Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You know what I want to see for some weird reason? I want someone to take Bob and give him a ton of cosmetic surgery. Really Michael Jackson him out. I honestly believe sucking all of his fat out, completely redesigning his face, and sewing new hair onto his scalp would be the only way to make this man not look like a melted pumpkin wearing a child’s bedsheet

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Republicans are responsible for a communist shooting JFK?
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Sounds like Blob watched Oliver Stone's JFK and took it seriously as True Facts. The hilarious part about that is while I'm sure Bob pooh-poohs (right wing) conspiratards, Bob believing that "THEY" (not a scrawny commie) killed JFK puts him right up with the right wing conspiratards, because some right wing conspiratards believe that shit, too.
 
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You know what I want to see for some weird reason? I want someone to take Bob and give him a ton of cosmetic surgery. Really Michael Jackson him out. I honestly believe sucking all of his fat out, completely redesigning his face, and sewing new hair onto his scalp would be the only way to make this man not look like a melted pumpkin wearing a child’s bedsheet

That nigga's pants are, like, five inches too long for his stubby legs. Are we sure he's not missing feet and wearing prosthetics?
 
That nigga's pants are, like, five inches too long for his stubby legs. Are we sure he's not missing feet and wearing prosthetics?
He’s probably doing that thing where fat people were oversized clothes to feel thinner
 
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It's not an uncommon sentiment on the left. The phrase you'll hear repeated is that JFK's death was due to the "climate of hatred" in Texas and the southern US at large. Because, you see, it was the mood of one of the South's biggest cities that blew his head off, not a scrawny little Commie who was such a loser the Soviet embassy sent him away laughing about him.

I try not to attribute Bob's asshole positions to the greater Left, not because I agree with them but because I think it's unfair, but there are times you can't get away from the fact that he does gravitate toward their most absurd extremes in a way that isn't too distinct from less exceptional individuals. Considering the whole Wasteland Ghouls attitude, I have no doubt he buys into the "climate of hatred" silliness unreservedly.

To be fair, history has extensively whitewashed the mood of the country at the time when it came to the JFK assassination as far as JFK being a polarizing figure, especially in the South. Most shows, documentaries, specials, retrospectives etc tend to paint JFK as universally beloved and that a commie like Lee Harvey Oswald killing him came out of left field like a Black Swan Event. It's one of the reasons why the Mafia or the LBJ/military industrial complex cabal conspiracy theory about the assassination's true mastermind holds sway still to this day, in terms of people trying to find culprits for why who would want JFK dead. The powers that be pretty much went full to smoother any talk about Kennedy being unpopular and the Black Swan nature of Oswald.

The Natalie Portman film about Jackie Kennedy IIRC is the first film that actually acknowledged Kennedy's unpopularity, with Portman outright accusing the John Birch Society hours after Jack's murder in terms of who she initially thinks were behind the murder.
 
I was surprise at first that Gunn got rehired, but I guess the combination of not finding a proper replacement and Alan Horn liking the way Gunn handle the situation made him get his job back.

Seriously, Gunn handle that shit show with more maturity than Bob did.
I wonder if he was every really not going to be rehired. I feel like Disney had to public drop him, wait a few months until the outrage mob sets it sight on another target, and rehiring him wouldn't get as much press as the original accusations. I wonder what this means for Suicide Squad 2. I wonder if that also had something to do with it, "Shit we need to snap Gunn back up so Warner Bros. don't muscle in on our turf."
This is, incidentally, the one area in life where SJWs handily beat non-SJWs; they're willing to forgive those on their own side who commit IRL crimes/public outrages, as long as those accused hold fast to SJW dogma.
I don't think that's right.
“Democrats never do nothing wrong!”
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Obama was only accused of being foreign born, which is a moot point anyway because his mother was a US citizen.
Clinton was impeached for lying under oath. This is one of the things that really infuriate me about the Left. They purposefully misconstrue an incident to push a narrative/agenda. "Starbucks called the police on a black man because he was black"! No, they called the police because the guy was sitting their for an hour without purchasing anything, which is against policy, and asked to at least buy a cup of coffee or he has to leave, he refused at which point he is trespassing which is against the law, hence the police were called.
JFK was shot by a commie and was so devastating it's one of those rare "Where were you when..." moments in this country's history.

Is he even aware that those three incidents are things him and Leftists want for Trump? They wish he was a Russian agent, they're insistent that he hindered a special counsel investigation, and they openly call for his death. If the three events Bob listed are considered bad, it just shows their psychosis that they WANT that to happen NOW.

Oh, and it's fun watching someone suffer. SMH.
Don't forget suborning perjury.

To this day I think going after Trump hammer and tongs over "grab 'em by the pussy" was one of the absolute dumbest things the Democrats and the media (BIRM) did in 2016, and I can't figure out why it's lodged in their collective craw even now. Hillary was married to the biggest pussyhound chief executive since JFK. Can you imagine what sort of off the record conversations The Clenis has had about tits and pussy over the years?
Their fall back to that was, "Well, Bill isn't running for president. Hillary had nothing to do with it."
Personally, I think it deeply rattled the left because it does raise questions about their embrace of vapid, empty 'women's liberation' ideals. What's the point if women are still going to gravitate to men who can promise security and safety, regardless of how 'woke' or 'sensitive' they are?
That's funny, I was just listening to Adam Carolla with Tucker Carson as a guest, and they were talking about far left façade of peace and love hiding a deep rage and hatred. Then you get woman feminists that age out of having kids and becoming crazy cat ladies because they ignored their biological desire to be maternal. And it sucks when these nuts are in positions of influence, like professors and entertainers, telling other young women how great not having children is because you have all this time to focus on "me".
 
Don't forget suborning perjury.

To this day I think going after Trump hammer and tongs over "grab 'em by the pussy" was one of the absolute dumbest things the Democrats and the media (BIRM) did in 2016, and I can't figure out why it's lodged in their collective craw even now. Hillary was married to the biggest pussyhound chief executive since JFK. Can you imagine what sort of off the record conversations The Clenis has had about tits and pussy over the years?

Sex scandals are the political equivalent of someone shooting you in the face with a shotgun at close range. It's going to kill you dead or leave you so horribly disfigured/wounded, that those closest to you will put you down with a mercy killing if you don't die instantly.

A sex scandal will kill your political career or damage it to the point that your political party will force you to resign or not stand for re-election. People like Clinton are the exception to the rules, when it comes to this school of total war politic-wise. And even then, Clinton survived because the media was 100% on his side in private and basically slut shamed Monica and blamed her for "seducing" Bill.
 
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I wonder what this means for Suicide Squad 2. I wonder if that also had something to do with it, "Shit we need to snap Gunn back up so Warner Bros. don't muscle in on our turf."
Last I saw, he is still on board for that movie. Bob may be further conflicted between his anti-DCEU stance and pro-James Gunn stance.
 
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I don't think that's right.

I should have clarified. I think the Left is more likely to defend their own radicals and loonies even if said loonies become a political liability by saying something that will outrage the normies. But traditional conservatives (like the Never-Trumpers) are only too happy to toss out anyone slightly to the "alt" of Right the second they start to question the Democrats' narratives. They did their best to sink Trump's chances, despite his policy positions being popular with most of the traditional Republican base.

As for Bob's latest picture, I really think he's starting to turn Japanese. Or maybe that's his body, having found no more room in his face to shove additional fat, choosing to store it in his eyelids.
 
How much soy do you have to inject directly into your blood stream daily for you to reach the point of being an adult "man" crying because of a marvel movie?
Given how many soy products are in our food, who knows? Bob is simply just easy to emotionally manipulate. Looks at how easily he froths with rage at Trump and the denizens of flyover country.
 
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