Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yes it was only “coal jerbs” Blobb why your slay queen lost.

Prepare to lose again idiot if that’s all you took away from 2016 and Hillary’s epic loss to a reality tv host.

Mombot posted this, the superior future will have mcdonald’s Happy Meals with Nintendo toys for 30+ year old obese diabetic basement dwellers who make YouTube videos about comics and video games.

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“Fuck you you fucking backwoods inbred scum! I deserve a fucking spaceship and an immortal cyborg body, and now I’ll never have one because you cocksuckers exist!”

Screamed Bob as he scarfs down his quarter pounder with extra bacon with a side of cheesy bacon fries and a bacon grease and signature sauce smoothie, happily playing and making vroom vroom sounds with the Mario toy he just got.
 
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If Trump gets reelected then Bob (along with a whole host of other cows) should be placed on suicide watch. I couldn't even imagine.
Bob has a rare case of Trump Supporter/Voter Derangement Syndrome. This man is triggered by the people who voted to reject neoliberalism and hostile globalism and refuse to allow a third Obama term (Obama was a very dog shit President) by run by a corrupt status quo politician. He feels that the future he thinks he earned was taken away by those who have a different agenda than his.
 
Bob has a rare case of Trump Supporter/Voter Derangement Syndrome. This man is triggered by the people who voted to reject neoliberalism and hostile globalism and refuse to allow a third Obama term (Obama was a very dog shit President) by run by a corrupt status quo politician. He feels that the future he thinks he earned was taken away by those who have a different agenda than his.

He also thinks it's ok to eat kids cereal when he's an almost 40 year old diabetic. I mean, we're not dealing with the most intelligent person on the planet here.
 
He also thinks it's ok to eat kids cereal when he's an almost 40 year old diabetic. I mean, we're not dealing with the most intelligent person on the planet here.

To be fair, he isn't the smartest person on the short bus either. Then again, he probably is still pissed they picked the window lickers before him for kickball teams in school. Would explain his views a bit.
 
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Got to love the irony of Bob calling others selfish and entitled when he is both those things. Add delusional to the mix because he believes that he is entitled to live on a starship, have a robot buddy, and download his consciousness into an artificial body.
 
Holy shit, a Blob vs Sargoy crossover?
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Doubtful; has anyone ever seen Bob engage anyone he disagrees with beyond bitchy twitter sniping?
Imagine getting Bob, Sargon, and Richard Spencer together on the same stream. It would be a higher concentration of autism than the MIT chess club.

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"You can tell I'm the future, because I don't believe in appealing to voters." Is this the Spinal Tap theory of elections?
 
Doubtful; has anyone ever seen Bob engage anyone he disagrees with beyond bitchy twitter sniping?
Imagine getting Bob, Sargon, and Richard Spencer together on the same stream. It would be a higher concentration of autism than the MIT chess club.
That would be a good day for Best Korea to run some nuke tests
 
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