Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

Let's revisit Bob, who definitely does lots of strength training in his legs and core, in his wedding finery:

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There's nothing about this photo that I don't love. The white socks with the ill-fitting suit, the skinny-fat legs, the rounded shoulders, the slip-on shoes, the shirt strangling his fat neck. It's all gold.

You just know he's got that bottom button buttoned under those soft, pink hands, the savage.

All to take attention away from the testicle wedgie, of course.

How the fuck did we miss this?

"..marinated 3 days in Mountain Dew"

Oh sweet Jesus, I need a paper bag.

 

[Absolutego]

How the fuck did we miss this?

"..marinated 3 days in Mountain Dew"

Oh sweet Jesus, I need a paper bag.

It's not as bad as you think (it's basically a really simple citrus chicken), but Bob continues to make some serious white trash-tier foods while pretending to be a coastal elitist. The only family I have who do the whole "soda as a marinade" thing live to swig Bud Light and ride 4 wheelers around the Ozarks.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It's not as bad as you think (it's basically a really basic citrus chicken), but Bob continues to make some serious white trash-tier foods while pretending to be a coastal elitist. The only family I have who do the whole "soda as a marinade" thing live to swig Bud Light and ride 4 wheelers around the Ozarks.

Rao's Lemon Chicken Virgin vs Bobchad's Pepsi Poultry

 

[OneTopicBitch]

Bobchad's Basement Apartment Citrus Chicken.

An aside but, was there some attempt at co-ordinating Contra, HBomber and NostalgiaWoman as some holy trinity? I was reading 1992 here and Bob attempted to plug them too, bit odd as I saw other people trying the same thing. Coincedence most likely but just wanted to see if it happened for anyone else.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob got mocked in a new book and he’s not happy.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob got mocked in a new book and he’s not happy.
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That's fucking great. Chapo Trap House are kind of spergs in their own right, but the fact that Bob can't even get one over on them shows just how much lower on the totem pole he is.

 

[Rei is shit]

Its especially rich when he posted this just a few hours prior.

Also love the "I'm a small fish for them to be attacking" when he always goes for the "who are you" line with anyone who has fewer followers than him. Must make him super salty to see how much chapo is raking in.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob got mocked in a new book and he’s not happy.
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>not having la creatura footless, in a Mario shirt

You had one job, Trapo.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

>not having la creatura footless, in a Mario shirt

You had one job, Trapo.

Is that supposed to be a portrait of MovieBob? They would have done better to just draw a picture of the Mountain Dew chicken wearing a mini-Mario T-shirt.

 

[Foltest]

Of the Chipman brothers, Chris is in better shape then Booby. He is still out of shape, but it is not that bad as Bob. in the suit pics with him and Bob, he dress better and look more powerful for lack of better word. Chris also have his life in order (being married and having a daughter) while Bob is loveless and have no partner.

 

[Hellfire]

Bob got mocked in a new book and he’s not happy.
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Cow crossover

 

[The Vinyl Solution]

It's not as bad as you think

It's worse than you think. THE FUCKING CHICKEN IS UPSIDE DOWN.

Edit: Perhaps the caps were unnecessary, but I worked as a chef for a few years and shit like this bothers the fuck out of me.

 

[The tired cat]

Cow crossover
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Said the person who harrassed a maker of an indie game, because they didn't pander to trannys or didnt follow the "mental illness makes ya a special snowflake" mantra.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Cow crossover
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You didn't have to block them. You blocked them because you're a thin-skinned asshole that can't stand to hear differing opinions from outside the echo chamber online.

 

[The tired cat]

Speaking of which, I just noticed that Bobo in the book reminds me of Professor Bobo from MST3k.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Cow crossover
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Real world back is an odd phrase considering you've never met him in the (rather large amount of) flesh.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Wait, what's this shit about restraining orders filed against Blob by DragonCon?

 

[Foltest]

Wait, what's this shit about restraining orders filed against Blob by DragonCon?

I haven’t heard anything about bob getting a restraining order against him. I would like to know more

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

Bob got mocked in a new book and he’s not happy.
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He's just mad because Chapo Trap House notices him in the wrong way.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Bob got mocked in a new book and he’s not happy.
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The vaguely socialist Twitter crowd really hates MovieBob because they have some vague sympathy to rurals and working class when not mad at them for being socially conservative, whereas Bob won't shut up how they're to blame for everything bad to happen in America.

I remember there was also some online drama when developer of the Night in the Woods game shit on Bob, and he's part of similar leftist crowd.