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In the Superior Future though, America will cease to exist and instead be part of a mega country with Bob as part of the elite. Also, Bob sees himself “above” the average American because he’s more “enlightened”.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I've never heard that. I'd need to see a source.
Bob dreaming of those universal healthcare death panels he heard conservative boomers were afraid of.
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Yeah, I'll hunt around. Hope I didn't imagine it.
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I love it. Bob's own mother, instead of asking her son for advice about his life's work and specialization, asks Karen At Work for advice on which MCU movies to see before she watches Avengers
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Bob’s mom: Hey Carol. I’ve been binge watching Marvel shit on Netflix. You got any more recommendations?
Carol: Have you tried asking your son? I hear he’s an expert on movies and...
Bob’s mom: Ugh, honey... Have you ever tried talking to him for more than five minutes? I’m his mother and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
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Bob, in the distance: The Ghostbusters reboot is better than the original. The Wizard is the most important movie ever made.
Carol: Is he always like that?
Bob's Mom: Only when he's not trying to kill the working class.
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If smb3 was Vietnam the wizard was the Korean War
So I was looking up “my own personal Vietnam and this popped up
Donald Trump Calls Avoiding STDs His 'Personal Vietnam'
In an unearthed interview from 1997, Donald Trump claimed he was a “brave soldier” for avoiding STDs during his single years in the late ’90s.…
Didn’t know trump was a movie bob fan
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The hallmark of a lolcow is lack of self awareness, so of course Bob thinks other people can't make good health decisions while he himself is a fat, unhealthy blob.
Lose 50 pounds, you heifer fuck
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Eventually, diabetes will force that on him. Though amputation
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I can’t unsee it now
Blonder has type 2 beetus, right? If the dumb cunt actually lost weight and handled it sensibly he could reverse it or at the very least make it easier to deal with.
Lazy bell end
Why does bob think he is some kind of proletariat messiah? My nigger hadn’t done a days hard graft by the look of him. Unless powering through a wank when he is out of breath counts. Without power levelling too much most guys I know who work in steel factories and shit have all had very narrow escapes from death when something fucks up. My dad got mixed up with a Stack of metal bars fell on him and punctured his lung when my mum was pregnant with me.
His distaste for actual working class people rubs me the wrong way, his only job is being a sperg regarding movies and regurgitating woke Shit so he can feel like people actually like him for once.
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Rei is shit
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Zizek sperging
YANG SUCKS
Ben shapiro shit not written by bob (I think it may be as the pastebin HAS many of his writing "hallmarks" but not ENOUGH to be him (moviebob) for sure)
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EDIT: its either him or some chain email he copied
YANG SUCKS
Ben shapiro shit not written by bob (I think it may be as the pastebin HAS many of his writing "hallmarks" but not ENOUGH to be him (moviebob) for sure)
Ben Shapiro Facts - Pastebin.com
EDIT: its either him or some chain email he copied
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Why on earth is he typing the titles in ALL CAPS?
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Bob's jealous that Yang can actually see his wang, while his has been missing so long that it's legally dead.YANG SUCKS
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We, the obsolete, may never fully grasp the subtleties of Bob's use of English as a person who writes articles professionally
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He doesn't. His "I am the working class" bullshit is something he only does occasionally as a weaksauce attempt to counter people saying he hates the working poor. It's about as sincere as Hillary Clinton telling people to Pokemon Go to the polls.
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To elaborate on this a bit, Bob's vision of the Superior Future is fundamentally opposed to the very concept of work. The Magic Science Men are supposed to work hard magicking up their Magic Science Machines that will do all the work for us, while in the paradise of sloth that will follow, everyone can pursue whatever creative, intellectual pursuits they desire and the author of the under-rated classic Brick by Brick can finally achieve the acclaim that a superior being such as himself has always deserved. Hard work isn't just unimportant, it's obsolete. And we all know how Bob feels about obsolete things. Any pretense on Bob's part to being a worker of any sort is purely temporary protective camouflage.
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"re: Monetization Of Content"?
I cannot wait to see what this is. Is he talking to a lawyer? Are we gonna get our own lolsuit? The trial of Chipman v. Rando Retards on the Internet will be groundbreaking and make that Thai and Vick rigmarole look like a disabled child fighting a body pillow.
He fat fingered it
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He is like far beyond working class even if you pushed the definition down to being “do you go outside everyday for your job?” which encompasses even the most shittiest clickbait journalist if they went to a local coffee shop for half an hour.
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Nah, I don't read it as anything that funny. He just found another site that doesn't know that paying for an Original Bob Chipman work is a bit worse off than just burning your money
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They don't plan for him to actually take legal action. This is just like when idpol morons who are always picking social media fights act like they're too tired for social media fights and say bullshit like, "New rule, anytime a cis white dudebro makes me educate him about feminism/LGBT/some dumb bullshit, he has to pay me fifty dollars." They think saying they should get paid for their twitter activism after getting BTFO constitutes a hilarious joke, for some reason.
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