat named "Mario" lying on its side and wheezing as Bob refuses to serve it anything but Italian food and buttered mushrooms.
 
I forgot how much the Scream movies pissed him off back when they came out.
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Scream can totally still work today, what with all the stories about creeps skulking around online and kids taking horror stories way too seriously these days. You could have the new ghostface be a disgruntled horror fan who’s disappointed in the genre as a whole wth where it stands in the modern era who decides to use the old ghostface killings to make their own real life horror story and attempts to make it as serious and terrifying as they possibly can. And instead of phones have them use various chatting and calling apps to harass their victims before they go in for the kill.

It’d probably have to be made in the hands of someone that’s really savvy about modern internet horror culture, but it can work.
 
Scream can totally still work today, what with all the stories about creeps skulking around online and kids taking horror stories way too seriously these days. You could have the new ghostface be a disgruntled horror fan who’s disappointed in the genre as a whole wth where it stands in the modern era who decides to use the old ghostface killings to make their own real life horror story and attempts to make it as serious and terrifying as they possibly can. And instead of phones have them use various chatting and calling apps to harass their victims before they go in for the kill.

It’d probably have to be made in the hands of someone that’s really savvy about modern internet horror culture, but it can work.

Didnt they try and do something similar with Scream 4 where they went for modern day horror tropes?
 
Oh, I get it, the name is “Racist Whiteboy” cause PewDiePie or something

(I don’t get it)
Close. It's 'Racist Youtuber'.

Christ, watching him try to be witty is like watching some poor sped try to figure out why there's no more candy in the bag -- except the sped has an excuse because, well, he's a sped.
 
Has Bob ever had a pet?
I can't imagine him caring for an animal, Even Hitler liked dogs and was capable of bonding with one.

That poor dog, laying on the lap of a genocidal maniac. Devoting your life and love to someone you cannot even comprehend his evil. Licking the face of a man who would see a whole group of his fellow man and being none the wiser.

And then having to live with the shame of knowing Hitler actually did something instead of this fat fuck.

Buh dum tish
 
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