Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

Bobby forget that people outside of the us don’t give a shit about the three stooges.

 

[RedAntz]

Continuing on with Bob's obviously false fitness claims, Bob is claiming he is able to lift more than his lowballed body weight, despite the fact that he doesn't actually do actual weight training all that often. Instead he substitutes in household chores. He also claims to have a punching bag that weighs the same as him, which is way on the upper end of punching bags and I find extremely unlikely. He probably owns a punching bag, but can't properly gauge how heavy things are due to how atrophied his muscles actually are.
Sometimes I can't tell if he is straight up lying or if he is just swimming in self delusion.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

At least someone on twitter knows how to milk a cow properly.

 

[Army Burger]

He pulled his shoulder moving trash... how fitting...

 

[BubbleButt]

Continuing on with Bob's obviously false fitness claims, Bob is claiming he is able to lift more than his lowballed body weight, despite the fact that he doesn't actually do actual weight training all that often. Instead he substitutes in household chores. He also claims to have a punching bag that weighs the same as him, which is way on the upper end of punching bags and I find extremely unlikely. He probably owns a punching bag, but can't properly gauge how heavy things are due to how atrophied his muscles actually are.
Sometimes I can't tell if he is straight up lying or if he is just swimming in self delusion.

View attachment 771336

If you can lift 310, how the fuck do you pull your shoulder moving trash?

Such a goddamn liar.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He pulled his shoulder moving trash... how fitting...

So he pulled his shoulder walking around, then?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If you can lift 310, how the fuck do you pull your shoulder moving trash?

Such a goddamn liar.

You can get easily fatigued when you're smacking bags and dominating the basement dojo.

 

[Spit bucket]

Jesus christ the way he tries to imply him being in shape is EXACTLY the same when DSP tries to prove he's in shape.

 

[Rei is shit]

If you believe that he is only 260, this is about what he should look like.

This visualizer maxes out at 125kg so I can't give you a 300lb visualization. I think he has gotta be over that though.

 

[thismanlies]

Continuing on with Bob's obviously false fitness claims, Bob is claiming he is able to lift more than his lowballed body weight, despite the fact that he doesn't actually do actual weight training all that often. Instead he substitutes in household chores. He also claims to have a punching bag that weighs the same as him, which is way on the upper end of punching bags and I find extremely unlikely. He probably owns a punching bag, but can't properly gauge how heavy things are due to how atrophied his muscles actually are.
Sometimes I can't tell if he is straight up lying or if he is just swimming in self delusion.

View attachment 771336

I remember during the infamous Father Call, Matthew called out Chris for claiming that he spent half his day exercising.

If Bob did what he's claiming, he would have lost his Buddha belly and those man tits of his.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Robber's knocking them out of the park today! He got da brainz n da brawn! What can stop his owed rocket ships now?

Does he not comprehend the self own fully or does he just have that much self confidence/awareness?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Robber's knocking them out of the park today! He got da brainz n da brawn! What can stop his owed rocket ships now?

View attachment 771403

Does he not comprehend the self own fully or does he just have that much self confidence/awareness?

He just thinks no one would find it odd and take his word for being a master at everything he touches.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Reminder Bob looked like this in high school. Those arms and that chest would break out in hives if they were ever so much as in the same room as a weight set.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Robber's knocking them out of the park today! He got da brainz n da brawn! What can stop his owed rocket ships now?

View attachment 771403

Does he not comprehend the self own fully or does he just have that much self confidence/awareness?

“Smarter than Trump.”

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Continuing on with Bob's obviously false fitness claims, Bob is claiming he is able to lift more than his lowballed body weight, despite the fact that he doesn't actually do actual weight training all that often. Instead he substitutes in household chores. He also claims to have a punching bag that weighs the same as him, which is way on the upper end of punching bags and I find extremely unlikely. He probably owns a punching bag, but can't properly gauge how heavy things are due to how atrophied his muscles actually are.
Sometimes I can't tell if he is straight up lying or if he is just swimming in self delusion.

View attachment 771336

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Oh Bobby boi... I don’t think we need advice from you on what looks cool.

View attachment 770525
View attachment 770526
View attachment 770529

As long as battery is funny to the person committing it then it’s ok. You can trust Bobbyboi’s judgement!

Pic in spoiler is unrelated

Spoiler: Looking cool and defiant

View attachment 770530

EDIT: Diabetes, the thinking man’s steroids.

View attachment 770540

Challenge accepted.

Continuing on with Bob's obviously false fitness claims, Bob is claiming he is able to lift more than his lowballed body weight, despite the fact that he doesn't actually do actual weight training all that often. Instead he substitutes in household chores. He also claims to have a punching bag that weighs the same as him, which is way on the upper end of punching bags and I find extremely unlikely. He probably owns a punching bag, but can't properly gauge how heavy things are due to how atrophied his muscles actually are.
Sometimes I can't tell if he is straight up lying or if he is just swimming in self delusion.

View attachment 771336

"I bench 310lbs, but pulled my shoulder taking out the trash A MONTH ago and still nursing that."

The truth is, his work outs consist mostly of "moving". He works out just as much as every other non-plant based organism on Earth.

Reminder Bob looked like this in high school. Those arms and that chest would break out in hives if they were ever so much as in the same room as a weight set.

Hey, he's wearing a Nike shirt. That must automatically add at least 200 points into his strength stats.

 

[Poiseon]

Robber's knocking them out of the park today! He got da brainz n da brawn! What can stop his owed rocket ships now?

View attachment 771403

Does he not comprehend the self own fully or does he just have that much self confidence/awareness?

This is so fucking arrogant it baffles me. Dude, you're pushing forty, living in your mothers' basement and only eek out a living because autistic dumbfucks on the internet will throw money at you for talking about their sperg shows and games. The fact that he says this shit honestly astounds me.

Quick question, anything on blobby here ever reading the thread? Most cows I've seen here seem too.

Also, at this rate, the thread will be 3,000 pages before the years is out.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The fact that his trash is apparently heavy enough to injure him moving it also suggests that he's really lazy and doesn't take it out very often, and/or he generates a tremendous amount of it (probably food packaging given how much he eats).

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Hey Dudes and Dudettes - I was watching some art films earlier today after my POWER workout which consisted of me maxing out 380 on the wide grip with the bench. After smashing that like how I smash chuds in gamergate and alt-right circles, I then discussed feminism and art with some pretty important political starting figures (One a beautiful lady!). Finally, after that got done, I got down with working on my homemade Mario artwork, which I heard is getting some buzz around the Nintendo offices.

I think after I do some dead lifts (Max 510) and skull crushers (Max 280) tomorrow to round out my killer forearms and core, I think I'll give yet another amazing few shower thoughts about how Trump and the rest of the republican base is composed of mentally ill Nazi's. I mean, I kind of have to do it because... Otherwise, Yikes...

Also my uncle told me (Who works for Nintendo) that there is a secret Easter egg in the new Smash where you can unlock a picture of Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street punching Trump in the ball sack.

Peace. Stay cool, ya'll."

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I was just thinking, his brother seems like a normal person. I wonder if his brother did some weight training back in high school and could claim a max of 310lbs., and MovieBob being a dumdum thinks since they are brothers, he could lift the same amount because of genetics.

Also, I feel like he's using WWE measurements. 5'11.", let's go with 6'2". And we'll even give you a svelte 260lbs. And that trash you took out, it must have been hundreds of pounds to tear your shoulder. Maybe even 310lbs. You're a beast MovieBob!