Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Emperor Julian]

Not sure what Bobs body strength is but he's a massive pussy so even if he had the might (big if) he doesnt have the will.

 

[thismanlies]

Oh Bobby boi... I don’t think we need advice from you on what looks cool.

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As long as battery is funny to the person committing it then it’s ok. You can trust Bobbyboi’s judgement!

Pic in spoiler is unrelated

Spoiler: Looking cool and defiant

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EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.

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That's a lot of words to say "Gee, I hope nobody bukkakes me with sweet, sugary treats."

And that last tweet. If anyone would run from him, it's because there's a morbidly obese man covered in syrup and ice cream chasing them with an erection and a crazed look on his face.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's a lot of words to say "Gee, I hope nobody bukkakes me with sweet, sugary treats."

And that last tweet. If anyone would run from him, it's because there's a morbidly obese man covered in syrup and ice cream chasing them with an erection and a crazed look on his face.

It's an interesting twist on Bob's real motives for approving of milkshaking. "SOMEONE PELTED YOU WITH SWEETS?! HOW IS THIS NOT A GOOD THING?!?!"

 

[Flexo]

There's no way in hell Bob is under 300 lbs unless his entire body has atrophied and he has 0 muscle in his body.

That actually seems likely.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How can this niggah hit 310 on the bench when he could barely lift the bar?

He can do it due to his r*tard strength.

Not sure what Bobs body strength is but he's a massive pussy so even if he had the might (big if) he doesnt have the will.

His ultimate plan is to get people to throw food at him that way he’ll never have to buy it. The insidious part is that people will only be throwing junk food at him.

...we all laughed at him...we all laughed... but in the end, he played us all and now has all our large frostys and biggie fries.

 

[The Nothingness]

Hates dudebro jocks yet he boasts about a physical exercise commonly associated with said group

 

[Mola Ram]

Hates dudebro jocks yet he boasts about a physical exercise commonly associated with said group

Sure. It's laughably obvious most of Bob's hatred is fueled by envy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hates dudebro jocks yet he boasts about a physical exercise commonly associated with said group

You’re completely right! I forgot about Bob’s review of BvS where he makes a point to get angry about Ben Affleck using a sledgehammer and tractor tire to work out. He says something along the line of “doing this so you know his CrossFit routine is totes legit” with all the derision the jealous, wounded fan boy can muster.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I thought physical strength is meaningless in the superior future.

 

[Mola Ram]

I thought physical strength is meaningless in the superior future.

He has to rely on some physical strength to maneuver his bulk from the basement to Mickey D's ... until the fucking Mayonnaise Ghouls get out of the way long enough for him to get his hoverchair, goddammit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He has to rely on some physical strength to maneuver his bulk from the basement to Mickey D's ... until the fucking Mayonnaise Ghouls get out of the way long enough for him to get his hoverchair, goddammit.

Well he does need his greasy Big Macs.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Ian Miles Cheong posted the following picture in response to this asshole argument. "Milkshakes. Just harmless fun, right?" I'm sure Bob has some high-handed dismissal of why this isn't ok but his enemies being milkshaked is.View attachment 770597

Throwing stuff just makes you look immature, That and having a coke bottle or something chucked at you will still hurt, just because a container happens to hold liquid doesn't change its quality as a projectile. Besides, even with a milkshake, no one will know what is in a Styrofoam cup until you toss it.

I also doubt Blob is 260 pounds especially with his height.

 

[Commander X]

I feel bad for Gervais, he must be in a very dark place if he is responding to Movieblob tweets.

 

[Foltest]

No way he is 130 kg+. He also don’ t bench over 150 kg. He is too fat and weak

 

[thismanlies]

I feel bad for Gervais, he must be in a very dark place if he is responding to Movieblob tweets.

Either that or he’s looking for fresh material for his next standup special.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.

Bob, I could WALK away and you'd still have trouble keeping up.

 

[Knyttet]

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Oh Lord! This is a new Bob Classic to remember!

It perfectly encapsules everything about Bob as a lolcow; unwarranted ego, raging hatred against those who disagree with his politics, obvious lying, hypocrisy, smugness, inappropriate use of emojis, generally dickish behaviour and of course a massive love for sugary treats.

The only thing missing is a creepy, borderline fetishistic obsession with 80s nostalgia in general and Mario in particular.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh Lord! This is a new Bob Classic to remember!

It perfectly encapsules everything about Bob as a lolcow; unwarranted ego, raging hatred against those who disagree with his politics, obvious lying, hypocrisy, smugness, inappropriate use of emojis, generally dickish behaviour and of course a massive love for sugary treats.

The only thing missing is a creepy, borderline fetishistic obsession with 80s nostalgia in general and Mario in particular.

The superior future lies within the progressive innocence of the Regan 80’s you ignorant lesser.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Has anyone out there actually told Bob that the three stooges aren't real?

 

[thismanlies]

Has anyone out there actually told Bob that the three stooges aren't real?

Considering how crestfallen he was when he found out that Mario wasn't real, chances are nobody has.

Plus they haven't told him that the Three Stooges didn't go around assaulting people for their political beliefs either.