Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Trying to get some good boy points from her. I’ve not seen ContraPoints but I get the feeling she’s in the same vein as Anita Sarkessian.

dawg, just read page 1, just page 1 of their thread here, and watch the embedded videos for 1 minute. It'll really reframe Movieblob & his signalboosting of shim/xir. :cryblood:
 
I'm having a heart attack just looking at that spread. And Bob can finish it in 20 minutes?
Lardass must spend his free time shoveling food down his throat. He's like a real life Richard Waterson.

Unrelated: type 2 diabetes is a woefully misunderstood disease that we truly need more research into
 
AFTER Bob succumbs to it, preferably.
The FDA approval process is slow enough that even if a cure for diabetes is found in some lab tomorrow, it will still be years before it goes on the market. It's entirely possible that Bob will be on his deathbed when some amazing new treatment for type II diabetes is announced on the news, only to have his hopes utterly destroyed when he hears the soonest it could be available is in five years if all goes perfectly. His last words will be screams of hate for the evil Republicans who delayed the Superior Future long enough to kill him. The possibility that he could have simply not chosen to have been such a slothful glutton will never even occur to him; after all, according to Bob, personal responsibility doesn't work because most people don't know what's best for them.
 
General Trump sperging.
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Trump and Sanders both electrify crowds by pandering to obsolecents

How obsolete can they be if they’re willing to turn out in droves to see two politicians from opposing parties? If anything, the elite ruling class showed its obsolescence when Hillary was struggling to fill high school gymnasiums.

Also, he’s still sperging about the kids in cages? Jesus, man. Find a new group of people to cry your crocodile tears for so you can use them as a cudgel.
 
I would love to see his reaction if someone tells him that Obama was doing this as well.
Let’s just say I don’t think he’d react very well to a bunch of activists chasing members of the Obama Administration out of restaurants.

Not that he’d have a reason to go to a restaurant. Thanks to services like Uber Eats, he never has to leave his basement.
 
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Thanks to services like Uber Eats, he never has to leave his basement.
But how does he collect the food when he's stick in the basement?

It would appear not to register and you'd either get a dumb movie pitch or reasons why the latest minority superhero is literally world changing
I don't how he would respond with having a dumb movie pitch when being confronted about Obama, but what isn't new about Bob that hasn't been said already.
 
AFTER Bob succumbs to it, preferably.

Actually, I'd like to see it done while he's alive. By an old white dude with a history of sexual harassment.

Does Bob do the sensible thing and take the medicine, knowing its good for him even if the person behind it maybe wasn't? Or does he bitch about the patriarchy while rapidly deteriorating, and probably find some way to blame it on Trump/Russians/Alt-Right?

I think we all know the answer.
 
Actually, I'd like to see it done while he's alive. By an old white dude with a history of sexual harassment.

Does Bob do the sensible thing and take the medicine, knowing its good for him even if the person behind it maybe wasn't? Or does he bitch about the patriarchy while rapidly deteriorating, and probably find some way to blame it on Trump/Russians/Alt-Right?

I think we all know the answer.

I mean, if you're saying Bob wouldn't take the life-saving medication because of its source, I disagree. Bob is a selfish, self-serving, thundering cunt before he's anything else. He has no principles and no core beliefs beyond Bob Is Always Right. His justifications would probably be laughable (assuming he bothered to articulate any), but if he could get his paws on such a medication, he'd do it without a second thought.
 
It's not that I think he's principled, more that he's incredibly stubborn. He's bullish in a way that once he gets something into his head he won't be talked out of it. Just look at his political leanings. He calls himself a Democrat but he's barely fits the profile (then against even a lot of democrat politicians don't match the party ideology), to the point that the farms have dubbed him a fascist. When it comes to elections, he consistently advocates for people who are uncertain to hold their noses and 'do the right thing', the right thing being voting democrat. It doesn't come down to policy or principle for him, it's literally a childlike view of right and wrong that he refuses to be deterred from. Even if it would actively make his life worse, he'd vote democrat every day of the week.

So, yeah, I can see him actively ignoring something that would make his life better out of pure stubbornness. I'd imagine his justifications being more on the side of 'exposing' how the medication actually isn't the life changing drug it's being sold as, whilst acting like an expert in chemistry and/or pharmaceuticals, and making some pretty big, easily-refutable errors.
 
I was just gonna say, it's not just Bob thirstily creeping on a trans freak, it's a cow crossover.

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Bob in his desperation has given up on pussy and going for the benis.

Beggers can't be choosers.

The FDA approval process is slow enough that even if a cure for diabetes is found in some lab tomorrow, it will still be years before it goes on the market. It's entirely possible that Bob will be on his deathbed when some amazing new treatment for type II diabetes is announced on the news, only to have his hopes utterly destroyed when he hears the soonest it could be available is in five years if all goes perfectly. His last words will be screams of hate for the evil Republicans who delayed the Superior Future long enough to kill him. The possibility that he could have simply not chosen to have been such a slothful glutton will never even occur to him; after all, according to Bob, personal responsibility doesn't work because most people don't know what's best for them.
The further irony is that it's the Republicans usually trying to actually do something to lighten the FDA load and loosen things up to get drugs to market sooner. If Bob was to get his wish of socialized medicine, all indications from countries with it is that drugs are delayed even more.

In other words: give bobby everything he wants, he'll be more likely to die.
 
Sixty million people voted for Trump. I don't know if this is a particularly great tactical move for Bernie, but if he thinks he can chisel away some votes, well... hey, go to it.

Meanwhile, the Blob continues to write off sixty million voters as 'the enemy', never contemplating the danger of such.
 
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