Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Dear god. The expression in Bob's eyes makes me wonder if someone shoved an Easter egg up his ass the exact nanosecond they snapped the photograph.

Like that ass would feel something as small as an Easter egg.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Like that ass would feel something as small as an Easter egg.

Would this one be large enough?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Was just about to post this. In my experience it aint exactly uncommon to see barely functional narcissistic manchildren be absolutely beloved by their youngest relatives since both operate on effectively the same emotional maturity wavelength, and are able to babble for hours about the same movies and cartoons and games that young kids like since they are still autistically obsessed with them.

Once the kids get older and start their development into independent minded adults though, cracks start to happen fast and nasty since uncle/cousin manchild will inevitably take any decision or opinion made by them that they dislike as a direct attack on their ego and an insult to them personally, to which they inevitably respond with jealous rage.

I have a prediction: as soon as that kid is old enough to disagree with Bob, you'll see a sharp decline in Heartwarming Moments with her posted on his feed.

I don't even think you need to add the "disagree with Bob" to the equation. Just his niece growing up period is going to cause Bob to dislike her.

 

[Mola Ram]

Would this one be large enough?

Actually, I wonder if this is where he hatched.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Actually, I wonder if this is where he hatched.

The Canadian province of Alberta may have spawned the unholy abomination that is Nickelback, but nothing as vile as Bob Chipman.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Canadian province of Alberta may have spawned the unholy abomination that is Nickelback, but nothing as vile as Bob Chipman.

It hasn't escaped my notice that Bob hails from the borders of Lovecraft Country. I think his eyes are too beady for him to be a Deep One hybrid, though.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Was just about to post this. In my experience it aint exactly uncommon to see barely functional narcissistic manchildren be absolutely beloved by their youngest relatives since both operate on effectively the same emotional maturity wavelength, and are able to babble for hours about the same movies and cartoons and games that young kids like since they are still autistically obsessed with them.

Once the kids get older and start their development into independent minded adults though, cracks start to happen fast and nasty since uncle/cousin manchild will inevitably take any decision or opinion made by them that they dislike as a direct attack on their ego and an insult to them personally, to which they inevitably respond with jealous rage.

I don't even think you need to add the "disagree with Bob" to the equation. Just his niece growing up period is going to cause Bob to dislike her.

I can't find it again but remember the tweet where he said he's going to be extra angry at people like PewDiePie because his niece started watching video game stuff on Youtube?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

How could Bob afford to buy those fruity jackets?

 

[praktica]

Oh god.
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Mow the f*#king lawn and do some weeding and edges, even the front of 14 Branchland Ct looked neater in last week's video.

Edit: Sorry, a bit MOTI but I'm passionate about lawn care.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I can't find it again but remember the tweet where he said he's going to be extra angry at people like PewDiePie because his niece started watching video game stuff on Youtube?

 

[RockVolnutt]

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"Uncle Bob, git gud"

Fun times ahead for house Chipman for sure.

 

[Stock Photo James]

He's just scared his niece will discover there are way more sensible and entertaining YouTube critics and will realize he's a loser.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Bob has a new video out and boy is it something.
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Not going to listen to Bob talk about MK boobs. But I thought MK11 was liked by progressives for the Jax ending when he makes everyone woke?

 

[Koby_Fish]

“Uncle Bob, why do you tweet so much about hating conservative voters?”

Unless that kid rebels against her parents by taking the opposite of their political stances (while Chris Chipman's Twitter feed isn't nearly as full of leftist dogma as Blob's, he's still very clearly as left-wing as Blob and probably agrees with Blob 99% of the time as regards to politics), that's not a question she's going to ask. She'll likely grow up just as whacko as her dad and uncle (somewhere in between), unless there's a miracle.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Unless that kid rebels against her parents by taking the opposite of their political stances (while Chris Chipman's Twitter feed isn't nearly as full of leftist dogma as Blob's, he's still very clearly as left-wing as Blob and probably agrees with Blob 99% of the time as regards to politics), that's not a question she's going to ask. She'll likely grow up just as whacko as her dad and uncle (somewhere in between), unless there's a miracle.

I'm fine with her being a leftist, just as long as she's not a cunt about it like Blob is

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm fine with her being a leftist, just as long as she's not a cunt about it like Blob is

I would say that depends on whether Chris and Bob audibly bond over the hatred of the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls whenever Bob comes over to Chris' house.

In which case the most likely question will be, "Daddy, what's a wasteland/mayonnaise ghoul?"

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I would say that depends on whether Chris and Bob audibly bond over the hatred of the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls whenever Bob comes over to Chris' house.

In which case the most likely question will be, "Daddy, what's a wasteland/mayonnaise ghoul?"

Yeah it's not like it's gonna take her running out and buying a MAGA hat and going to the March for Life for Uncle Blobbo to be a dick to her, she'll probably just have to say how much she's looking forward to debating something with a more conservative friend and he'll fly off the handle

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Avengers: Now What? - Escapist Magazine

The MCU Story to this point ends this week... sort of. What can the world look forward to afterwards?

www.escapistmagazine.com

New video.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I would say that depends on whether Chris and Bob audibly bond over the hatred of the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls whenever Bob comes over to Chris' house.

In which case the most likely question will be, "Daddy, what's a wasteland/mayonnaise ghoul?"

This sounds like the stereotype of "Aggressively conservative uncle who wants to bomb every country for not being America" except....well, Bob.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah it's not like it's gonna take her running out and buying a MAGA hat and going to the March for Life for Uncle Blobbo to be a dick to her, she'll probably just have to say how much she's looking forward to debating something with a more conservative friend and he'll fly off the handle

Just imagine when she hits the teen years and falls for a hunter boi who wears red ballcaps.

He might call animal services about Chris harboring an endangered whale in the basement.