Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[elder god]

Bobby admits he overdressed.

Yeah bob, we totally believe that’s why you wore that abomination of a jacket, for your niece.

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You gotta love the way bob shits on let’s players as toxic because his ego would be too bruised to admit that he was wrong about the viability of let’s players as a market and a part of the industry

 

[cypocryphy]

I would say that depends on whether Chris and Bob audibly bond over the hatred of the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls whenever Bob comes over to Chris' house.

In which case the most likely question will be, "Daddy, what's a wasteland/mayonnaise ghoul?"

"Daddy, why does Uncle Bob never have a girlfriend?"

 

[The Nothingness]

It hasn't escaped my notice that Bob hails from the borders of Lovecraft Country. I think his eyes are too beady for him to be a Deep One hybrid, though.

And he is not from Dunwich considering how much he hates the rural region.

 

[Mola Ram]

And he is not from Dunwich considering how much he hates the rural region.

But he is spherical enough to possibly be a son of Yog-Sothoth.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Avengers: Now What? - Escapist Magazine

The MCU Story to this point ends this week... sort of. What can the world look forward to afterwards?

www.escapistmagazine.com

New video.

I melted my brain watching this video, and of course he cannot help but salivate at Disney's globalist/post-national/capitalist empire. Then there is his gloating about James Gunn's rehiring and at "angry YouTubers" for their failed Captain Marvel predictions (granted, many of those videos were a bunch of artists screaming.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I melted my brain watching this video, and of course he cannot help but salivate at Disney's globalist/post-national/capitalist empire. Then there is his gloating about James Gunn's rehiring and at "angry YouTubers" for their failed Captain Marvel predictions (granted, many of those videos were a bunch of artists screaming.)

I was surprise at first that Gunn got rehired, but I guess the combination of not finding a proper replacement and Alan Horn liking the way Gunn handle the situation made him get his job back.

Seriously, Gunn handle that shit show with more maturity than Bob did.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I was surprise at first that Gunn got rehired, but I guess the combination of not finding a proper replacement and Alan Horn liking the way Gunn handle the situation made him get his job back.

Seriously, Gunn handle that shit show with more maturity than Bob did.

I wouldn't be shocked if this was their plan all along. Notice that despite being a huge Twitter sperg (which got him into this mess), Gunn stopped tweeting in the wake of the scandal and hasn't really tweeted anything since being rehired.

They probably told him when he was fired that he if stopped with the Twitter bullshit that they would be willing to bring him back.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I wouldn't be shocked if this was their plan all along. Notice that despite being a huge Twitter sperg (which got him into this mess), Gunn stopped tweeting in the wake of the scandal and hasn't really tweeted anything since being rehired.

They probably told him when he was fired that he if stopped with the Twitter bullshit that they would be willing to bring him back.

Which makes him ten times smarter than Bob, who couldn't lay off the Twitter long enough to prevent himself from being fired in the first place.

This is, incidentally, the one area in life where SJWs handily beat non-SJWs; they're willing to forgive those on their own side who commit IRL crimes/public outrages, as long as those accused hold fast to SJW dogma.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I have a prediction: as soon as that kid is old enough to disagree with Bob, you'll see a sharp decline in Heartwarming Moments with her posted on his feed.

"But, Uncle, its' a good thing that president Barron Trump has completely eliminated poverty and racism, funded the surgery to completely turn men into women, and started colonies in the moo-- why you mean I'm a racist??".


I like the jacket, btw.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I wouldn't be shocked if this was their plan all along. Notice that despite being a huge Twitter sperg (which got him into this mess), Gunn stopped tweeting in the wake of the scandal and hasn't really tweeted anything since being rehired.

They probably told him when he was fired that he if stopped with the Twitter bullshit that they would be willing to bring him back.

That’s probably likely considering they didn’t make any last minute replacement. But the fact that this made Bob more happier than anything in his life speaks volumes about who he is.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Democrats never do nothing wrong!”

“Impeachment is the top concern for 2020 because Trump’s a meanie head besides getting ride of the electoral college because we didn’t win it.”

 

[Positron]

"Daddy, why does Uncle Bob never have a girlfriend?"

"Sweetie, Uncle Bob is engaged to Princess Peach! He is waiting for Miyamoto-san to find the time in his busy schedule to officiate their wedding."

 

[Flexo]

“Democrats never do nothing wrong!”
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Republicans are responsible for a communist shooting JFK?
?

Ah someone pointed it out

 

[Mola Ram]

Republicans are responsible for a communist shooting JFK?
?

It's not an uncommon sentiment on the left. The phrase you'll hear repeated is that JFK's death was due to the "climate of hatred" in Texas and the southern US at large. Because, you see, it was the mood of one of the South's biggest cities that blew his head off, not a scrawny little Commie who was such a loser the Soviet embassy sent him away laughing about him.

I try not to attribute Bob's asshole positions to the greater Left, not because I agree with them but because I think it's unfair, but there are times you can't get away from the fact that he does gravitate toward their most absurd extremes in a way that isn't too distinct from less exceptional individuals. Considering the whole Wasteland Ghouls attitude, I have no doubt he buys into the "climate of hatred" silliness unreservedly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's not an uncommon sentiment on the left. The phrase you'll hear repeated is that JFK's death was due to the "climate of hatred" in Texas and the southern US at large. Because, you see, it was the mood of one of the South's biggest cities that blew his head off, not a scrawny little Commie who was such a loser the Soviet embassy sent him away laughing about him.

I try not to attribute Bob's asshole positions to the greater Left, not because I agree with them but because I think it's unfair, but there are times you can't get away from the fact that he does gravitate toward their most absurd extremes in a way that isn't too distinct from less exceptional individuals. Considering the whole Wasteland Ghouls attitude, I have no doubt he buys into the "climate of hatred" silliness unreservedly.

You can see why many in the left try to distance themselves from Bob.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

There's also that vestigial misconception that Bill Clinton was impeached for molesting interns, when he was actually impeached for lying about it later, under oath.

So it makes them believe that since Trump privately discussed consensual heavy petting, all that's left for his impeachment is the paperwork.

 

[Mola Ram]

There's also that vestigial misconception that Bill Clinton was impeached for molesting interns, when he was actually impeached for lying about it later, under oath.

So it makes them believe that since Trump privately discussed consensual heavy petting, all that's left for his impeachment is the paperwork.

Don't forget suborning perjury.

To this day I think going after Trump hammer and tongs over "grab 'em by the pussy" was one of the absolute dumbest things the Democrats and the media (BIRM) did in 2016, and I can't figure out why it's lodged in their collective craw even now. Hillary was married to the biggest pussyhound chief executive since JFK. Can you imagine what sort of off the record conversations The Clenis has had about tits and pussy over the years?

 

[The tired cat]

Yes Bobo, you are sure getting there in a sense that you and the crew of the S.S.Go team re.tard are getting far away from reality and to fantasy realms that might as well take place in Narnia.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Don't forget suborning perjury.

To this day I think going after Trump hammer and tongs over "grab 'em by the pussy" was one of the absolute dumbest things the Democrats and the media (BIRM) did in 2016, and I can't figure out why it's lodged in their collective craw even now. Hillary was married to the biggest pussyhound chief executive since JFK. Can you imagine what sort of off the record conversations The Clenis has had about tits and pussy over the years?

Old playbook, I think they were used to running it against 'moralistic' Republican candidates.

The problem was (a) Trump already had a reputation and didn't care, and (b) the interview showed an entirely different angle than the left's desired narrative. Trump was making an excellent point about fame and fortune, in his inimitably crass way.

Or as a friend of mine put it, does anyone REALLY believe any woman would've given Harvey Weinstein the time of day if he wasn't a high-powered Hollyweird exec?

Personally, I think it deeply rattled the left because it does raise questions about their embrace of vapid, empty 'women's liberation' ideals. What's the point if women are still going to gravitate to men who can promise security and safety, regardless of how 'woke' or 'sensitive' they are?

 

[Flexo]

It's not an uncommon sentiment on the left. The phrase you'll hear repeated is that JFK's death was due to the "climate of hatred" in Texas and the southern US at large. Because, you see, it was the mood of one of the South's biggest cities that blew his head off, not a scrawny little Commie who was such a loser the Soviet embassy sent him away laughing about him.

I try not to attribute Bob's asshole positions to the greater Left, not because I agree with them but because I think it's unfair, but there are times you can't get away from the fact that he does gravitate toward their most absurd extremes in a way that isn't too distinct from less exceptional individuals. Considering the whole Wasteland Ghouls attitude, I have no doubt he buys into the "climate of hatred" silliness unreservedly.

Yep. I saw lately a sign that Bob is just ahead of the curve...