Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You don't think he runs to catch the ice cream truck?
Now I have an image of Blobb, sweaty and completely out breath standing around an ice cream van with other children 1/3 his age while he’s wearing his Mario themed blazer.

All the mom’s are side-eyeing the obese monster waiting to get a Mario themed ice cream.
 
Let's have him run in MA-8.
According to his FB he's from Lynn, which is not in MA-8 and not especially close by. It's not like there's a law against people running for districts they don't reside in if they still live in the same state, but if you don't live nearby it's generally thought of as a faux-pas. No, Bob lives in MA-6, which is represented by Seth Moulton, one of many extremely forgettable Democrats who announced a futile run for president. So yes he could run for that seat if Seth decides to retire or resign in seeking his presidential ambitions, or even if he doesn't. If he does, though, I'd happily take even Seth Moulton over him, and I am absolutely no big fan of Moulton. He'd lose easily if nominated. The district is probably the most competitive one in Massachusetts (MA-9 is less blue on paper but has consistently voted for Dems in practice), and though MA-6 voters seem happy to choose Dems of both centrist and progressive strains I doubt they'd select a manchild who's enough of a culture warrior to piss off centrists and enough of a Bernie A-Log to piss off progressives. Were someone like Richard Tisei (a socially moderate gay Republican who was the nominee in 2012) to run against him, Chipman wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
 
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Now I have an image of Blobb, sweaty and completely out breath standing around an ice cream van with other children 1/3 his age while he’s wearing his Mario themed blazer.

All the mom’s are side-eyeing the obese monster waiting to get a Mario themed ice cream.

This is basically what I was picturing. In my head, he doesn't catch it, and he just doubles over, flushed and wheezing and scowling through those ridiculous hipster glasses. His tweets for next two hours or so are exceptionally salty.
 
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Because "Wakanda is Africa had colonization never happened and they found a mountain of unobtainium that basically gives them magic technology and superpowers and they kept out all the other Africans" doesn't sound as woke.
That away makes me wonder. Why didn't Wakanda conquer vast swaths of Africa if they were centuries more advanced than the West? They could have stopped the scramble for the continent when the European powers were planning carve it up. One of the reasons why Europeans had been so successful at conquering and subjugating much of the planet was because we discovered that gunpowder could be used to propel metal projectiles that kill people. My suspension of disbelief would be stretched past its breaking point before I could accept that Wakanda would not want to carve out an empire of their own and keep whitey in check.

I guess that goes to show that for all his supposed "enlightenment," Bob is really just a simple rube who values dumb entertainment over curiosity and critical thought.
 
That away makes me wonder. Why didn't Wakanda conquer vast swaths of Africa if they were centuries more advanced than the West? They could have stopped the scramble for the continent when the European powers were planning carve it up. One of the reasons why Europeans had been so successful at conquering and subjugating much of the planet was because we discovered that gunpowder could be used to propel metal projectiles that kill people. My suspension of disbelief would be stretched past its breaking point before I could accept that Wakanda would not want to carve out an empire of their own and keep whitey in check.

I guess that goes to show that for all his supposed "enlightenment," Bob is really just a simple rube who values dumb entertainment over curiosity and critical thought.
something something power and responsibility or something like that I'm guessing
 
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That away makes me wonder. Why didn't Wakanda conquer vast swaths of Africa if they were centuries more advanced than the West? They could have stopped the scramble for the continent when the European powers were planning carve it up. One of the reasons why Europeans had been so successful at conquering and subjugating much of the planet was because we discovered that gunpowder could be used to propel metal projectiles that kill people. My suspension of disbelief would be stretched past its breaking point before I could accept that Wakanda would not want to carve out an empire of their own and keep whitey in check.

I guess that goes to show that for all his supposed "enlightenment," Bob is really just a simple rube who values dumb entertainment over curiosity and critical thought.
I guess we're supposed to believe that without exception every single Wakandan leader throughout their history was a staunch isolationist and never even had a thought of imperialism until Killmonger came along.
 
That away makes me wonder. Why didn't Wakanda conquer vast swaths of Africa if they were centuries more advanced than the West? They could have stopped the scramble for the continent when the European powers were planning carve it up. One of the reasons why Europeans had been so successful at conquering and subjugating much of the planet was because we discovered that gunpowder could be used to propel metal projectiles that kill people. My suspension of disbelief would be stretched past its breaking point before I could accept that Wakanda would not want to carve out an empire of their own and keep whitey in check.

I guess that goes to show that for all his supposed "enlightenment," Bob is really just a simple rube who values dumb entertainment over curiosity and critical thought.
Because Wakanda had the Chinese belief that their culture was the only thing that mattered combined with a Sentinalese-tier desire to avoid outside contact.
 
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The Wakandans thought they were better than the rest of the blacks in Africa. What would subjugating tree huggers in the rest of Africa do for Wakanda? Just more mouths to feed, control, and more land they have to protect. They could do it but at the risk of fucking over those born in Wakanda.

Wakanda is literally a black/African version of America. They kept out the garbage to ensure prosperity for their native people.
 
The Wakandans thought they were better than the rest of the blacks in Africa. What would subjugating tree huggers in the rest of Africa do for Wakanda? Just more mouths to feed, control, and more land they have to protect. They could do it but at the risk of fucking over those born in Wakanda.

Wakanda is literally a black/African version of America. They kept out the garbage to ensure prosperity for their native people.

Yeah, but at some point, all Empires fall, be it due to natural disasters, decadence, lack of discipline, etc. Maybe Wakandans were more diligent about keeping that from happening because they lived in Africa and knew what would befall them if their neighbors decided to move in. To me, Wakandans seem a lot like Liberals who live in gated communities. They care soooooo much about black people, but not enough to allow themselves or their children to have daily contact with them.
 
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Okay, Bob just pooped this into the cultural reviewer punchbowl:


Anyone care to have a watch and tell us what he said about it? (And let us know which person is more insufferably smug and anti-white, Brie in her movie or Bob in his review?)
 
Okay, Bob just pooped this into the cultural reviewer punchbowl:


Anyone care to have a watch and tell us what he said about it? (And let us know which person is more insufferably smug and anti-white, Brie in her movie or Bob in his review?)

tl;dr: "It needs to be good, because Mario Brie is my friend."

Basically, he tries to pull the Captain Marvel "yes, this is so incredibly formulaic and paint-by-numbers, but that's OK because wamman." The main character is Larson's incredibly self-involved failure-to-launch woman-child, yet somehow these traits are "sincere" and "adorkable" when she does them. How Blob would have reacted to this exact same character when portrayed by a FUCKING WHITE MALE is an exercise I leave to the reader.

Typically, he manages to get one basic fact about the movie wrong in the 4-minute review: he thinks Larson got to make it on the strength of her Captain Marvel popularity, when it was actually made in 2017, and languished in Netflix hell until they decided to inflict it on the public in the wake of CM's success. Yep, this was basically a direct-to-video DVD Netflix vanity project that got remaindered until she got to ride the coattails of the biggest movie franchise of the decade.
 
Okay, Bob just pooped this into the cultural reviewer punchbowl:


Anyone care to have a watch and tell us what he said about it? (And let us know which person is more insufferably smug and anti-white, Brie in her movie or Bob in his review?)

Ya know what really grinds my gears is that a couple of users here ( I'm looking at you Godzilla ) still think it's fine to dump a video link WITHOUT WATCHING IT and expect people to talk about it FOR YOU. Is this is a forum or not lads? You either got something to say or you don't, and I sure as hell know posting the newest video sharted out from Bob doesn't count.

Whatever, I'm just peeved is all. Besides, you're never gonna hear "Moon Wheat" or "Manhattanized New York" from his current milquetoast Escapist videos. Bobs Twitter feed is where its at.

Anyways I watched Bob Review Unicorn Store and here's your TL;DW:
Bob says movie is unoriginal, but Brie Larson is here so it's all better.
It's white girl version of "Sorry to Bother You" and a happy version of "Needful Things"
He criticizes that it could have been cut down since much of the movie is cliché.
7/10
Yeah @Krokodil Overdose is right. Bob assumes this movie came out AFTER Captain Marvel when a quick IDMB search shows this is from 2017. Does diabetes make you lose ability to fact check? Bob sure fucking proves it does.
 
Ya know what really grinds my gears is that a couple of users here ( I'm looking at you Godzilla ) still think it's fine to dump a video link WITHOUT WATCHING IT and expect people to talk about it FOR YOU. Is this is a forum or not lads? You either got something to say or you don't, and I sure as hell know posting the newest video sharted out from Bob doesn't count.

Whatever, I'm just peeved is all. Besides, you're never gonna hear "Moon Wheat" or "Manhattanized New York" from his current milquetoast Escapist videos. Bobs Twitter feed is where its at.

Anyways I watched Bob Review Unicorn Store and here's your TL;DW:
Bob says movie is unoriginal, but Brie Larson is here so it's all better.
It's white girl version of "Sorry to Bother You" and a happy version of "Needful Things"
He criticizes that it could have been cut down since much of the movie is cliché.
7/10
Yeah @Krokodil Overdose is right. Bob assumes this movie came out AFTER Captain Marvel when a quick IDMB search shows this is from 2017. Does diabetes make you lose ability to fact check? Bob sure fucking proves it does.

Sorry, but I can't take Bob's "BAHSTAN Micro Machines Guy" accent for more than two seconds before wanting to jam pens into my ears. Even when he talks slowly and relatively normally, he's still speaking like a pretentious tosser. Ya heard of people with punchable faces? Well he's got a punchable voice.

In actuality, Bob pretty much says the same kinds of things in every video (and is usually wrong about one or two facts.) . His twitter feed is where he's more likely to get careless and toss out gems like "The future I deserve," and "What would Mario THINK of us?"
 
Sorry, but I can't take Bob's "BAHSTAN Micro Machines Guy" accent for more than two seconds before wanting to jam pens into my ears. Even when he talks slowly and relatively normally, he's still speaking like a pretentious tosser. Ya heard of people with punchable faces? Well he's got a punchable voice.

In actuality, Bob pretty much says the same kinds of things in every video (and is usually wrong about one or two facts.) . His twitter feed is where he's more likely to get careless and toss out gems like "The future I deserve," and "What would Mario THINK of us?"
Watching the video makes me think that Bob’s trying to get some good boy points from the sjw crowd or else he’ll get some heat from them should he bashed Brie Larson.
 
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