Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Slartibartfast said:
Not for nothing but what the fuck is up with Blob's twitter profile picture?

He looks like what a 9 year old thought was a bad-ass 30 years ago, but now just strikes you as the kind of person who jerks off in the theater during viewings of Disney movies. He looks like MundaneMatt's clone from the universe of edgelords.
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Maybe he sees it as an improvement over the Piss Christ profile pic?
 
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Slartibartfast said:
I mean, fair enough I guess. I don't think I've seen the "Piss Christ" one, but it sounds like "edgy sex offender" would be a step up?
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Imagine Bob with a smug grin and two thumbs up, only all in a yellow color that suggests that Bob is doing this while submerged in a tank of urine. Or better yet, don't imagine it, and just look at this:
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Imagine Bob with a smug grin and two thumbs up, only all in a yellow color that suggests that Bob is doing this while submerged in a tank of urine. Or better yet, don't imagine it, and just look at this: View attachment 731969
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Okay, yea, I remember that one. Honestly, aside from the color, that one seems to have more dignity to it in my opinion.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
Why do these guys always endorse the losers lmfao.
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For the past 50 years, the DNC has jumped on every single unelectable Massachusetts politician they could find.

I believe the thought process is: "Won't get a single vote in the south. Won't win over independents. Freakish mannerisms cause small children to cower in fear.....Perfect!"
 
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Emperor Julian said:
Whatever else can be said of Bob I'm pretty sure he's never had any Soy. On reflection it's debatable if he's even ever gone for semi skimmed.
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I dunno, a lot of prepackaged food has soy and soy byproducts in it. While I'm certain he's no fan of like say, Tofu, there is literally soy in just about everything. The only hint we'd get is if Bob lets slip some detail like that he's lactose intolerant or something.
 
Koby_Fish said:
I dunno, a lot of prepackaged food has soy and soy byproducts in it. While I'm certain he's no fan of like say, Tofu, there is literally soy in just about everything. The only hint we'd get is if Bob lets slip some detail like that he's lactose intolerant or something.
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Lactose intolerance is very unlikely in a man who seems to be made of at least a third butter.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Elizabeth Warren is channeling her inner Bob and he endorses it.


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Past Presidents already abuse their power in similar ways. Maybe the DoJ should look into why Obama was spying on a political opposition party and why Comey reworded Hillary Clinton's crimes so that it wouldn't fit the definition of said crime.

What would inflict great and lasting damage is if a political party impeached a legitimately elected President because of personal animosity even after a two year long investigation shows that no crime was committed. You lost this one, deal with it. It's only two more years until the next election, use that time to prove you can do better than Trump other than we need someone who isn't a straight white male.
Slartibartfast said:
Not for nothing but what the fuck is up with Blob's twitter profile picture?

He looks like what a 9 year old thought was a bad-ass 30 years ago, but now just strikes you as the kind of person who jerks off in the theater during viewings of Disney movies. He looks like MundaneMatt's clone from the universe of edgelords.
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That's because he's an upper 30-something that hasn't mentally or emotionally matured since he was 9. This and his Mario pic, Captain N, Mario Bro. 3 shirt and trench coat, what does he see when he looks at these pics that makes him think, "Yeah, I want the internet to see these." He tries to look so serious in these pics which makes it look more absurd. Then there's that quote where he was standing in line to get the Wii or something, wearing his Mario Bros. 3 shirt and some five year old looked up at him in aww that a grown up likes Mario too, and Bob gave him a knowing nod. I wish I could turn off Bob's autism for one day and show him all this shit.
LordofCringe7206 said:
Bob has a new video out and boy is it something.
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I was a kid in the 80s, and I remember the moral busybodies talking how metal music will make kids join satanic cults, rap music will make kids join gangs, violent video game (especially Mortal Kombat) will make kids murderers, and everybody laughed at how ridiculous that was. Now the 80s kids are SJW adults, and they are exactly the same, except now it's boobs in video games makes kids sexist, criticizing minorities makes kids racist, and standing up for free speech will is a gateway to Nazism.
 
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