Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Knyttet]

Bob is super evolved and basically you are fucking stupid (he also retweeted that last post without understanding what the dude meant)
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"Leftists are so far evolved from the people who watch PragerU that they're barely the same species anymore."

- Bob "I'm not a fascist or eugenicist" Chipman

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"everyone is redeemable" - man who has said half the country is irredeemable 1000 times
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Ackchyually, he's saying that people who believe everyone is redeemable are stupid and is sharing a post of some kittens someone dumped as proof.

Now imagine if the person who dumped them is ID'd and it turns out to be a former Hillary staffer or an illegal immigrant...

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Man, Bob’s really going to hate it that studios are going to look at Joker and try to replicate more than the MCU.

He once wrote a blog about how the Dark Knight trilogy had nothing to do with the superhero revival and that it was all Iron Man.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He once wrote a blog about how the Dark Knight trilogy had nothing to do with the superhero revival and that it was all Iron Man.

I did remember that blog post. It was biased as fuck, mostly due to his DC hate boner.

Also, he’s probably butthurt that Joker won the Golden Lion at Venice while Black Panther, you know that one movie he was harping to us that it was groundbreaking, has not aged well.

 

[Lensherr]

Cow crossover featuring The Amazing Atheist owning Bob.
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Remember when Logan came out and he said that even though he liked it, he didn't want any other movies like it to be made? Well, what he's saying about Joker is very similar to that. It's very telling that he only says this about genre fare that doesn't align with his tastes (notice how he's never complained about movie studios trying to ape the Marvel Cinematic Universe).

"I don't care if I'm incorrect! Orange man bad!"
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MovieBob seems like the kind of guy who read Watchmen and unironically believed Ozymandias to be right. Which is funny since he's taken potshots at "reactionary Chuds who worship Rorschach" before.

Bob is super evolved and basically you are fucking stupid (he also retweeted that last post without understanding what the dude meant)
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(TBH this is pretty much me whenever I visit Bob's Twitter page)

SOCIALIST ARE BAD
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here is the article he is complaining about, see if you can guess why he really hates it

The New York Times’ 1619 Project: A racialist falsification of American and world history

<a href="/en/articles/2019/09/03/proj-a03.html">PART ONE</a> | <a href="/en/articles/2019/09/04/1619-s04.html">PART TWO</a> | <a href="https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2019/09/06/1619-s06.html">COMBINED</a><br /> The 1619 Project, launched by the “New York Times”, presents racism and racial...

www.wsws.org

I don't really agree with a lot of the conclusions that the article comes to (as you said, it is written from a socialist/Marxist perspective and conflicts with my own libertarian biases), but it was spot-on when it came to calling out the hypocrisy of neoliberals like Bob who claim to be enlightened on matters of race when in reality their views are more often than not the mirror image of the alt-right that they so vociferously condemn, yet they lack the self-awareness/reflection required to come to that realization (which honestly makes them more infuriating than the alt-righters who are at least more upfront about what they believe with regards to race and don't try to wrap it all up in a candy-coated veneer).

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Ain’t that the truth.

 

[The tired cat]

He once wrote a blog about how the Dark Knight trilogy had nothing to do with the superhero revival and that it was all Iron Man.

Honestly, while the Dark Knight trilogy was fine, it did lead to everyone thinking how every next super hero movie needs to be super dark and gritty, then we got the MCU thing how everyone assumes every super hero movie needs to be jokey and goofy. While that def worked for some movies like say Guardians, it def showed a problem that not many movies tried to find any balance between the two and leaned either one way or another, with maybe a few trying to have said balance.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't really agree with a lot of the conclusions that the article comes to (as you said, it is written from a socialist/Marxist perspective and conflicts with my own libertarian biases), but it was spot-on when it came to calling out the hypocrisy of neoliberals like Bob who claim to be enlightened on matters of race when in reality their views are more often than not the mirror image of the alt-right that they so vociferously condemn, yet they lack the self-awareness/reflection required to come to that realization (which honestly makes them more infuriating than the alt-righters who are at least more upfront about what they believe with regards to race and don't try to wrap it all up in a candy-coated veneer).

As time goes on, Bob increasingly proves the horseshoe theory correct.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"everyone is redeemable" - man who has said half the country is irredeemable 1000 times
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To Bob, the people he says are irredeemable are not human in his eyes.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Ain’t that the truth.
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"I'm not mad. I'm not mad, okay? It's cute you think I'm mad. In fact, I'm the exact opposite of mad. It's kind of sad really, that you're trying this hard to make me mad. DO YOU SEE HOW TOTALLY NOT MAD I AM?!"

 

[instythot]

"I'm not mad. I'm not mad, okay? It's cute you think I'm mad. In fact, I'm the exact opposite of mad. It's kind of sad really, that you're trying this hard to make me mad. DO YOU SEE HOW TOTALLY NOT MAD I AM?!"

Alternative response:

Considering your waistline and diabetes, do you still think marinating a chicken in mountain dew is "just fine"

 

[Karl der Grosse]

To Bob, the people he says are irredeemable are not human in his eyes.

Bob isn't very smart, nor is he well-educated in either politics or culture or really anything. He doesn't even know very much about movies, he continually proves his ignorance about every aspect of actually making a movie. He's not good at arguing his beliefs, he's not a good writer, he has very little ability to convince anyone his views are correct.

And all of this is why Bob calls his opponents subhuman, irredeemable, unworthy of the vote. It lets him handwave away anyone with different beliefs. He doesn't have to convince them they're wrong and he's right. He doesn't have to look into their situations, their hopes, dreams, their concerns. None of it matters, you see, because they're not worthy! Just call them ghouls or chuds! In other words, it moves the discourse from debating, which Bob can't do, to invective, which is where Bob is comfortable. He's never challenged in his beliefs because he doesn't accept the reality of the challengers.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob is typical of the modern “progressive” left. He won’t ever engage when he can just hurl insults and retreat to the basement of his ivory tower.

 

[instythot]

Bob is typical of the modern “progressive” left. He won’t ever engage when he can just hurl insults and retreat to the basement of his ivory tower.

Don't forget to add "likely supports trannies as vigorously as he does because of how vigorously they give him an erection" to the list of similarities

 

[BScCollateral]

One of the more successful nuanced Villain films recently was Disney's Frozen.

I'll bet Bob isn't even aware of that.

Not a big fan of the Amazing Atheist, but he did well here.

 

[MountainJew]

The way Blob writes is so frustrating. It's like when you read a book written in old English and have to re-read things multiple times to really get what they're saying. Except instead of old English, the language is autism

 

[Doctor Placebo]

One of the more successful nuanced Villain films recently was Disney's Frozen.

I'll bet Bob isn't even aware of that.

Not a big fan of the Amazing Atheist, but he did well here.

Bob's superior brain rejects nuance in all forms. You're just not properly evolved enough to understand the importance of simplistic, black and white thinking.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Ain’t that the truth.
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And he's grown even more physically repulsive since then. I swear on the rare occasions he does go out, any woman he's near looks around for a windowless van.

As to Bob's bullshit claim that he can bench press 310, I know that's a damn lie for one important reason. At the expense of power-leveling, I go to the gym myself about four or five times a week. Weights are part of my routine and I can't press that much weight. Honestly, I would be surprised if Bob even goes to the gym because I have trouble imagining him lifting a twenty-pound barbell or staying on a treadmill for more than five minutes.

 

[Mola Ram]

And he's grown even more physically repulsive since then. I swear on the rare occasions he does go out, any woman he's near looks around for a windowless van.

As to Bob's bullshit claim that he can bench press 310, I know that's a damn lie for one important reason. At the expense of power-leveling, I go to the gym myself about four or five times a week. Weights are part of my routine and I can't press that much weight. Honestly, I would be surprised if Bob even goes to the gym because I have trouble imagining him lifting a twenty-pound barbell or staying on a treadmill for more than five minutes.

Bob could almost certainly move a tremendous amount of weight by brute force, shoving with his whole body, but I doubt he has any upper body strength at all. Motherfucker probably got winded hauling his disgusting Mountain Dew chicken in and out of the oven.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob could almost certainly move a tremendous amount of weight by brute force, shoving with his whole body, but I doubt he has any upper body strength at all. Motherfucker probably got winded hauling his disgusting Mountain Dew chicken in and out of the oven.

The only time Bob lifts a tremendous amount of weight is when he stands up.