Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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“Obama was America’s greatest achievement! I tells ya!”
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Was his jab at Florida supposed to be some kind of joke? I don't understand, it's such a strange example of le random waffle humor.
I think it was a reference to the Bush v. Gore election in 2000. Florida was a key state that Bush won by the thinnest of margins, and the Left to this day is convinced Bush somehow "stole" it.
 
The funniest thing about blob isn't his Superior Future bullshit. It's that, like all internet eugenics people, he absolutely believes he's one of the ubermensch when...well, just look at him. Goebbels was a beady eyed cripple and inferior by his own standards, but I'd take him even less seriously if he was some funemployed fat fuck in a mario outfit.

Even funnier when you realize what he considers the superior race: him and his buttbuddies, i.e. downwardly mobile XKCD readers.
 
“Obama was America’s greatest achievement! I tells ya!”
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Yes it was only “coal jerbs” Blobb why your slay queen lost.

Prepare to lose again idiot if that’s all you took away from 2016 and Hillary’s epic loss to a reality tv host.

Mombot posted this, the superior future will have mcdonald’s Happy Meals with Nintendo toys for 30+ year old obese diabetic basement dwellers who make YouTube videos about comics and video games.

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“Obama was America’s greatest achievement! I tells ya!”
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Obama also killed a bunch of brown people and Americans, you and club of dumbasses love to defend, with drone strikes, deported more Mexicans than ever, was tots fine with Snowden getting murdered by the CIA because he tattletaled about the USA's spy network, had no issue in supporting the clusterfuck that happened in both Syria and Ukraine, created the Obamacare which was a fucking joke, barely did anything about the job issue.
 
Yes it was only “coal jerbs” Blobb why your slay queen lost.

Prepare to lose again idiot if that’s all you took away from 2016 and Hillary’s epic loss to a reality tv host.

Mombot posted this, the superior future will have mcdonald’s Happy Meals with Nintendo toys for 30+ year old obese diabetic basement dwellers who make YouTube videos about comics and video games.

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Lord he sounds so much like a goodhearted trainable, joyful in his plastic crap. The truth is so much uglier.
 
Yes it was only “coal jerbs” Blobb why your slay queen lost.

Prepare to lose again idiot if that’s all you took away from 2016 and Hillary’s epic loss to a reality tv host.

Mombot posted this, the superior future will have mcdonald’s Happy Meals with Nintendo toys for 30+ year old obese diabetic basement dwellers who make YouTube videos about comics and video games.

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Okay that essentially confirms he is a total man child.

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Obama also killed a bunch of brown people and Americans, you and club of dumbasses love to defend, with drone strikes, deported more Mexicans than ever, was tots fine with Snowden getting murdered by the CIA because he tattletaled about the USA's spy network, had no issue in supporting the clusterfuck that happened in both Syria and Ukraine, created the Obamacare which was a fucking joke, barely did anything about the job issue.
Bob likes Obama the same way he likes Black Panther; they have black skin color.
 
Really? That's what cemented it in your mind, and not this?

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Wait wait wait Bob cosplayed as Kevin? I'm genuinely shocked a this because I thought Bob would hate Kevin for being a white popular jock who gets to bang pretty Princesses. Also, Also I have a feeling Bob is one of those loons who thinks Princess Lana should be replaced with a repulsive black tranny the size of Jabba the Hutt who should wear a hijab.
 
Wait wait wait Bob cosplayed as Kevin? I'm genuinely shocked a this because I thought Bob would hate Kevin for being a white popular jock who gets to bang pretty Princesses. Also, Also I have a feeling Bob is one of those loons who thinks Princess Lana should be replaced with a repulsive black tranny the size of Jabba the Hutt who should wear a hijab.

Don't forget she also needs to be atheist and that she doesn't acknowledge the whole Princess deal because it's means patriarchy.
 
Yes it was only “coal jerbs” Blobb why your slay queen lost.

Prepare to lose again idiot if that’s all you took away from 2016 and Hillary’s epic loss to a reality tv host.

Mombot posted this, the superior future will have mcdonald’s Happy Meals with Nintendo toys for 30+ year old obese diabetic basement dwellers who make YouTube videos about comics and video games.

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The tweet itself.
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