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Did he earn it, or was he given it by his parents feeding him shit food since birth?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Autistic people, like Bob, have the terrible weakness of tending to take what other people say at face value. It's not uncommon for them to do what their parents and teachers say and then become frustrated when they don't "win" even though they did what they were "supposed" to. There's a well-known subtype of autistic nerd who does well academically and follows all the rules, even the stupid ones, and thinks it makes him better than the other kids who didn't, and then resents the hell out of them for not acknowledging his supposed superiority and for winning (socially, financially, etc.) when he's losing. Essentially, they have confused the virtue of doing what they are told with the virtue of doing the right thing.
Little Bobby never did well in school, and he wasn't so good at following the rules either, but he started doing what he was "supposed" to somewhat later in life; he got a college degree, because everyone was saying that getting a college degree was the thing to do, and he conformed his political opinions to the politically correct opinions that the university and his left-wing family held. That's what he's talking about when he claims that he "earned" the Superior Future. That, and maybe something about being on the internet being the Future (again, because everybody else said so). But like the dullard he is, he's late to the party of realizing the disparity between what he thinks his obedience has earned him, and what he actually got, so he's having his quarter-life crisis as a mid-life crisis instead.
Tl;dr: Bob thinks his Good Boy Points should get him riches, a woman, respect, etc., and is terribly disappointed when he finds out they're only redeemable for chicken tendies instead.
Little Bobby never did well in school, and he wasn't so good at following the rules either, but he started doing what he was "supposed" to somewhat later in life; he got a college degree, because everyone was saying that getting a college degree was the thing to do, and he conformed his political opinions to the politically correct opinions that the university and his left-wing family held. That's what he's talking about when he claims that he "earned" the Superior Future. That, and maybe something about being on the internet being the Future (again, because everybody else said so). But like the dullard he is, he's late to the party of realizing the disparity between what he thinks his obedience has earned him, and what he actually got, so he's having his quarter-life crisis as a mid-life crisis instead.
Tl;dr: Bob thinks his Good Boy Points should get him riches, a woman, respect, etc., and is terribly disappointed when he finds out they're only redeemable for chicken tendies instead.
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I just listened to the two you listed and he sounds the same to me. I think my favorite part of his videos is where he tries so hard to sound like he's from the middle of Illinois only to sometimes slip into the haht ov BAAAAAAAAAHSTTTAAAAANNN. As far as his takes, they seem right on par. Enjoyed Detective Pikachu because a bunch of kids wouldn't shut up in the theater when they saw their favorite Pokeymens and that Pikachu looks great after losing that weight or something about him looking good. TANGENT: Now I saw Detective Pikachu because it was $5 and I thought it'd be enjoyably bad. I'm sorry to say it wasn't. It was confusing, even for a kids movie, nostalgic distraction and just kinda, meh. The moral of the story was...don't let Bill Nighy do a bad thing? And then there were out of place adult jokes and cursing that all came from Pikachu. All of them. It felt a little like a Blu Sky Studios movie where they half ass a story, throw some flashy things to keep the kids interested, add some adult humor for mom and dad and top it off with plot contrivance so they can finally end the movie. His Aladdin review was much, much more politically charged. It explains why he seems to likes it so much. All in all nothing seems that out of place but perhaps that because I've been reading his twitter far more than watching his videos.
However, his editing is reeeeeeaaaalllly bad. Even compared to when did full body reviews a few years ago. He's slowed down a noticeable bit but even that hasn't helped him. There's a point in the Pikachu review where he stumbles on his words, continues for half a second, then hard cuts to the pick up shot with a jarringly, both visually and audibly, hard edit. If I remember correctly, he did the full body (or maybe it was just a bust shot) because his employer at the time, Geek.com, made him do it. Maybe The Escapist want's his face out there and he's not willing to rock the boat after the Pitts fiasco?
I really do like his get up now: Dark glasses so you can't see him read his lines, sport coat so you know he's serious, and nostalgia NEW game cartridge T-shirt you know he's keeping it real dahg.
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Everything Bob knows about Nazis is from watching Indiana Jones as a kid. That does not fucking surprise me.
"Somehow, *I* didn't become a Nazi".
Yes you did, you unself-aware shithead. I guess that's what happens when your knowledge of history is based on movies, MovieBob.
He already is radicalized, unsurprisingly. He's eyeballs deep in extreme SJW ideology. His extremists views are that blacks and immigrants are the pathway to the superior future. Their motto is "Diversity is our strength", but it's never explained how that is so.
It's amazing how strongly he believes that there is a difference between being white and being non-white, you know, something that racists believe. They see someone with a different skin color and lower their expectations of them.
Rehearse? What is that? Bob's a busy guy. He's constantly tweeting about how much work he has to do. He's also constantly tweeting every random thought that enters his empty head. He's a content creator, and the creator is always correct. You need to appreciate the content he creates for the sole sake of the creation itself. Talent and competence is a social construct and a subjective tool of oppression.
Seriously, I discovered both MovieBob and RedLetterMedia on the same day (on a message board, someone linked both their Revenge of the Fallen review), and it's amazing how much RLM has grown and MovieBob has just stagnated. It's like not getting better at the only thing you do is some sort of special skill in itself.
Even his "able-ness" is a result of his own actions. Stop eating shitty food and go outside and take a walk. He is such an utter failure at everything.
Animals contribute more everyday than Bob. Lab rats have a greater positive influence on society than Bob
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Oh Bobby boi... I don’t think we need advice from you on what looks cool.
As long as battery is funny to the person committing it then it’s ok. You can trust Bobbyboi’s judgement!
Pic in spoiler is unrelated
EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.
As long as battery is funny to the person committing it then it’s ok. You can trust Bobbyboi’s judgement!
Pic in spoiler is unrelated
EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.
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LOL there is no way this dude is benching 310.
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Maybe he meant 310 McNuggets?
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linked Boob's, "Hittin' someone wid a harmless substance is just funny," tweet to Dobson yet?
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his own body as he gets up from bed or walks away from the computer for a brief bit
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Ian Miles Cheong posted the following picture in response to this asshole argument. "Milkshakes. Just harmless fun, right?" I'm sure Bob has some high-handed dismissal of why this isn't ok but his enemies being milkshaked is.
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How can this niggah hit 310 on the bench when he could barely lift the bar?
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The guy who had to be rushed to the hospital for exhaustion because he supposedly attended too many convention panels can bench over 300 lbs people.
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That happened? When? I’m not familiar with this lore.
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Maybe he considers the fact that his ankles can support 300 lbs. to be "benching."
(Yeah, I dont buy he only goes 260 either.)
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This feels more like a fetish thing than a movie concept thing
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FETISH THING!?! What is wrong with you?! There is absolutely nothing wrong or weird about thinking of Ellen Page and Princess Peach in a boxing ring in tight, form fitting athletic apparel, being all hot and sweaty, breathing hard and slapping the shit out of each other while Bobbyboi respectfully and noisily masturbates in the coOHMYGOD!
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I was with you until Bob's orgasm. Ain't nobody need to see that.
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Lifting 310, oh sure. A line from Mystery Science Theater 3000 really applies to Bob here: "Breathing knocks the wind out of this guy."
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There's no way in hell Bob is under 300 lbs unless his entire body has atrophied and he has 0 muscle in his body.
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