Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I like how one guy put it:
Marxism for social capital.

This is pretty brilliant.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

While I hate agreeing with Bob I think he's got a point here.
The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Mola Ram]

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While I hate agreeing with Bob I think he's got a point here.
The resemblance is uncanny.

Well I mean there's probably a reason she's forever going on about her "best friend" Sophie Turner.

 

[BubbleButt]

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While I hate agreeing with Bob I think he's got a point here.
The resemblance is uncanny.

Bitch looks like she's got downs syndrome.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bitch looks like she's got downs syndrome.

Ya start to realize why she usually covers the sides of her face with her hair.
Her face is so boxy it looks like a model from Half-Life 1

 

[link1234]

That's it exactly. After the reveal trailer for Breath of the Wild, SJWs started doing a victory lap because link was now a girl, only to be stopped dead in their tracks when Nintendo told them "No.".

I remember when Bob made this video. Its funny because in the video Bob says he seen more people talking about Link's gender than the game mechanics or story placement in the Zelda series. Yet Bob was the first person I saw obsessing over the gender everyone else was talking about typical Zelda stuff. It really shows when someone gets into identity politics they start caring less about the important stuff that makes up a product of entertainment. This is why so much SJW entertainment is so bad.

Bob thinks Link can be female because he is born in a new body in every game. But this got me thinking. What if the next Zelda game Nintendo decides instead of Link being his typical skinny self they made him they made Link into a muscular dudebro like the guys picking on him in middle school? How would Bob feel about that? It fits in Bob's argument that he is in a different body every game so why not?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well I mean there's probably a reason she's forever going on about her "best friend" Sophie Turner.

Speaking of Sophie Turner.

 

[BubbleButt]

Oh, shut the fuck up, you ridiculous know-nothing know-it-all gasbag.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh, shut the fuck up, you ridiculous know-nothing know-it-all gasbag.

Reminder that Joes Jonas just got married at 31, while Bob is still living in a basement at the age of 38.

 

[Mola Ram]

Reminder that Joes Jonas just got married at 31, while Bob is still living in a basement at the age of 38.

Because that's what separates a Jonas brother from Bob Chipman.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Speaking of Sophie Turner.
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Am I the only one whose not getting what the fuck he's bambling about here?

 

[The tired cat]

Am I the only one whose not getting what the fuck he's bambling about here?

Nah, same here I have zero ideas what fatboy is talking about.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Am I the only one whose not getting what the fuck he's bambling about here?

Apparently Bob thinks a marriage between two celebrities was supposed to be a publicity stunt to promote the next X-Men movie, and failed to garner enough attention.
Because Bob's a perma-virgin.

Bob putting "surprise marriage" in quotes to imply it was just fake capeshit promotion reminds me of Russell Greer believing Taylor Swift released a song just to take attention away from his lolsuit against her.
They're both narcissistic and delusional enough to believe it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Am I the only one whose not getting what the fuck he's bambling about here?

I think his point (such as it is) is that despite Sophie Turner being more on the radar than usual, Dark Phoenix isn't polling very well, ergo X-Men is a dead or dying franchise. Which strikes me as fairly silly; none of the GoT castmembers have served as accurate barometers for success when they've dabbled in other franchises. Frankly, he's probably just getting on the STRONK WAHMAN bandwagon.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Because that requires the f word.

Effort.

You forgot the c word.

Creativity, of which Bob has none.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think his point (such as it is) is that despite Sophie Turner being more on the radar than usual, Dark Phoenix isn't polling very well, ergo X-Men is a dead or dying franchise. Which strikes me as fairly silly; none of the GoT castmembers have served as accurate barometers for success when they've dabbled in other franchises. Frankly, he's probably just getting on the STRONK WAHMAN bandwagon.

I love the irony that Bob’s jacked up for when Disney/Marvel will get around rebooting the X-Men when Disney themselves have Dark Phoenix now to own and release, mostly likely flopping.

Also, coming from someone who hasn’t never liked GoT honestly, a shit ton of their cast has done a lot to venture out of the show, regardless of success. Plus, their careers would be forever tied to the success and legacy of the show, which is something Bob lacks.

You forgot the c word.

Creativity, of which Bob has none.

Also add likeability.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Apparently Bob thinks a marriage between two celebrities was supposed to be a publicity stunt to promote the next X-Men movie, and failed to garner enough attention.
Because Bob's a perma-virgin.

Bob putting "surprise marriage" in quotes to imply it was just fake capeshit promotion reminds me of Russell Greer believing Taylor Swift released a song just to take attention away from his lolsuit against her.
They're both narcissistic and delusional enough to believe it.

Now I'm picturing Hollywood as medieval Europe and the nobility having arranged marriages for more power.

 

[The tired cat]

Now I'm picturing Hollywood as medieval Europe and the nobility having arranged marriages for more power.

Nah, if that was the case they'd be fucking their own cousins and sisters for that.

 

[Mola Ram]

Now I'm picturing Hollywood as medieval Europe and the nobility having arranged marriages for more power.

If you subscribe to the theory Sophie Turner is a lesbian and Joe Jonas is an obvious beard, you're not far off.

It's still an extraordinarily stupid way to gauge the health of a franchise that's been in trouble for years.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I used to believe that. I've come to the conclusion, amid all the shrieking and smuggery, that appropriating classic characters and rewriting them to be female/gay/trans/"POC"/whatever-the-oppressed-flavor-of-the-month-might-be is in fact the entire point of the exercise. Because white privilege or what have you. Cultural vandals, one and all.

Exactly. It not about having more minorities, it's about having too many straight white males.

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While I hate agreeing with Bob I think he's got a point here.
The resemblance is uncanny.

The face that will launch a billion dollar franchise. According to Bob.

I remember when Bob made this video. Its funny because in the video Bob says he seen more people talking about Link's gender than the game mechanics or story placement in the Zelda series. Yet Bob was the first person I saw obsessing over the gender everyone else was talking about typical Zelda stuff. It really shows when someone gets into identity politics they start caring less about the important stuff that makes up a product of entertainment. This is why so much SJW entertainment is so bad.

Bob thinks Link can be female because he is born in a new body in every game. But this got me thinking. What if the next Zelda game Nintendo decides instead of Link being his typical skinny self they made him they made Link into a muscular dudebro like the guys picking on him in middle school? How would Bob feel about that? It fits in Bob's argument that he is in a different body every game so why not?

He saw more people talking about Link's gender because his head is so stuck up the collective SJW asshole. Of course he'd never converse with the toxic gaming community who would be talking about the actual game.

Also, he has no real friends, so he does only literally see people talking because his only form of human interaction is via Twitter.

Also, #MakeMarioTrans