Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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How the fuck Bob can make a video of 8 minutes without saying nothing of substance?
Also, new Tifa looks hotter. Fight me
Is Tifa even censored? I hear people keep saying that but she doesn't look much different from her last 3d appearance in 2011. They just added a black sports bra. I don't think they actually shrunk her boobs or anything.

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Not at all. But i don't know why, some people think she's been censored because she looks "somewhat" different and SJWs hate her too for obvious reasons.

Will you also be able to find her special underwear in the remake?
Here's /v/ overly autistic explanation of it.
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Here's /v/ overly autistic explanation of it.
Huh, autism aside I could see where they're coming from. It's a similar issue to when people redesign old superheroes to remove their trunks and end up taking away what used to break up the colors, Superman having an overpowering amount of blue without them. Tifa's changes are small but end up making her look too complex next to her peers on top of throwing off her color scheme.

That makes more sense that dumb arguing over "hurr durr small titty" when there doesn't appear to be much difference there one way or the other.
 
Huh, autism aside I could see where they're coming from. It's a similar issue to when people redesign old superheroes to remove their trunks and end up taking away what used to break up the colors, Superman having an overpowering amount of blue without them. Tifa's changes are small but end up making her look too complex next to her peers on top of throwing off her color scheme.

That makes more sense that dumb arguing over "hurr durr small titty" when there doesn't appear to be much difference there one way or the other.
I think the REEEEE Censorship whining comes from the fact she doesn't have the giant Lara Croft triangle titties. Which was due to a limitation of the game's technology. Her remastered design still has a huge rack and these KiA spergs would know that if they actually spent time with real women.
 
I think the REEEEE Censorship whining comes from the fact she doesn't have the giant Lara Croft triangle titties. Which was due to a limitation of the game's technology. Her remastered design still has a huge rack and these KiA spergs would know that if they actually spent time with real women.

It'snot just KIA dumbasses that think her chest is smaller, some people just had a very inflated idea of how busty she was thanks to the wonky AMVs in the original.
 
Here's /v/ overly autistic explanation of it.
Now, I don't want to sound like a crazy person or anything and I will preface this by saying that I don't care about anything related to Final Fantasy, but I think that all the FF fans out there should just be happy that they (Square Enix?) didn't make this Tifa girl a black tranny.
 
Now, I don't want to sound like a crazy person or anything and I will preface this by saying that I don't care about anything related to Final Fantasy, but I think that all the FF fans out there should just be happy that they (Square Enix?) didn't make this Tifa girl a black tranny.
Got that meme too.

Heck even the Federalist commented on it.
 
On the male side of things, Jimmy Olsen on Supergirl is played by a black man.
On the male side, aside from Wally West, Lex, and Archie(dyed hair), it feels like there's more brown/blonde actors playing male red heads without actually changing their hair. The Osborns, Eddie Brock, Elongated Man, Matt Murdock.
 
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Today is a good day to remember that Bob would have been a loyalist if he were alive back then.
Might explain why his branch of the family doesn't have your expected Mayflower money. That and his ancestor being a big enough tard to fall off the ship.

Gotta be some reason those Chipmans defy compound interest and live in Lynn.
 
Might explain why his branch of the family doesn't have your expected Mayflower money. That and his ancestor being a big enough tard to fall off the ship.

Gotta be some reason those Chipmans defy compound interest and live in Lynn.
Bob can trace his ancestry back to the Mayflower? I just assumed that his ancestors were just common potato famine/industrial revolution era Irish immigrants.
 
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Bob can trace his ancestry back to the Mayflower? I just assumed that his ancestors were just common potato famine/industrial revolution era Irish immigrants.
It's something he claims to "humble" himself along with the "and he fell off the boat once they got there" bit, no idea if it's true. Bob sometimes makes these strange claims like "I live in the most racist state NOT filled with deplorables." which never make sense to outsiders.

My best guess is the Mayflower thing is more a weird Appeal to Authority where he thinks that gives him some elevated status instead of the reality of no one giving a shit.
 
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