Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Maybe his chronic illness is alcoholism and that's why he always looks yellow.

Bobby is a lightweight; he drinks shandy on a beach.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I forgot to post this last week when Bob tweeted it out during the middle of his meltdown, but once again...
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...Bob has reversed his diabetes and yet is still chronically ill with it.

Uguu so glad my Cis white privilege made it so I didn’t have study for any exams, didn’t have to write applications for college, didn’t have to apply for jobs, work my ass off etc...oh wait none of that is true. I also had parents who immigrated here, guess they had massive privilege too...oh wait they came over with no money and had to work their asses off too.

Blobb has no clue what real middle class America and immigrants go through.

 

[Kumquat]

Uguu so glad my Cis white privilege made it so I didn’t have study for any exams, didn’t have to write applications for college, didn’t have to apply for jobs, work my ass off etc...oh wait none of that is true. I also had parents who immigrated here, guess they had massive privilege too...oh wait they came over with no money and had to work their asses off too.

Blobb has no clue what real middle class America and immigrants go through.

Bob just has no clue, period.

EDIT: That "are you disabled" comment just went right over his balding head, huh?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Uguu so glad my Cis white privilege made it so I didn’t have study for any exams, didn’t have to write applications for college, didn’t have to apply for jobs, work my ass off etc...oh wait none of that is true. I also had parents who immigrated here, guess they had massive privilege too...oh wait they came over with no money and had to work their asses off too.

Blobb has no clue what real middle class America and immigrants go through.

Those people have had more cultural significance than any content Bob has ever made.

Sperging about the Swamp Thing.

And some ego-boosting thanks to Patton Oswalt.

 

[chicken wings]

For a second I thought this was real and I was thinking "Holy shit, he's really gonna shoot up a place, isn't he?"

Only if it's filled with whites.

 

[Youthanasia]

Man, this new WOKE Bob really makes me wish for good ol' Mario 9/11 Bob back.

 

[The tired cat]

Wait...fatboy does realize the 2nd Swamp Thing movie wasnt really R rated and frankly was more on a goofy side. For fuck sake, it had hillbilly Cthulhu in it.

 

[PoopFace]

"If you don't blindly vote Dem you are not thinking."

Blob, 2019

 

[Zaryiu]

So what was this shitstain opinion on Captain Marvel and Shazam? Anything else i missed since i las visited in February? I don't feel well enough to not let my feelings against him stay more restrained

 

[Pokemonquistador]

And some ego-boosting thanks to Patton Oswalt.
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God, can this bloated sack's head get any bigger? Maybe now his cheeks will stop looking like he's sucking a vacuum hose.

Also, it's no coincidence that Patton Oswalt got less funny as he became more and more woke. Moralism is the absolute death of funny since you're not allowed to mock certain "sacred" things. And pretty soon everything you do has to become an engine to push those sacred things at the cost of everything else. That's what "Get woke, go broke" means.

It's also heartbreaking to know that the guy I used to think was one of the funniest men on Earth (the guy who made the "Chipmunk Christmas" and "Watching Jerry MacGuire" bits,) now relishes the thought of people I know and love getting genocided for their beliefs, just because they voted for their own self interests above voting for SJW nonsense. Fuck you TDS! You're destroying my most beloved sources of entertainment!

 

[The tired cat]

God, can this bloated sack's head get any bigger? Maybe now his cheeks will stop looking like he's sucking a vacuum hose.

Also, it's no coincidence that Patton Oswalt got less funny as he became more and more woke. Moralism is the absolute death of funny since you're not allowed to mock certain "sacred" things. And pretty soon everything you do has to become an engine to push those sacred things at the cost of everything else. That's what "Get woke, go broke" means.

It's also heartbreaking to know that the guy I used to think was one of the funniest men on Earth (the guy who made the "Chipmunk Christmas" and "Watching Jerry MacGuire" bits,) now relishes the thought of people I know and love getting genocided for their beliefs, just because they voted for their own self interests above voting for SJW nonsense. Fuck you TDS! You're destroying my most beloved sources of entertainment!

You know, this is something I don't get about Patton Oswalt, for a guy who's supposed to be "woke", he's in the ScyFy show "Happy!" and that show has NOOOOO problem mocking people who are religious, who are SJW's, who are anti-sjw's an etc. Like it's South park levels off "We are going after everyone and screw yer shit!" of raunchy comedy that isn't afraid to criticizes or make fun everyone under the sun.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Uguu so glad my Cis white privilege made it so I didn’t have study for any exams, didn’t have to write applications for college, didn’t have to apply for jobs, work my ass off etc...oh wait none of that is true. I also had parents who immigrated here, guess they had massive privilege too...oh wait they came over with no money and had to work their asses off too.

Blobb has no clue what real middle class America and immigrants go through.

People like MovieBlob (and Slobson for that matter) think that White Male Easy Mode is a thing because they think the most crippling thing for a "person of color" to experience, like, GG No Re, dealbreaking life-ending thing, is for some nutter on the street to shout racial epithets at them. This apparently has no parallel in huwhite life at all and subtracts 6d20 from the ability to carry on through school, job, whatever, and makes whatever work that has been done by the person instantly, completely, and utterly meaningless, irrelevant, null and void, and futile. Hell, even the FEAR of being called a racial slur subtracts 4d20 from the possibility of "making it through life" without government cheddar.

Like seriously, no joke, Blob would hear the sob story of a huwhite straight cis male who's homeless and down on his luck, and would insist that the woke person of color (who probably even has a half-decent job) has it WORSE, because someone THOUGHT of calling the person a n1gg0 last week.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

People like MovieBlob (and Slobson for that matter) think that White Male Easy Mode is a thing because they think the most crippling thing for a "person of color" to experience, like, GG No Re, dealbreaking life-ending thing, is for some nutter on the street to shout racial epithets at them. This apparently has no parallel in huwhite life at all and subtracts 6d20 from the ability to carry on through school, job, whatever, and makes whatever work that has been done by the person instantly, completely, and utterly meaningless, irrelevant, null and void, and futile. Hell, even the FEAR of being called a racial slur subtracts 4d20 from the possibility of "making it through life" without government cheddar.

Like seriously, no joke, Blob would hear the sob story of a huwhite straight cis male who's homeless and down on his luck, and would insist that the woke person of color (who probably even has a half-decent job) has it WORSE, because someone THOUGHT of calling the person a n1gg0 last week.

Also that people like Bob have had comfortable upbringings and only interact with people who share the same social views, so they think all white people have it easy and cannot comprehend how anyone could disagree with them.

 

[Kumquat]

Also that people like Bob have had comfortable upbringings and only interact with people who share the same social views, so they think all white people have it easy and cannot comprehend how anyone could disagree with them.

Ever wonder why the overwhelming majority of these "woke" individuals are either middle-to-upper-class college kids, sheltered folks who've never experienced any kind of difficulty in their life, or rich, corporate businessmen?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Ever wonder why the overwhelming majority of these "woke" individuals are either middle-to-upper-class college kids, sheltered folks who've never experienced any kind of difficulty in their life, or rich, corporate businessmen?

I would certainly love to make "Woke Privilege" a thing as it is certainly true as anyone regardless of race or sex that spouts it are usually upper-middle class folks who don't have to struggle.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Sperging about the Swamp Thing.
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And some ego-boosting thanks to Patton Oswalt.
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He mentions a cartoon that had 5 episodes to be snarky and try to sound smarter then the people in charge of the Swamp Thing property but fails to mention that when that cartoon aired there was a live action Swamp Thing tv series that ran for 3 Seasons making up 72 episodes.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

God, can this bloated sack's head get any bigger? Maybe now his cheeks will stop looking like he's sucking a vacuum hose.

Also, it's no coincidence that Patton Oswalt got less funny as he became more and more woke. Moralism is the absolute death of funny since you're not allowed to mock certain "sacred" things. And pretty soon everything you do has to become an engine to push those sacred things at the cost of everything else. That's what "Get woke, go broke" means.

It's also heartbreaking to know that the guy I used to think was one of the funniest men on Earth (the guy who made the "Chipmunk Christmas" and "Watching Jerry MacGuire" bits,) now relishes the thought of people I know and love getting genocided for their beliefs, just because they voted for their own self interests above voting for SJW nonsense. Fuck you TDS! You're destroying my most beloved sources of entertainment!

Patton Oswalt is deranged, a year after his wife dies from an overdose involving heavy narcotics he remarried. How do you not know your wife is mixing adderal, Xanax, and fentanyl?

How do you remarry in less than a year? SJWs are all deranged sick fucks.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So what did Blob do about Mueller’s report?

 

[Mola Ram]

Patton Oswalt is deranged, a year after his wife dies from an overdose involving heavy narcotics he remarried. How do you not know your wife is mixing adderal, Xanax, and fentanyl?

How do you remarry in less than a year? SJWs are all deranged sick fucks.

There's a reason I refer to Patton Oswalt as the zaftig Klaus von Bulow.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

“Idiots worship idiocy”, again lacking self awareness and not seeing the comparison with SJWs.