Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

there's always trying to indoctrinate other people into the cult of social justice

(btw, just 30 pages left till we hit 2k pages of bob's autism. Here's to the hilarity of the diabetic hitler)

We'll hit 2k soon.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Not to mention that a bunch of folk who don't breed are going to be "the future."

Because science.

Exactly my friend we'll just science the problems away. No one left to build and maintain roads? SCIENCE! No one is left that knows how to produce food any more? SCIENCE! No more electricity because the people who maintained the grids and power plants are dead? SCIENCE! Science and magic are indistinguishable to people like Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I love the great lengths he goes to come up with made up labels that don't apply to Black Panther just to make it sound better than it actually is.

I still want to know where critics keep getting this idea that "Wakanda is Africa had colonization never happened". They explaining the Celestial corpse vibranium meteor that they get their stuff from within the first minute of the movie.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“GOP prevents the future!”

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I still want to know where critics keep getting this idea that "Wakanda is Africa had colonization never happened". They explaining the Celestial corpse vibranium meteor that they get their stuff from within the first minute of the movie.

Because "Wakanda is Africa had colonization never happened and they found a mountain of unobtainium that basically gives them magic technology and superpowers and they kept out all the other Africans" doesn't sound as woke.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

there's always trying to indoctrinate other people into the cult of social justice

(btw, just 30 pages left till we hit 2k pages of bob's autism. Here's to the hilarity of the diabetic hitler)

How would you think Bob would react if someone told him that
a.) We are the only people who pay him any attention whatsoever.
and
b.) That a 2000+ page thread on a forum dedicating to making fun of people like him is the only thing of note he will have left behind.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

How would you think Bob would react if someone told him that
a.) We are the only people who pay him any attention whatsoever.
and
b.) That a 2000+ page thread on a forum dedicating to making fun of people like him is the only thing of note he will have left behind.

Instant block, then sperging about a harrasment forum without naming names

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

How would you think Bob would react if someone told him that
a.) We are the only people who pay him any attention whatsoever.
and
b.) That a 2000+ page thread on a forum dedicating to making fun of people like him is the only thing of note he will have left behind.

He'd (correctly) point out that his videos about movies have an audience of fans. The fact that those fans are morons whose opinion is of no importance is something he either has not noticed or chooses to ignore.

 

[Mola Ram]

He'd (correctly) point out that his videos about movies have an audience of fans. The fact that those fans are morons whose opinion is of no importance is something he either has not noticed or chooses to ignore.

They kiss his ass, which is all the proof he needs that he has the smartest audience in the world.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Someone should suggest to Blobbo that he run for public office, since he's got such a big brain. Maybe we can get a sequel to Sargon in a couple of years.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

Someone should suggest to Blobbo that he run for public office, since he's got such a big brain. Maybe we can get a sequel to Sargon in a couple of years.

Let's have him run in MA-8.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Let's have him run in MA-8.

Voters! Who do you choose for the democrats, A bug eyed ghoul scammer with the voice of kermit the frog, or a basement dictator with diabetes and weighing a grand number of pounds! Stephen Lynch is totally not in the race at all

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Someone should suggest to Blobbo that he run for public office, since he's got such a big brain. Maybe we can get a sequel to Sargon in a couple of years.

Bobs never run for any reason in his life, hes not about to start now.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bobs never run for any reason in his life, hes not about to start now.

You don't think he runs to catch the ice cream truck?

 

[BubbleButt]

You don't think he runs to catch the ice cream truck?

I don't think his knees or wooden feet could take it.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

“GOP prevents the future!”

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Lmfao at “preserving American whiteness” from a fat, white blob who gulps mayo.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

You don't think he runs to catch the ice cream truck?

No he's probably still asleep when it comes by. But I like to imagine the song it plays gives him nice dreams about a world where vanilla ice cream has been eradicated by the superior chocolate ice cream.

 

[Flexo]

Voters! Who do you choose for the democrats, A bug eyed ghoul scammer with the voice of kermit the frog, or a basement dictator with diabetes and weighing a grand number of pounds! Stephen Lynch is totally not in the race at all

Part of me wants to beg him to run for office just to see the attack ads produced.

That and watching his breakdown live on Twitter as he's crushed by the responsibility.

 

[Arctic]

“GOP prevents the future!”

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I miss the old "honorable" Republicans who overthrew Iranian democracy and replaced it with the Shah, invaded Iraq on false premises, flushed the economy down the toilet during the 2000's, sponsored creationism, created a giant unconstitutional surveillance state, etc.

 

[The tired cat]

Exactly my friend we'll just science the problems away. No one left to build and maintain roads? SCIENCE! No one is left that knows how to produce food any more? SCIENCE! No more electricity because the people who maintained the grids and power plants are dead? SCIENCE! Science and magic are indistinguishable to people like Bob.

Well, let's be honest when it comes to electricity they always go on about green energy and what not.