Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

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This made me laugh, but probably not in the way he intended.

No Bob. Eating a quarter of your body weight in Canadian bacon doesn’t count.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Triggered by Boris Johnson!
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You’re...not smart? You literally waste your life making unf

"Child Concentration Camps" so what do we do with the Children that illegally immigrate, either on their own, or with known Coyotes? Just give them a pat on their back and leave them on their way?



OK, lets forget the Chinese concentration camps for muslims, lets forget the fact that many Chinese people are racist and xenophobic as fuck. Lets forget the government that keeps a tight grasp on the internet. Lets forget the fact that China has been using its military power to back up North Korea. Lets focus on what Bob has said: tech and media money goes mostly into the hands of higher up government officials, and a lot of their advancements comes from straight up stealing other nations products. Young billionaires happen in many different places, and they are the outlier, the nation is mostly poor people. Railways are overcrowded and supercities are fucking horrible for the environment, for the people living inside the cities, and for the people in the surrounding area as they have to feed those cities. Oh and a space program that hasn't even reached the moon, while NASA pines about Mars. OK. Also, is Bob really arguing that jobs in China are better? The place where they have to install suicide nets on their factories to stop people from killing themselves? And China's drug of choice is heroin. You don't hear about it because the Chinese government doesn't like to talk about it.

Not to mention china’s also illegally manipulating their currency and their entire economy is a fragile house of cards. The only people who have money are party elites and everyone else is worked like a dog. You’re nothing to the party, not an individual, just meat for the grinder so Winnie the Pooh can look like he’s running a powerful country and not one massive concentration camp.

What an idiot thing to say by Blobb. As stupid as he is he knows China is awful.

 

[Useless Idiot]

I'd just like to point out that the "Boosty Boy" guy that Bob and his idiot white knight are condescendingly talking down to is the regional editor for a magazine in Hong Kong. So a bunch of privileged American morons are telling someone actually living under the Chinese government that the US is just as bad as China.

Ocasio Cortez's concentration camp comments really broke some peoples' brains where they can no longer tell the difference between an immigration detention facility where people have access to legal resources and a reeducation camp directly meant to obliterate an ethnic minority. Then they go and lecture people actually living in countries with no-shit concentration camps about how ICE facilities are basically the same thing lmao

 

[Lensherr]

Is it just me, or has Bob been getting more and more unhinged as of late? Between his latest tweets and him claiming earlier this year that he somehow earned a Star Trek-style utopia that is being denied to him by Trump voters, his grasp on reality has been getting progressively more loose.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is it just me, or has Bob been getting more and more unhinged as of late? Between his latest tweets and him claiming earlier this year that he somehow earned a Star Trek-style utopia that is being denied to him by Trump voters, his grasp on reality has been getting progressively more loose.

Could be he knows that if the Escapist has another round of layoffs (assuming it survives at all) he's almost certainly on the chopping block.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is it just me, or has Bob been getting more and more unhinged as of late? Between his latest tweets and him claiming earlier this year that he somehow earned a Star Trek-style utopia that is being denied to him by Trump voters, his grasp on reality has been getting progressively more loose.

It’s more funny to think he earned his Star Trek-style utopia when he has done the following:

• Endlessly rambling about how evil white heterosexual men, particularly white wingers, are in the world.
• Got fired for refusing his boss’s orders to shut up during a stupid internet slap fight.
• Contracted diabetes from endlessly eating greasy cheeseburgers and drinking Mountain Dew.
• Wrote a shitty memoir about Super Mario Brothers 3 where he goes off topic to talk about his daddy issues and high school problems, as well as worshipping Mario as his idol.
• Has a subpar channel with only 150K subscribers and his only famous video is him whining about Adam Sandler movie.
• Aggressively whines about James Gunn getting fired and acting smug when he got rehired and acted like he made it happened.
• And most important of it, accusing Trump and Brett Kavanaugh of sexism and rape, when he himself defend and covered up the allegations on his buddy, fellow neckbeard Devin Faraci.

This, my niggas, is the true markings of a stupid man.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So a bunch of privileged American morons are telling someone actually living under the Chinese government that the US is just as bad as China.

Nothing we haven't seen before. They have told Venezuelans that they are not living in a oppressive society that is crumbling away and oppressed minorities in muslim countries that they hate muslims because they are racist and not because they are persecuted. It truly speaks volumes about how deeply ignorant they are.

It’s more funny to think he earned his Star Trek-style utopia when he has done the following:

• Endlessly rambling about how evil white heterosexual men, particularly white wingers, are in the world.
• Got fired for refusing his boss’s orders to shut up during a stupid internet slap fight.
• Contracted diabetes from endlessly eating greasy cheeseburgers and drinking Mountain Dew.
• Wrote a shitty memoir about Super Mario Brothers 3 where he goes off topic to talk about his daddy issues and high school problems, as well as worshipping Mario as his idol.
• Has a subpar channel with only 150K subscribers and his only famous video is him whining about Adam Sandler movie.
• Aggressively whines about James Gunn getting fired and acting smug when he got rehired and acted like he made it happened.
• And most important of it, accusing Trump and Brett Kavanaugh of sexism and rape, when he himself defend and covered up the allegations on his buddy, fellow neckbeard Devin Faraci.

This, my niggas, is the true markings of a stupid man.

Truly the deeds of a man that has shown us his nobility and power. Such gleaming beacon for hope and superiority in the world is nearly comparable to Ellito Rodger being the image of power and supremacy.

Jokes aside, what deranged idea has Bob about how the future has to be? Because he's way back in time if he believes still in flying cars and super sciency stuff. And even more that he would still have a place in that future aside of being Soylent Green.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jokes aside, what deranged idea has Bob about how the future has to be? Because he's way back in time if he believes still in flying cars and super sciency stuff. And even more that he would still have a place in that future aside of being Soylent Green.
. It truly speaks volumes about how deeply ignorant they are.

My guess would be from his terrible Terminator pitch right here.

Basically, it would be a post-labor, technocratic, utopia were merit would be judged solely on intelligence and creativity, which Bob severely lacks, while physically strength becomes irrelevant, hence white collar heterosexual men become oppressed.

This right here reminds me of Hitler’s relation with then Jews and put them in concentration camps. Also, it stems from his extreme hatred of those people because they allegedly bullied him during school.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Ocasio Cortez's concentration camp comments really broke some peoples' brains where they can no longer tell the difference between an immigration detention facility where people have access to legal resources and a reeducation camp directly meant to obliterate an ethnic minority. Then they go and lecture people actually living in countries with no-shit concentration camps about how ICE facilities are basically the same thing lmao

Years ago I remember watching an episode of Penn & Teller Bullshit! where one of the people they had on summed this entire subject up nicely: you have a generation of Americans that don't know real suffering, pain or evil. They weren't around to see things like Nazi Germany or the horrors that Communism brought to the world.

So now they like to equate the most mundane shit to actual tragedies that have hurt people. Because they don't understand the true horrors of those tragedies, or because they are maliciously stupid to the point that they can't understand.

Could be he knows that if the Escapist has another round of layoffs (assuming it survives at all) he's almost certainly on the chopping block.

So his strategy for keeping his job is to act even more like an unstable lunatic when he knows his employers are likely on the lookout for a reason to cut him?

 

[Useless Idiot]

Is it just me, or has Bob been getting more and more unhinged as of late?

This might just be recency bias. You have to remember this is the man saying he yearned for a world where the reputation of eugenics hadn't been damaged by the Nazis...and he said that 7 years ago. He said we should stop treating Trump supporters like human beings in January of 2018.

He's been consistently unhinged for the better part of a decade which is why it's so goddamn funny when he claims that his latest unhinged remark was just a "joke" that people misinterpreted. He's been saying the exact same shit for 8 years and still doesn't understand why people don't accept his claims that he's "just joking" every time he makes a bizarre crypto-fascist comment that he later tries to play off as "lol just kidding"

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So now they like to equate the most mundane shit to actual tragedies that have hurt people. Because they don't understand the true horrors of those tragedies, or because they are maliciously stupid to the point that they can't understand.

So pretty much first world problems. Well, quite expected since they haven't know any kind of struggle in their lives. I know this might be full Fight Club bullshit, but not many of them have gotten into a fight or lost one, haven't made anything with their hands, hasn't worried about making end's meat, hasn't gone hungry for a single day or has been worried about a dear relative or even more important, their child's situation. They don't know that life is unpleasant and brutal, and so they revolt when the world doesn't accomodate them.

Basically, it would be a post-labor, technocratic, utopia were merit would be judged solely on intelligence and creativity, which Bob severely lacks, while physically strength becomes irrelevant, hence white collar heterosexual men become oppressed.

It is amazing how Bob is so deluded that he doesn't realize that there are certain works that cannot be covered by a machine, therefore the human component will never be capable of being replaced.

Also, if he thinks intelligence and creativity would be valued avobe all else, Bob would be in to be one of the Untermensch.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

No Bob. Eating a quarter of your body weight in Canadian bacon doesn’t count.

On behalf of all Canadians everywhere, we sincerely admire your interest. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team.

Also, Dankula is going Spankula on Cellulose Robert -

 

[Mr. Duck]

I wish someone replied to him with one of his more recent derranged tweets every time he comes with the bullshit excuse of "IT WAS JUST AN OLD JOKE TAKEN OUT OF CANTHEXT".

 

[Mola Ram]

I wish someone replied to him with one of his more recent derranged tweets every time he comes with the bullshit excuse of "IT WAS JUST AN OLD JOKE TAKEN OUT OF CANTHEXT".

I really don't get how he thinks he can play off the eugenics stuff as some sort of one-off joke from years ago when literally every other tweet on his feed refers to giant swathes of the US as less than human.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I wish someone replied to him with one of his more recent derranged tweets every time he comes with the bullshit excuse of "IT WAS JUST AN OLD JOKE TAKEN OUT OF CANTHEXT".

I thought Cellulose Robert was part of the pile of idiots claiming that no amount of context saved Dankula?

 

[DK 699]

Why does this fat bastard even have white knights?

Because middle schoolers exist?

Years ago I remember watching an episode of Penn & Teller Bullshit! where one of the people they had on summed this entire subject up nicely: you have a generation of Americans that don't know real suffering, pain or evil. They weren't around to see things like Nazi Germany or the horrors that Communism brought to the world.

So now they like to equate the most mundane shit to actual tragedies that have hurt people. Because they don't understand the true horrors of those tragedies, or because they are maliciously stupid to the point that they can't understand.

"This is our World War Two." - Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on climate change (2019)

 

[elder god]

I still can’t believe bob unironically used the “i was only pretending to be retarded” excuse. For someone so fat, bob has some ridiculously thin skin.

 

[Mola Ram]

I still can’t believe bob unironically used the “i was only pretending to be exceptional” excuse. For someone so fat, bob has some ridiculously thin skin.

Not surprising, there's only so much skin you can stretch over that beachball shape.

 

[Rei is shit]

You can tell how mad his is by the 3min delay for the second tweet.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

You can tell how mad his is by the 3min delay for the second tweet.
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Well whatever you were paid Bob, it certainly wasn't a lot since you are still living in the basement of a family members home.