Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Can you imagine the poor sob who has to sit next to Blob on an airplane headed to SDCC? The stink, the rotting diabetic flesh, plus his fat spilling over onto the adjoining seats while he scarfs down gross snacks and food.

I always dread being stuck next to fat people on a flight. It’s the worst experience, plus if you’re a woman, you have to deal with Blob’s creepiness and/or misogyny if you reject him.

 

[instythot]

Uh, Judiasm isn't an ethnicity/race. It's a religion, the older cousin of the one Bob loses his fedora over endlessly.

Why would he not think Judiasm isn't such a great thing?

Geez... and the second part of that. Gutting the previously strong rust belt economy is something for the people there to pretend to be upset about for 25 ish years?

I, for one, would love to see Robert of Insulin take up a prominent advisory position for his chosen political team to watch that campaign crash harder than... say... a man running in a pro brexit party in a brexit election who makes his campaign about the right to tweet about rape and not be called a rape enthusiast instead of brexit

 

[LordofCringe7206]

“Notice me Seth Rogen!”
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First of all I have no idea where the hell he got this urban legend from. I can't find anything even remotely resembling it online.

Second, this film idea didn't sound too bad up until you got to the alligator part. However, there's an overabundance of these types of programming in media right now. Exploring the drug world of the 70's and 80's. Plenty of films and TV shows are doing it, and a lot of them haven't been that interesting or have been able to turn a profit.

 

[Mola Ram]

First of all I have no idea where the hell he got this urban legend from. I can't find anything even remotely resembling it online.

Second, this film idea didn't sound too bad up until you got to the alligator part. However, there's an overabundance of these types of programming in media right now. Exploring the drug world of the 70's and 80's. Plenty of films and TV shows are doing it, and a lot of them haven't been that interesting or have been able to turn a profit.

Besides, if Bob really wanted to get the attention of a stoner moron who might actually be desperate enough or lacking in judgment enough to take him seriously, he'd have directed this at Kevin Smith.

 

[Flexo]

First of all I have no idea where the hell he got this urban legend from. I can't find anything even remotely resembling it online.

Second, this film idea didn't sound too bad up until you got to the alligator part. However, there's an overabundance of these types of programming in media right now. Exploring the drug world of the 70's and 80's. Plenty of films and TV shows are doing it, and a lot of them haven't been that interesting or have been able to turn a profit.

I could swear I remember something similar from the 80s but i won't place money on it.

Still, I could see a kernal of a good idea being fleshed out of Bob's proposal, but you know he's one of those guys who would never accept any criticism of his work.

"This joke here in act 4 is killing your story momentum and doesn't even make sense given previous information."
"Guh, you just don't understand my superior writing techniques you stupid idiot."

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I could swear I remember something similar from the 80s but i won't place money on it.

Still, I could see a kernal of a good idea being fleshed out of Bob's proposal, but you know he's one of those guys who would never accept any criticism of his work.

"This joke here in act 4 is killing your story momentum and doesn't even make sense given previous information."
"Guh, you just don't understand my superior writing techniques you stupid idiot."

1980 Robert Forster film Alligator little girl's dad flushes the baby gator she brought home from a trip from Florida. Now in the Sewers the gator survived off dead animal bodies it found in the there turns out the animals were being dumped there by a company doing illegal growth hormone experiments on them making the gator huge.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Shilling for Ilhan Omar.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Shilling for Ilhan Omar.
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If socialism ever does occur in America, I hope the first thing that happens is YouTube is deleted and all previous stars start working warehouse jobs.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

If socialism ever does occur in America, I hope the first thing that happens is YouTube is deleted and all previous stars start working warehouse jobs.

My bet is that they would definetly be the first ones lined for the firing squad. Remember that the revolution kills first its children and then anyone who dares question them. Because once the new system is established you need as much stability as you can get, so you have to kill all the jerkoffs with their own interests pulling your attention to ten different directions.

Culture critics, actors, social media enterpreneurs... They don't realize it but they are giving their executioner the axe with which they will be killed.

 

[pawgchamp]

My bet is that they would definetly be the first ones lined for the firing squad. Remember that the revolution kills first its children and then anyone who dares question them. Because once the new system is established you need as much stability as you can get, so you have to kill all the jerkoffs with their own interests pulling your attention to ten different directions.

Culture critics, actors, social media enterpreneurs... They don't realize it but they are giving their executioner the axe with which they will be killed.

calm down man. we just want some healthcare. (ok maybe i want to kill my bitch ass landlord but thats beside the point)

 

[Arctic Fox]

From being misinformed about politics...
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...to making inaccurate predictions.
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Bob. Bob Bob Bob... Dude. People like you, are far more of an obstacle to human society than the people who work their fingers to the bone every day.
You make YouTube videos. Your asshole doesn't smell better than anyone else's.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Your asshole doesn't smell better than anyone else's.

Problem is that he thinks his ass smells better than their asses just because he doesn't work his hands to the bone. I already said it in another thread, but too many people have this mentality of "manual labour is for chumps and dumb people" and they feel inheritly proud and superior than a tradesman just for having a white collar job or some jerkoff gig on the internet like Bob has while ignoring the fact that if one day he dissapeared, it would be absolutely irrelevant for anyone except us, and only because we laugh at him.

This combined with his unrelenting and pure hatred for his political opponents not only makes him feel superior, but objectively better than others in every sense of the word.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I just like him approving someone talking about patriotism and upholding the constitution when the Superior Future has an one world government and America is a thing of the past.

Why does Bob even bother pretending? It's not like believing America needs to end is an unusual opinion in woke circles.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

You've got to be one dumb motherfucker to believe the GOP is incapable of summoning a shit tsunami on four loud, ignorant brown commie broads.

They're probably sitting on a photo of Uncle Joe sniffing Comrade Horseteeth's hair and waiting for November.

 

[cypocryphy]

I just like him approving someone talking about patriotism and upholding the constitution when the Superior Future has an one world government and America is a thing of the past.

Why does Bob even bother pretending? It's not like believing America needs to end is an unusual opinion in woke circles.

A left-leaning "WOC" said it though...therefore Bob must agree.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I think he worked at a Blockbuster for awhile.

He'd be the guy that gives opinions and spoilers on everything you rent.

Those dishes remind me of some of the disgusting foods that the characters from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia have cooked up, particularly Rum Ham and M!lk Steak.

I'm reminded of Vicar of Dibley. I think the reactions he gets are the same as well.

 

[RockVolnutt]

A left-leaning "WOC" said it though...therefore Bob must agree.

Bob does it a lot independent of that. He does the "Real American" shtick and then goes back to the Superior Future while never addressing this.

The closest was him saying he wants national identity reduced to the same status as sports teams....however you want to take that.

 

[instythot]

Those dishes remind me of some of the disgusting foods that the characters from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia have cooked up, particularly Rum Ham and M!lk Steak.

Come on, man. If Bob were more discriminating about what he eats, he wouldn't be Robert of Insulin

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob does it a lot independent of that. He does the "Real American" shtick and then goes back to the Superior Future while never addressing this.

The closest was him saying he wants national identity reduced to the same status as sports teams....however you want to take that.

Well, not a surprise. I bet that he would also ride the bandwagon of "Jesus would aid all these illegal inmigrants" as long as one of his sacred cows spouted that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob at comic con and Jesus he still looks like a sperm whale stuck in a tent.

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And another one here.

As a side note, he still consider’s the new Godzilla movie a masterpiece.

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Cats sperging.

And here’s his daily repeat of how Trump supporters are irredeemable.

And says he’s wishes his dad were still alive to see Top Gun: Maverick.