Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If you can afford to live in San Francisco and go to GDC, you're not oppressed.

I also found this as a reply, and I'm in tears:
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The best part is thinking all the hoops you'd have to jump through in order to be a "gamer" in an anarchist "society". Securing the electricity, protecting yourself in the middle of all this, all the stuff you'd need for the production of more games, etc.
 
The fuck did this dumbass say?
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I think he's comparing the Hiroshima nuking to Trump's presidency.

So, an organization that uses Soviet propaganda-style art as a Twitter banner is trying to remove violent, dangerous ideologies from video games...
Good luck with that.
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Finally, a socialist movement that won't line Bob up against the wall and shoot him with the Glorious Revolution (TM) is complete!
...or maybe it will. Take a look at the skin colors of those fists. Not a single flabby, pasty white one among them.
 
I think he's comparing the Hiroshima nuking to Trump's presidency.


Finally, a socialist movement that won't line Bob up against the wall and shoot him with the Glorious Revolution (TM) is complete!
...or maybe it will. Take a look at the skin colors of those fists. Not a single flabby, pasty white one among them.
It's a socialist movement that will have its members all lined up against the wall once its goals are reached.
 
GAMERS RISE UP...
My sides my sides...
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Yuo call me a monster... why? Because I'm gamer who slonks Gang weed and reveals societies lies? I'm not the monster... yuo are! For years yuo guys, the obsolete Drumpfkkkt-loving mayonnaise ghouls of society, have oppressed us gamers for our intellectual superiority and our love of the Walt Disney Corporation. Because of you girls like Veronica and Anita-sama have turned down gentlemen atheist gamer nice guys like me for obsolete mayonnaise jocks like Chad. Because of you I have been forced to pray to our lord and savior Mickey Mouse (PBUH) in secret. Because of you I have been denied the Star Trek replicator/GF factory that would liberate me from my inceldom. Yuo may laugh now, but my film reviews will shake society to it's foundation... then yuo will see what happens when a gamer rises up.
 
Finally, a socialist movement that won't line Bob up against the wall and shoot him with the Glorious Revolution (TM) is complete!
...or maybe it will. Take a look at the skin colors of those fists. Not a single flabby, pasty white one among them.

Come The Revolution, Bob is definitely going up against the wall, because all the useful idiots do. Remember: if you can use them, other people can too.
 
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Yuo call me a monster... why? Because I'm gamer who slonks Gang weed and reveals societies lies? I'm not the monster... yuo are! For years yuo guys, the obsolete Drumpfkkkt-loving mayonnaise ghouls of society, have oppressed us gamers for our intellectual superiority and our love of the Walt Disney Corporation. Because of you girls like Veronica and Anita-sama have turned down gentlemen atheist gamer nice guys like me for obsolete mayonnaise jocks like Chad. Because of you I have been forced to pray to our lord and savior Mickey Mouse (PBUH) in secret. Because of you I have been denied the Star Trek replicator/GF factory that would liberate me from my inceldom. Yuo may laugh now, but my film reviews will shake society to it's foundation... then yuo will see what happens when a gamer rises up.
Knowing Bob, his gamers rise up rant would be this long and as incomprehensible
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EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS NAZI
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So, an organization that uses Soviet propaganda-style art as a Twitter banner is trying to remove violent, dangerous ideologies from video games...
Good luck with that.
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All I can think of when I see this shit is a soviet painter who left a super butthurt suicide note. It went something to the effect of "the revolution was suppose to free artists to paint and sculpt and create whatever they saw fit. Instead I am forced to quit painting because I dared to be a tad too abstract" Then he ate a pistol round.

As it turns out, instead of having to please the capitalist to make some cash, under a communist system you have to placate the state to even have a change of eating. Artist were free to do whatever in the early days when the government was a complete shitshow but once power was consolidated you had to toe the aesthetic line of stalin. The exact same thing would happen to critics like moviebob, and in that way I'd kind of love for a commie revolution to happen. When commisar Jamal declares super hero movies counter-revolutionary Bob would probably be too much of a coward to commit suicide. And thus a 3hr youtube video about how mahvel is evil made at the end of a gun.
 
So, an organization that uses Soviet propaganda-style art as a Twitter banner is trying to remove violent, dangerous ideologies from video games...
Good luck with that.
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LOL at the hijabi jammed into the background of the shot. It looks like someone told the artist their work was problematically white so they drew in a hijabi at the last minute to avoid getting canceled
 
When commisar Jamal declares super hero movies counter-revolutionary Bob would probably be too much of a coward to commit suicide. And thus a 3hr youtube video about how mahvel is evil made at the end of a gun.
You know, you guys probably don't think anyone here is doing anything productive or helpful, but I believe that if America goes down the wrong path and turns into a communist shit hole then this thread will be a good thing for me. When I'm in the gulag with the rest of the counter-revolutionaries breaking up rocks to help build a 500 foot tall statue of AOC one of the few happy moments of the remainder of my life will be when I learn of Bob's fate (unless the beetus takes him first, of course).
 
Once in a while the cringe catches you unawares and this did it for me. Even Bob "Mario vs. Sonic was my personal Vietnam" Chipman, should be embarrassed he posted this.

Ahem.

The man who purchased this sportcoat at a no doubt inflated price, wore it to Easter dinner, allowed someone to take a picture of him wearing it, then uploaded those pictures to social media, is not capable of being embarrassed about anything whatsoever.

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Ahem.

The man who purchased this sportcoat at a no doubt inflated price, wore it to Easter dinner, allowed someone to take a picture of him wearing it, then uploaded those pictures to social media, is not capable of being embarrassed about anything whatsoever.

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It's not even a good fit! The sleeves are way too long.
 
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