Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Dredd]

Why does this fat bastard even have white knights?

My guess. Deranged Nintendo fans.

There was a few of them back in the Game Overthinker days. People who bought into the theory that anyone who wasn't worshiping at the alter of Miyamoto and Iwata was a dudebro playing nothing but Call of Duty and Madden in between drinking Mountain Dew and collecting DUIs.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

A "YouTube movie reviewer" contributes nothing of value to the survival of society, unlike "dying industries" like truckers, factory workers, or farmers.

The only reason Bob can live off YouTube is because of capitalism. If his communist uprising happened tomorrow, he'd be forced to work in the fields, or killed.

I think this is my favorite thing about bob. He thinks the only things of value to a society are art and science. If you listen to bob for more than 5 seconds you know he has not idea what wither of those actually entail. Or what it takes to keep human civilization running. Not the ability to produce food, fix roads, repair things when they break. He seems to think science will make machines to do all that stuff for him. So he can sit on his fat ass and make "art" aka shitty movie reviews. He's so narcissistic he really believes he would be at the top of this society and not dead in a mass grave because he can't contribute anything to it.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Someone needs to show that fat ass Bob some of the videos on YouTube of Soviet Era Supermarkets and then Russian Supermarkets today and let him see how wonderful communism is vs capitalism.

 

[Mola Ram]

Someone needs to show that fat ass Bob some of the videos on YouTube of Soviet Era Supermarkets and then Russian Supermarkets today and let him see how wonderful communism is vs capitalism.

Someone needs to beat Bob with a sack of doorknobs and cover him in powdered sugar.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Someone needs to beat Bob with a sack of doorknobs and cover him in powdered sugar.

Well that goes without saying. If he ever went to summer camp as a kid I hope the other kids saw Full Metal Jacket.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well that goes without saying. If he ever went to summer camp as a kid I hope the other kids saw Full Metal Jacket.

"HI...FRIENDO. I ... AM ... IN A WORLD OF GOOMBAS."

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

My guess. Deranged Nintendo fans.

There was a few of them back in the Game Overthinker days. People who bought into the theory that anyone who wasn't worshiping at the alter of Miyamoto and Iwata was a dudebro playing nothing but Call of Duty and Madden in between drinking Mountain Dew and collecting DUIs.

To my everlasting shame I was once one of those people

 

[DogEatDogFood]

But muh obsoletes are mean to muh minorities and don't allow me to go to spaceship

 

[CharlesBarkley]

But muh obsoletes are mean to muh minorities and don't allow me to go to spaceship

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"But but but... I helped with making you aware about marvel movies!!" - Bob Chipman crying out before him, his fat brother and thier family are lined up against a wall and shot.

 

[Jack Awful]

"I'm from Boston, we stand up for ourselves and fight"
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Orange man saddam
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This shit pisses me off. If Trump is as bad as Bob says, Bob should be organizing a coup, but he isn't because life under Trump is more or less the exact same as any other president and Bob just likes to whine.

 

[Rei is shit]

DSA twitter is once again getting under his skin

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob think he’s a minority is laughable considering he isn’t one.

 

[instythot]

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Bob Chipman, avian expert.

Of course this is fully exceptional. Anyone who has spent time at beaches knows that gulls are the most opportunistic feeders of all time. A gull hunting live prey on land is perfectly normal behavior. They eat mice and rats all the time, and a minature chihuahua is basically a rat.

There are no seagulls in the sand levels of Mario games

 

[thismanlies]

Bob think he’s a minority is laughable considering he isn’t one.

He is a minority. He’s too white to be white. He’s a mayonnaise ghoul.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Reading these posts I think what bothers Bob most is anything which disrupts his self indentity as astute gentleman with blue collar roots. Us he can write off as trash but when Twitter calls him out the reality of Bob as a stupid facist with cringey beliefs begins to catch up with his self-perception.

 

[Jack Awful]

DSA twitter is once again getting under his skin
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It's a problem when it's this easy to turn Moviebob's quotes into Neo Nazi rhetoric.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's a problem when it's this easy to turn Moviebob's quotes into Neo Nazi rhetoric.
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Same if you replace “Jews” with “Niggers.”

“White people like me are evil!”

Original cartoon:

Showing how impressively dumb he is at politics.

The fuck did this dumbass say?

Easy Bob, you gotta make room for your Disney/MCU collection.

And here’s this dumb shit.

 

[Jack Awful]

And here’s this dumb shit.
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So, an organization that uses Soviet propaganda-style art as a Twitter banner is trying to remove violent, dangerous ideologies from video games...
Good luck with that.

 

[Mola Ram]

So, an organization that uses Soviet propaganda-style art as a Twitter banner is trying to remove violent, dangerous ideologies from video games...
Good luck with that.
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The "Soviet worker's fist clutching a controller" logo is so fucking retarded it's almost endearing.

 

[Jack Awful]

The "Soviet worker's fist clutching a controller" logo is so fucking exceptional it's almost endearing.

If you can afford to live in San Francisco and go to GDC, you're not oppressed.

I also found this as a reply, and I'm in tears: