Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't want to powerlevel, but I'm 6'3 or 6'4 and at my fattest I was 230-240 pounds. I'm not like that anymore, but when I was like that I didn't look like Bob does. I always had only one chin and I never lost sight of my penis. I don't know if my experience is relevant, because everybody's body is different, but I gotta call shit on Bob's claim on his weight. Also this attachment doesn't help.

I love how all these youtubers unintentionally reveal their manlet status being observable fatasses, making a ridiculous claim like "I only weight 170, slightly overweight" and then letting us solver for x
 
Any franchise escaping from the grubby, bubonic plague infected paws of the all consuming near complete entertainment monopoly that is der mouse is a good thing in my book.
it seems it was Into the Spiderverse which made sony re-evaluate

ITSV beat Disney's own animated movies at the oscars.

OTOH it bothers me that not all marvel properties are still not under one roof which is a problem with having a larger continuity.
 
Okay so I'm watching the EFAP video on Bobby's TLJ video and they're talking about someone else and I noticed that someone in the live comments had said that he called the US Civil War a temper tantrum by the South.

Can I get a confirmation??
You got me curious so I did look. He hasn't said anything like that, on twitter at least. I went through the whole list and didn't see anything. Granted, there is a looooooooooooooot of tweets containing "civil war" so I possibly missed it. Most are about Marvel. The rest are hot takes. What's fascinating is how far it goes back. The first one starts in 2011 and he seems civil enough. Then something happened at the beginning of 2014 where he starts to go off the rails and starts growing into the spiteful ball of hate we all know and love today. I checked and GooberGobber wouldn't start for another six months with the release of the Zoe post so I don't know.

Regardless, here are some of my favorite Bobisms.

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Bob want's Null's precious Florida wiped off the map because the fed can't rule over us without question. It looks like he's mad due to the shooting of Jordan Davis and the fact that the first trial ended, that very day too, with a mistrial and possibly that the defendant used Florida's stand-your-ground law.
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You ain't fighting anything more than a hangover and gas from eating three day old poutine Bob. LMAO! Yeah we're the reason your career will derail Bob "Twice Fired - Once Rehired" Chipman.
 
You got me curious so I did look. He hasn't said anything like that, on twitter at least. I went through the whole list and didn't see anything. Granted, there is a looooooooooooooot of tweets containing "civil war" so I possibly missed it. Most are about Marvel. The rest are hot takes. What's fascinating is how far it goes back. The first one starts in 2011 and he seems civil enough. Then something happened at the beginning of 2014 where he starts to go off the rails and starts growing into the spiteful ball of hate we all know and love today. I checked and GooberGobber wouldn't start for another six months with the release of the Zoe post so I don't know.

Regardless, here are some of my favorite Bobisms.

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Bob want's Null's precious Florida wiped off the map because the fed can't rule over us without question. It looks like he's mad due to the shooting of Jordan Davis and the fact that the first trial ended, that very day too, with a mistrial and possibly that the defendant used Florida's stand-your-ground law.
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You ain't fighting anything more than a hangover and gas from eating three day old poutine Bob. LMAO! Yeah we're the reason your career will derail Bob "Twice Fired - Once Rehired" Chipman.


Oh god that "if I have to fight in a civil war" one is delicious.

Fuck, we'd be more likely to see a hostilities escalate into a civil war specifically over which side has to take Bob
 
Regardless, here are some of my favorite Bobisms.


So I guess Comic Book genius level Expert Bob forgot entirely about Bucky Barnes, Captain America's sidekick:

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Only Bob would be racist enough to tie an innocuous nickname used to describe plucky teenagers to a slur used to denigrate sexually mature black men. I wonder what the hell's going on in Bob's brain that the first thing he thinks of when he hears the name "Bucky" is "some big-gutted plantation Massah prepping the Bull for his wife."
 
Regardless, here are some of my favorite Bobisms.


So I guess Comic Book genius level Expert Bob forgot entirely about Bucky Barnes, Captain America's sidekick:

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Only Bob would be racist enough to tie an innocuous nickname used to describe plucky teenagers to a slur used to denigrate sexually mature black men. I wonder what the hell's going on in Bob's brain that the first thing he thinks of when he hears the name "Bucky" is "some big-gutted plantation Massah prepping the Bull for his wife."
He likely never knew. In the MCU, Bucky Barnes is the Winter Soldier.
 
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I hate this kind of shit. Buck is a nickname that goes back well before the Civil War, and it typically has no racist connotations whatsoever. And maybe Tub o' Lard should let actual black people decide if the nickname is offensive instead of electing himself to speak for them?

I live in an extremely liberal area, and I hear this sort of thing a surprising amount, with lefties salivating for Civil War II and then just assuming they'd win, even though the right supplies most of the troops and owns pretty much all the guns. It's so weird to me.
 
I live in an extremely liberal area, and I hear this sort of thing a surprising amount, with lefties salivating for Civil War II and then just assuming they'd win, even though the right supplies most of the troops and owns pretty much all the guns. It's so weird to me.
I don't want to sound like a defeatist or anything, but I think that it a bit more complicated than that. I think you would find this video series interesting.
 
I don't want to powerlevel, but I'm 6'3 or 6'4 and at my fattest I was 230-240 pounds. I'm not like that anymore, but when I was like that I didn't look like Bob does. I always had only one chin and I never lost sight of my penis. I don't know if my experience is relevant, because everybody's body is different, but I gotta call shit on Bob's claim on his weight. Also this attachment doesn't help.
No way is Bob a pound under 300, and that's being generous.
My guess would be that he'd point out that Polanski actually fucked a child, while Gunn just made edgy jokes on Twitter.
That's why a much better comparison is Roseanne Barr, who got fired for one edgy joke that people interpreted as racist, while Gunn told hundreds of edgy jokes that were explicitly about raping kids, and a lot of them were replies to a guy who turned out to be an actual pedo who got busted for child porn.
 
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What's the difference between film snobs' defense for Polanski and Bobby's defense for James Gunn?

James Gunn made some edgy jokes whereas Roman Polanski drugged and raped a child. I hate Movie Bob as much as the next guy, but let's not pretend someone making a few jokes that are no edgier than shit people say on Kiwi Farms every day is as bad as child molestation.

No way is Bob a pound under 300, and that's being generous.

That's why a much better comparison is Roseanne Barr, who got fired for one edgy joke that people interpreted as racist, while Gunn told hundreds of edgy jokes that were explicitly about raping kids, and a lot of them were replies to a guy who turned out to be an actual pedo who got busted for child porn.

Yeah, IMO Roseanne and Gunn both should never have been fired. Bob's never going to stick up for a right-winger being mistreated though, which is why he's still shit-talking the obviously innocent Covington kids. Bob's a sociopath and the only reason he supported Gunn was because Gunn is on the side of The Superior People. That doesn't mean Gunn deserved to be fired over some 6 year old jokes, so Bob being right about that puts him in the "stopped clock being right twice a day" category.

Also, who's the guy who wound up being a pedo? I must have missed that part of the drama.
 
What's the difference between film snobs' defense for Polanski and Bobby's defense for James Gunn?
Gunn shouldn't have been fired for making some bad jokes almost ten years ago.

Polanski should have been shunned by Hollywood the moment he ran away to France to escape punishment for his crime. Unfortunately, it took almost 40 years and a large social media movement for a lot of them to realize that drugging, raping and sodomizing a 14 year old girl is not a good thing.
 
Gunn shouldn't have been fired for making some bad jokes almost ten years ago.

Polanski should have been shunned by Hollywood the moment he ran away to France to escape punishment for his crime. Unfortunately, it took almost 40 years and a large social media movement for a lot of them to realize that drugging, raping and sodomizing a 14 year old girl is not a good thing.
Yeah it's like comparing apples and oranges to someone who once did a racist joke a few years back and has said regret on that with someone doing blackface for a few years and not saying anything that shows a sign of remorse and constantly tries to push down any mention of it.

Of course that one's not even as bad as the horrific raping of a minor and fleeing the country for it.
 
You got me curious so I did look. He hasn't said anything like that, on twitter at least. I went through the whole list and didn't see anything. Granted, there is a looooooooooooooot of tweets containing "civil war" so I possibly missed it. Most are about Marvel. The rest are hot takes. What's fascinating is how far it goes back. The first one starts in 2011 and he seems civil enough. Then something happened at the beginning of 2014 where he starts to go off the rails and starts growing into the spiteful ball of hate we all know and love today. I checked and GooberGobber wouldn't start for another six months with the release of the Zoe post so I don't know.

Regardless, here are some of my favorite Bobisms.

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Bob want's Null's precious Florida wiped off the map because the fed can't rule over us without question. It looks like he's mad due to the shooting of Jordan Davis and the fact that the first trial ended, that very day too, with a mistrial and possibly that the defendant used Florida's stand-your-ground law.
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You ain't fighting anything more than a hangover and gas from eating three day old poutine Bob. LMAO! Yeah we're the reason your career will derail Bob "Twice Fired - Once Rehired" Chipman.
Bob does realize that the shoddy way that reconstruction was handled was a major factor in the creation of the KKK and Jim Crow laws right?
 
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