Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Why does Bob look photoshopped here?

I’m not sure. He looks overweight still.

 

[link1234]

Oh god.
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Its not just the jacket, the way he stands next to that little pink lawnmower while wearing that makes me imagine he just got done pushing that thing around. Then actually went HUNTING for the Easter eggs instead of hiding them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is that tan dome in the background his warp pipe into his basement apartment? Does he verbally make this sound every time he goes in?

Mario Warp Pipe Sound Effect

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If that implies he can fit in one.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Bob's pose in that Mario photo looks like a stock pose characters do in 3D animation when they're doing rigging to make sure their arms don't clip through their clothes.

 

[Count groudon]

that jacket would be cool as a t-shirt

Those dimples in his face are not natural

For the longest time I thought he had a pair of those weird dimple piercings that you see dangerhairs with sometimes. Now I’ve realized that’s just the crease where his head is slowly compacting from the weight of his chins and fat five head.

Oh god.
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Bob has managed to combine my two greatest fashion pet peeves into one, casual blazers and wearing too much gaming shit. It’s almost kind of impressive.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Oh god.
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Bob retweeted his brother's photo: (haven't seen it posted)

Well, kids do seem to gravitate to older autists.

 

[Mr Snek]

Bob retweeted his brother's photo: (haven't seen it posted)
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Well, kids do seem to gravitate to older autists.

That might be the happiest I've ever seen Blob. And it scares me more than his usual angry self.

 

[Knyttet]

Bob retweeted his brother's photo: (haven't seen it posted)
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Well, kids do seem to gravitate to older autists.

She's just a clump of cells, Bob!

 

[Emperor Julian]

His warm relationship with his kin is one of his few redeeming features. It's a pity he can't turn that personalized love for them into a more general sense of compassion for everyone.

It never occurs to him that perhaps all those"people who don't matter." 's children might have the same importance as that little sweet heart he's cuddling after a fun easter romp.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob retweeted his brother's photo: (haven't seen it posted)
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Well, kids do seem to gravitate to older autists.

Does she love him or does she think with that jacket her parents hired a clown?

 

[Mola Ram]

His warm relationship with his kin is one of his few redeeming features. It's a pity he can't turn that personalized love for them into a more general sense of compassion for everyone.

It never occurs to him that perhaps all those"people who don't matter." 's children might have the same importance as that little sweet heart he's cuddling after a fun easter romp.

I have a prediction: as soon as that kid is old enough to disagree with Bob, you'll see a sharp decline in Heartwarming Moments with her posted on his feed.

 

[Positron]

I have a prediction: as soon as that kid is old enough to disagree with Bob, you'll see a sharp decline in Heartwarming Moments with her posted on his feed.

I hope she gets her own Twitter account soon.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I hope she gets her own Twitter account soon.

“Uncle Bob, why do you tweet so much about hating conservative voters?”

 

[MrLobe]

Oh god.
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The bottom half of his head looks like an egg that somebody dipped in pubic hair trimmings.

 

[Positron]

Bobby admits he overdressed.

This crime against aesthetics is $120 on Opposuits, though I'm sure they charged Bobby double to cover material costs.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Is Chris jealous of Bob's beetus?

Dude's getting chonky.

 

[Keystone]

Oh god.
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I thought we'd never get a picture to surpass the Mario cosplay one. Coming so soon after his "I earned the right to be an ubermensch" rant makes it all the better.

 

[Judge Holden]

I have a prediction: as soon as that kid is old enough to disagree with Bob, you'll see a sharp decline in Heartwarming Moments with her posted on his feed.

Was just about to post this. In my experience it aint exactly uncommon to see barely functional narcissistic manchildren be absolutely beloved by their youngest relatives since both operate on effectively the same emotional maturity wavelength, and are able to babble for hours about the same movies and cartoons and games that young kids like since they are still autistically obsessed with them.

Once the kids get older and start their development into independent minded adults though, cracks start to happen fast and nasty since uncle/cousin manchild will inevitably take any decision or opinion made by them that they dislike as a direct attack on their ego and an insult to them personally, to which they inevitably respond with jealous rage.

 

[Foltest]

his jacket doesn't even fit correctly. Look how long the sleeves are.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Dear god. The expression in Bob's eyes makes me wonder if someone shoved an Easter egg up his ass the exact nanosecond they snapped the photograph.