Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A girl paid attention to him!

Get your bets in now for his heartattack. I've got 2-1 odds it's by the end of the week!

Come now @Flexo, Bob’s survived GobbledyGook, being fired twice, and having to throw his friend under the bus to show he’s a good ally. I think he can handle this.

Also, he seems to show a lot more interest in stink ditches than real baby makers so there’s that. Remember the hover hand pic?

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

Alright. For once instead of directly belittling Bob, I'm going to instead give him some sound advice.

Bob, stay off camera. Seriously. You aren't good looking in any capacity. Stop posting pictures of yourself doing stupid poses with your autistic facial expressions. Stop getting on camera for your videos. Just stop. Be a faceless personality.

The superior future is apparently being in your thirties but looking like you are pushing 60.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

At least he’s not the man child like you.

Really buddy, how come their ratings are shit right now?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It's remarkable how little people like Bob actually listen to Trump speak instead of just giving reactions to reactions to reactions to reactions.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

At least he’s not the man child like you.
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Wow, Trump takes a dinner with royalty kind of seriously. How horrible of him. Why can't he be more like Bob who would throw a temper tantrum because the Queen isn't interested in discussing why Princess Peach treats Mario like shit?

 

[thismanlies]

At least he’s not the man child like you.

>That's the face of a six year old whose mom is gonna belt him senseless if he doesn't behave at dinner.

Bob's thread wouldn't be a fraction of what it is today if he ever got a good belting as a child.

 

[Ken Rosenberg]

No one wants to hear your sexual fantasies, Bob.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

Bob's discussing the advantages of licking corporate's boots because it panders to muh LGBT demographic. You sure are winning by perpetuating the supremacy of corporations and doing exactly what they want you to do. Do this stupid fuck really thinks that corporations are "bending the knee" to do this shit instead of being a classic example of capitalism adapting itself to survive? You are not winning Bob, corporations will fuck you in the ass as always just with a rainbow in the logo

 

[Jack Awful]

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Bob's discussing the advantages of licking corporate's boots because it panders to muh LGBT demographic. You sure are winning by perpetuating the supremacy of corporations and doing exactly what they want you to do. Do this stupid fuck really thinks that corporations are "bending the knee" to do this shit instead of being a classic example of capitalism adapting itself to survive? You are not winning Bob, corporations will fuck you in the ass as always just with a rainbow in the logo

This is peak Bob.
Like how he acts like Disney can do no wrong because they made Black Panther and Captain Marvel.

 

[BubbleButt]

Come now @Flexo, Bob’s survived GobbledyGook, being fired twice, and having to throw his friend under the bus to show he’s a good ally. I think he can handle this.

Also, he seems to show a lot more interest in stink ditches than real baby makers so there’s that. Remember the hover hand pic?

Maybe he's just physically disgusted by women and that's why he won't touch them.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Forget Bob and his robo-autist speech he pretends is human. Who the fuck are the 182 retards that liked this tweet? Please tell me they are bots.

 

[Absolutego]

Forget Bob and his robo-autist speech he pretends is human. Who the fuck are the 182 exceptional individuals that liked this tweet? Please tell me they are bots.

I imagine a lot of Bob's fanbase who follow him on twitter don't actually read his needlessly convoluted autism, they just click "like" as they scroll through their feed.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

At least he’s not the man child like you.
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Really buddy, how come their ratings are shit right now?
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"Why doesn't he "act up" like he does on Twitter."
Says the guy that was such a little shit, he proudly admits being kicked out of therapy and school. It's amazing that an adult push 40 thinks throwing a temper tantrum is a tactic to get out of something you don't want to do. You know what adults do? Tolerate things they don't like doing. You know what adults don't do? Sit in a corner hunched over on their cellphone tweeting in order to avoid actual contact with real human beings.

A company that OWNS a NEWS organization that publishes the TRUTH. As someone that loudly speaks out against "fascism" and "Nazis", if he lived in German during the Third Reich, he would be first in line to sign up for the SS.

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Bob's discussing the advantages of licking corporate's boots because it panders to muh LGBT demographic. You sure are winning by perpetuating the supremacy of corporations and doing exactly what they want you to do. Do this stupid fuck really thinks that corporations are "bending the knee" to do this shit instead of being a classic example of capitalism adapting itself to survive? You are not winning Bob, corporations will fuck you in the ass as always just with a rainbow in the logo

Obligated to bend the knee. My theory is that MovieBob is so autistic he actually thinks real life is like a movie. In the movies, the person/group that obligates other people/groups to bend the knee ARE THE BAD GUYS!

Claire Willett: Nobody hates you. I don't know you. Judging by your profile pic, you're fat, so that's all I know about you. Stop making life an us vs. them scenario. Why do you want to be pandered to? How do you pander to people that hate you? "Fuck Fatties; Drink Bud".

This is peak Bob.
Like how he acts like Disney can do no wrong because they made Black Panther and Captain Marvel.

Well Disney created the first black and woman protagonists in the history of cinema.

Maybe he's just physically disgusted by women and that's why he won't touch them.

I think he's definitely straight. He's said some weird, creepy, sexual shit back in the day even though he's a male feminist. I think he thinks if he so much as touch a woman, he'll turn into a Toxic Masculinity Rapist like some sort of werewolf.
Imagine MovieBob touching that fair lady and running out of the hotel room heading to a phone booth:

Forget Bob and his robo-autist speech he pretends is human. Who the fuck are the 182 exceptional individuals that liked this tweet? Please tell me they are bots.

The 182 likes are probably some dysfunctional AI. People at MIT are scratching their head wondering what line of code they fuck up making it's "intelligence" agree with the mentality of an 8 year old.

 

[RedAntz]

Bob going on a little rant about why a straight pride parade is dangerous and would be damaging to the minorities. Once again Bob shows his grasp of the First Amendment to be sketchy, since he thinks it is okay to deny permits because fight may break out from disagreement over speech. Or that Right Wing Death Squads will come down on the town for an event that will probably be very sparsely attended. I also don't see any evidence that August 31 is "college move in weekend" as Bob claims. Most of the colleges I looked at actually start a week earlier, and in any case the route doesn't go near any major University areas.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Maybe he's just physically disgusted by women and that's why he won't touch them.

Ultimate plot twist!

Bob's secretly a huge misogynist and wants to show all those stupid women and their horrid vaginas that men can make a hoo-haa far better than theirs and wear it better to boot! That'll learn 'em for butting in and ruining his video games!

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Bob going on a little rant about why a straight pride parade is dangerous and would be damaging to the minorities. Once again Bob shows his grasp of the First Amendment to be sketchy, since he thinks it is okay to deny permits because fight may break out from disagreement over speech. Or that Right Wing Death Squads will come down on the town for an event that will probably be very sparsely attended. I also don't see any evidence that August 31 is "college move in weekend" as Bob claims. Most of the colleges I looked at actually start a week earlier, and in any case the route doesn't go near any major University areas.

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Holy shit. All that fear mongering for basically a symbolic parade, on one day, on one street, in one city, in one state, in one country, and that is a threat to everybody in the world. Oh, boohoo, millennials have to deal with traffic in a city during "move-in weekend". How many of these pampered kids participated during senior skip day?

The reason their is such a thing as "straight pride parade" is because of your ideology's nonsense.

This is just MovieBob's fanfic of real life. Pitiful.

 

[Rei is shit]

Really buddy, how come their ratings are shit right now?
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Movieblob "there are no bad tactics* only bad targets" chipman

*except when OBSOLETE mayonaise-ghoul orange man does it then the target is irrelavent (because the tactic is bad by "default")

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob going on a little rant about why a straight pride parade is dangerous and would be damaging to the minorities. Once again Bob shows his grasp of the First Amendment to be sketchy, since he thinks it is okay to deny permits because fight may break out from disagreement over speech. Or that Right Wing Death Squads will come down on the town for an event that will probably be very sparsely attended. I also don't see any evidence that August 31 is "college move in weekend" as Bob claims. Most of the colleges I looked at actually start a week earlier, and in any case the route doesn't go near any major University areas.

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Most colleges I know start classes long before August 31. This means that move in weekend tends to be a little earlier as well.

Bob, why can't you just be honest and say you don't want the parade to happen because you disagree with it? Why do you have to lie and construct this false narrative to try and justify why it shouldn't happen?

 

[BubbleButt]

What are the chances this parade is an OK-sign white supremacy gesture tier gayop from redchannit?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Most colleges I know start classes long before August 31. This means that move in weekend tends to be a little earlier as well.

Bob, why can't you just be honest and say you don't want the parade to happen because you disagree with it? Why do you have to lie and construct this false narrative to try and justify why it shouldn't happen?

because bob doesn't have a honest bone in his body. Or any bone for that matter, he's held up entirely by layers of fat