Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Bob fixates on a movie every once in a while and thinks it's revolutionary in a way no one who isn't a colossal fanboy agrees with. Plus he's also into Kaiju movies.
He did the same shit when Pacific Rim came out, literally saying it was the most significant summer movie since Independence Day:

That's the thing. If he was JUST a fanboy and admitted it, it would be a lot less cringy. I mean i enjoy giant monster movies myself (what with their efforts to kill all humans) but he has to try and make them the equivalent of citizen kane.

This is a strange case since it isn’t MCU nor the Disney Star Wars.

The new Godzilla movie if I’m being honest is on par with the 1992 Godzilla vs Mothra film, without the ham fisted environment message.

That's all I'm expecting is some giant on giant action. I dabble a bit in that genre myself you know...

 

[BScCollateral]

Thing is that Godzilla did have a very dark subtext early on: it really sucks to be the target of a strategic bombing campaign.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob reminds me of Porky from Mother 3. A narcissistic manchild that builds a metropolis over a serene, rustic place with militaristic might.

Like, that's who he wants to be. Bob wants to be the villain of a cartoon.

But he sees himself as a hero.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Bob believing obvious lies and being a thirsty white knight.
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Ed has a thread here and that’s obviously r/thathappened.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Ed has a thread here and that’s obviously r/thathappened.

I still don't get why troons make up stories about how they totally destroyed some dude who refused to call them ma'am.
Even if it was true, it doesn't sound very ladylike.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I still don't get why troons make up stories about how they totally destroyed some dude who refused to call them ma'am.
Even if it was true, it doesn't sound very ladylike.

You don’t understand why a group of delusional men, who pretend to be women, fake sexual harassment?

Trannies want the “full experience” which includes men ogling them which is why they make this shit up too (see Brianna Wu saying construction workers whistle at him like it’s the 50s).

 

[cypocryphy]

Why is he so up in arms in defending this movie from criticism? I don't get it this time. Where's the incentive?

He can't tolerate people disagreeing with him on any kind of media.

 

[CervixHammer]

Holy fucking shit.
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it's been a while since a picture has made me feel nauseous. uh, congratulations Bob?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Yikes.

 

[Flexo]

Yikes.
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A girl paid attention to him!

Get your bets in now for his heartattack. I've got 2-1 odds it's by the end of the week!

 

[BubbleButt]

I, too, can photoshop images of ugly people in vaporwave colors.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Yikes.
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Alright. For once instead of directly belittling Bob, I'm going to instead give him some sound advice.

Bob, stay off camera. Seriously. You aren't good looking in any capacity. Stop posting pictures of yourself doing stupid poses with your autistic facial expressions. Stop getting on camera for your videos. Just stop. Be a faceless personality.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Totally unrealistic. No flies from the empty soda and beer cans.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob, stay off camera. Seriously. You aren't good looking in any capacity. Stop posting pictures of yourself doing stupid poses with your autistic facial expressions. Stop getting on camera for your videos. Just stop. Be a faceless personality.

I dunno, I mean, yeah he's got a face for radio, but he also has a voice that's fit for silent film.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Bobs body will give out before Trump gets re-elected. Obesity, rage, diabeetus, and stupid aren't a good combo.

I hope not. I want to watch him loose his mind if Trump wins again. The best part about Bob is watching him descend into his own person hell while screaming he deserves a perfect fantasy life because he has the "right" opinions. I just wonder which scenario would be more funny;
1) Trump wins with the Electorial vote and loses popular vote again, and he cries about more Russian interference and what ever other excuse de jour Dems will have by Nov. 2020.
2) Trump wins with slightly more Electorial votes and popular votes, and he cries about the apathy of people who didn't go vote to get Trump out of office and they are just as garbage as people who actually voted for Trump. Both non-voters and Third party voters (except for minorities because when they don't vote it's because of systematic racism).
3) Trump wins in a landslide and he cries that America has been completely overrun by alt-right Nazis and Russian sleeper agents (and if Trump gets any significant minority vote, it's because of voter fraud).

Holy fucking shit.
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Jesus Sloppy Drunk Christ!

I guess this clears up the question of whether or not he drinks. I guess he really does read this board, and had to subtly answer that question that has come up recently. I claimed he was a light weight. I guess he showed me

Why the fuck are you "saving" every can? So you can have some white trash beer can pyramid? And they fell down? Yeah, that explains all those cans that miraculously landed upright. No, you fat disgusting fuck, this is how you live. Amazing all those pictures have motion blur. I think he was so inebriated when he took that picture he couldn't keep the camera steady. Why he thought pictures of cans he's "saving" (ie: too lazy to throw away) was something to share with the world, who knows.

And don't get me started on Pabst.

 

[The tired cat]

Why the fuck are you "saving" every can? So you can have some white trash beer can pyramid? And they fell down? Yeah, that explains all those cans that miraculously landed upright. No, you fat disgusting fuck, this is how you live. Amazing all those pictures have motion blur. I think he was so inebriated when he took that picture he couldn't keep the camera steady. Why he thought pictures of cans he's "saving" (ie: too lazy to throw away) was something to share with the world, who knows.

And don't get me started on Pabst.

I dunno how it goes in the US, but here with such amount of cans you could get around maybe 15-20 euros give or take if he went to exchange 'em.

 

[kadoink]

I dunno, I mean, yeah he's got a face for radio, but he also has a voice that's fit for silent film.

And a body only a maggot would love.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I dunno how it goes in the US, but here with such amount of cans you could get around maybe 15-20 euros give or take if he went to exchange 'em.

Where I live, recycling is pretty much expected. It's kind of annoying because if the trash people hear recycling, they won't take it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Alright. For once instead of directly belittling Bob, I'm going to instead give him some sound advice.

Bob, stay off camera. Seriously. You aren't good looking in any capacity. Stop posting pictures of yourself doing stupid poses with your autistic facial expressions. Stop getting on camera for your videos. Just stop. Be a faceless personality.

Or at least get some kind of jowl/cheek surgery to fill out your facelines. A person should not look both gaunt and fat at the same time. Also, ditch the Mario blazer. With that color scheme, it makes you look like a photo negative of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[kadoink]

Bob looks like the one fat kid at school who sat in a corner muttering about how much smarter he was than everyone else while he picked his nose and drank mountain dew. Now he's made a career out of it. If he wasn't such a negative whiny prick I'd say he could have a redemption arc, but he's got the personality of an STD, the brains of a rat, and a body only a maggot could love.