Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Manwithn0n0men]

So there is a circuit of Huckster preachers

they go to college campuses, tell the kids they are going to burn for their sins and film the reactions of the kids

then they go to churches and request Do-Nations to fund further trolling

the straight pride parade is the same bit

 

[Rei is shit]

disney bootlicker calling others bootlickers


creepy shit once again


more yellow peril


replace homeless with farmer for fun


I guess mt dew corn syrup has no strings attached


EVERYTHING IS LIKE SUPER HERO


And two funny retweets. I guess no labor is obsolete?


Maybe his tranny chasing is limited to pre-stink ditch?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I wouldn’t call Blobb’s videos a product of skilled labor nor would I call a fry cook at McDonald’s skilled.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

more yellow peril
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"Hey guys, I could totally tell a racist joke about lazy black people and fried chicken and watermelon but I'm totally not going to because that would be racist!"

By the standards of any non-retard, this is worse than if he actually just had the balls to tell a racist joke. Whatever he's thinking of doesn't flow naturally from what Yang said at all. The only reason he would think of it is because Yang makes him think of Asian stereotypes, and by tweeting it he's making everyone who reads it think of those stereotypes too. The only differences between this and just telling a fucking racist joke are that we don't get a punchline to laugh at and Blob gets to keep acting self righteous about how not racist he is. Not that the punchline to any joke Bob told would be funny anyway.

This guy is such a fucking phony. I always felt like his love and defense for the non-mayonnaise ghouls was fake as hell and here's proof. If the superior progressives decided it was okay to say nigger tomorrow, it would start showing up in half of Bob's tweets.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

How old is Bob? Because he's starting to look like my middle-aged dad who does technical stuff for AT&T

It's hard to believe he's only 38. Here's his buddy Faraci on PBS about a year and a half ago, hard to believe he's only 45 at the time of filming.

Perhaps the jpeg doesn't do credit to how decrepit he looked on an HD broadcast. He looked a breath away from the most bitter mall Santa ever.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Did this retard just inadvertently say he’s cool with Russia meddling in our election?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Lol at thinking reviewing capeshit is labor.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Remember when Bob pondered what Mario would think of our actions? I guess he’s the only one who can engage in such asinine hypotheticals.

Spoiler: What bob thinks

Spoiler: What Mario thinks

But you all knew that of course.

 

[DK 699]

Lucas has a way larger youtube audience than Bob, BTW.

...Among other things...

Sorry, I couldn't stop myself.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

If Frederick Douglass were alive today, he'd be screaming and clawing at the coffin lining.

See Bob? That's how you make a joke. Short, pithy, funny. No need to ramble on and on and on. It'd even fit in a twitter post!

 

[Mola Ram]

If Frederick Douglass were alive today, he'd be screaming and clawing at the coffin lining.

See Bob? That's how you make a joke. Short, pithy, funny. No need to ramble on and on and on. It'd even fit in a twitter post!

Bob could learn a lot of comedy if he had the balls to come here and interact.

Come on, Bob! We can geek out over Lord of the Rings. I won't even make fun of how much your head looks like a big toe.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Has Bob commented on this yet?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Has Bob commented on this yet?
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This is as close as he's gotten so far

And this is probably the only reason why

A real gorl like him back bois! And she's a lesbian to boot! Isn't there some kind of correlation between "male" feminists and having a lesbo fetish or does Bob's probable love of the stink ditch disqualify him?

In other Bobbyboi related news, I wanted to add this because I find it particularly funny. We're like 2-3 steps removed from trump tweeting about it boys!

Spoiler: Bob wants to live in a society

The bob approves

Full context

And who is this golden fox with the silver box?

First, shout out to the proper spelling of dahxing.

Second, what in the hell is "sextortion"? Is that where I withhold sex from you until I get what I want or I keep having sex with you until you finally buy me that dakimakura? I gotta come clean with you all, I don't believe that my cock or anyone else's is so cash money (or whatever you kids call it) to warrant that.

Lastly, at this point I think I kinda want every idiot politician, save for Trump, to start talking about goobergobber. It'd be hilarious if there was all this lefty pressure to rebury the corpse of GG that they dug up that would serve as fuel for Bob's hate engine and if Trump just ignored it and kept the economy going... boy howdy! Bob becoming even MORE unhinged and Sargon getting cucked AGAIN!?!?!

 

[Captain Ramius]

Has Bob commented on this yet?
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Oh, hell George Takei said the same thing. And the problem is, it still does for some actors.

Remember TR Knight from the medical drama Grey's Anatomy. He was part of controversy when a cast member [Isiah Washington] allegedly called him a "faggot" on the set. Washington was fired and Knight left the show a few seasons later, mentioning that the show's creator Shonda Rhimes didn't want him coming out as gay.
Why would she do that unless she thought that:
A) Him coming out might affect the show's ratings in some way
B) It would effect his career

And to be honest, ya haven't seen TR Knight in much aside from a drama where he plays a friend of Picasso who also happened to be gay [because only straight men can play straight men; just don't tell that to John Travolta or Tom Cruise]. Meanwhile Shonda Rhimes brought back Isiah Washington even though he allegedly called someone a faggot and repeated the word at the Golden Globes.

Hollywood has one use for gays, kind of like minorities, they're a marketing gimmick. They'll say, "It doesn't matter what his/her sexuality is" but the moment they come out of the closet, get ready for the magazine cover with the word "GAY" in big bold letters and then once the afterglow is done...roles stop coming in, the agent isn't calling as much and then they suggest that the actor go onto Broadway because "gays are really into that theater shit."

Sorry if this was a bit ranty.

Bob's still a fat disgusting slob who probably smells like old cheese.

 

[GavinBranson]

If Frederick Douglass were alive today, he'd be screaming and clawing at the coffin lining.

See Bob? That's how you make a joke. Short, pithy, funny. No need to ramble on and on and on. It'd even fit in a twitter post!

If Frederick Douglass were alive today, he'd still be a NIGGER!

 

[Rei is shit]

Bob has said some really dumb shit today, which has lead to lefty twitter to shitting on him.

First up bob posts essentially republican talking points on unions.


Which leads to many comments shit talking him, here is a sample


This produces a predictable tweet fury of ass covering and snark


And retweeting the few defenders he has


But the dumb shit doesnt stop there. He also had some thoughts on cops that were problematic


With more shit flinging


And more damage control


The dummy comment was flagged as offensive content. I bet bob reported it


As a side note, I wonder how booty blasted he is that tweets about his JOKER video gets fuck all in comments and likes. But him putting his foot in his mouth gets more twitter interaction than anything else he posts.

 

[Knyttet]

Remember when Bob pondered what Mario would think of our actions? I guess he’s the only one who can engage in such asinine hypotheticals.

Spoiler: What bob thinks

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Spoiler: What Mario thinks

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But you all knew that of course.

Holy shit! That is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

Sperging out for 8 tweets about the technical minutae of a hypothetical thought experiment is exactly something an autist would do.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

And having a giant streak of assholishness running through each and every tweet is exactly something Bob would do. The poor writing is also quintessentially Bob.

 

[The tired cat]

So, heres a 5$ question. Theres a movie coming out in October called Jojo Rabbit which is like a satire on WW2 an Nazis. So, how badly is Bobo gonna be pissy at said movie?

 

[Mola Ram]

So, heres a 5$ question. Theres a movie coming out in October called Jojo Rabbit which is like a satire on WW2 an Nazis. So, how badly is Bobo gonna be pissy at said movie?

It's directed by the dude who did Thor: Ragnarok and who spent some time being a smug asshole toward MCU fans who are skeptical of the upcoming "Lady Thor" plot development. Bob will suck its cock no matter how much it slaps him in the face and calls him Susie.