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that jacket would be cool as a t-shirt
Those dimples in his face are not natural
Those dimples in his face are not natural
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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He actually seems to have lost weight, though that might be a flattering angle.
Doesn't do anything to mitigate every other horror in this picture. Make sure this photo gets archived somewhere, to be dragged out any time he slags someone else's looks or fashion sense.
"Sunday Best."
Doesn't do anything to mitigate every other horror in this picture. Make sure this photo gets archived somewhere, to be dragged out any time he slags someone else's looks or fashion sense.
"Sunday Best."
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It almost looks like his face has been photoshopped onto somebody else's body. Also, I know Bob is exceptional enough to buy the coat, but I didn't think the rest of the family would be exceptional enough to let him wear it.
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making him take it off would involve talking to him
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It's bad enough to wear that jacket, but to wear it on Easter Sunday of all days really demonstrates how autistic Bob is.
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They do let him sperg on twitter constantly though I suspect it's to avoid dealing with him more often
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Do you realize how much easier his family members lives are with Twitter existing? Twitter allows Bob to release his pent up autism.
He's likely bad enough to interact with in real life with him having Twitter. Just imagine how bad he would be if he didn't have it.
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I'm imagining the neighbors becoming very well-acquainted with the local 911 responders as they call in that Bob's having another episode right as a chair goes out the window along with some words about how Trump threw the chair with the popular vote and Bob should have a hoverchair by now.
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You have to admire his commitment to eugenics by dressing in a way that will ensure he never, ever gets laid.
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What gets me is Bob is wearing a blue polo shirt underneath it. If he wanted to wear a jacket it would look much better with a button up shirt underneath it. Also his shoes look like he's wearing a black sneaker on the right foot and the dress shoe on the left.
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You just know he desperately wants someone, ANYONE to just acknowledge his Mario jacket. He just wants to talk to and relate to another human being, even for a little. Since it's the only thing he likes to talk about that doesn't incite rage. Literally all of his clothes are a failed attempt at a conversation piece, even his formal attire.
It probably started with a simple shirt with Mario's face, or a mushroom on it, and since no one acknowledged it he decided to get louder and louder and now this is what he is wearing for Easter.
Gotta wonder what he'd wear to a funeral.
It probably started with a simple shirt with Mario's face, or a mushroom on it, and since no one acknowledged it he decided to get louder and louder and now this is what he is wearing for Easter.
Gotta wonder what he'd wear to a funeral.
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CALL THE POLICE.
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Why does Bob look photoshopped here?
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This, THIS!
This is a man who deserves his own space ship and robot maid.
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If a rocket existed that was powerful enough to get his ass off world, I'd be the first one petitioning to get him on it so we'd never have to deal with him again.
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Send him to the Moon. He can go grow his own wheat.
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He probably edits photos of himself to make himself look better than he actually is.
I remember sometime last summer someone pointed out that it looked like Bob was photoshopping himself to look thinner.
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Poor white Americans worried about being able to support themselves and their family, "Selfish entitled assholes".
Foreigners illegally entering a country to at best support themselves and their family, and at worse, being drug dealers and sex traffickers, "actually suffering".
#MakeSancturayCitiesSanctuariesAgain
The Superior Man in his Superior back yard, in a Superior town, protected by his Superior fence, wearing his Superior jacket, standing next to his Superior lawn mower.
Why is his head shaped like that? If you had that shaped head, why would you shave your beard like that?
Is that tan dome in the background his warp pipe into his basement apartment? Does he verbally make this sound every time he goes in?
Mario Warp Pipe Sound Effect
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I was just thinking last night, the only thing that separates MovieBob from ChrisChan is three minutes of the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck during birth.
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