Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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PLEASE LEMME THROW HOTDOGS AT YOUR FACE LINDSEY!!!
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Someone please tell him the Democrats are going to fuck up impeachment.
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Him trying to use classic Mario to push his political agenda always makes him look even more like Chris-Chan than normal.

What surprise? It's practically inevitable they will not only go for it but mess it up and then act surprise when it goes wrong
You're assuming that Bob is in touch enough with reality to realize any of that. When the impeachment falls through Bob will probably blame a Republican/Putin conspiracy.
 
Him trying to use classic Mario to push his political agenda always makes him look even more like Chris-Chan than normal.


You're assuming that Bob is in touch enough with reality to realize any of that. When the impeachment falls through Bob will probably blame a Republican/Putin conspiracy.

I was referring to the democratic party in general. They're now full of people like bob who go for ideaolgy over practical ideas. The parties reaction will likely be as shocked as bob's when it fails
 
What surprise? It's practically inevitable they will not only go for it but mess it up and then act surprise when it goes wrong
Of course they're gonna screw the pooch, gloriously even, but I really think that Bob truly believes that impeachment will go through. It's not like he'd listen to reason anyways.
 
Absolutely not, just another red herring to distract the base.

And even if they could impeach him for it, the Senate is controlled by the Republicans, who would likely not convict him unless there was some sort of "smoking gun" that has him dead to rights, and even then they'd likely acquit him given how polarized and insane the political climate has been for the past few years.

In short, they've got no grounds for impeachment and even if they did, it's not gonna amount to anything.

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Someone please tell him the Democrats are going to fuck up impeachment.
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Now hold on second there, what’s going on with ol’ Donny 45 here? I saw the hashtags in trending (of course I didn’t fucking look through them, this is the site Disney decided not to buy because it was too toxic) and thought “another day on Twitter”
 
And even if they could impeach him for it, the Senate is controlled by the Republicans, who would likely not convict him unless there was some sort of "smoking gun" that has him dead to rights, and even then they'd likely acquit him given how polarized and insane the political climate has been for the past few years.

In short, they've got no grounds for impeachment and even if they did, it's not gonna amount to anything.

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Worth mentioning is that the Senate requires a 2/3rds vote for conviction. Even with squishes like Collins and Murkowski and outright quislings like Romney, it's not going to happen.

Also, message to "girldickvandyke" if you lurk here: allowing Bob to be the most influential media figure in your life is justifiable grounds for assisted suicide.
 
Now hold on second there, what’s going on with ol’ Donny 45 here? I saw the hashtags in trending (of course I didn’t fucking look through them, this is the site Disney decided not to buy because it was too toxic) and thought “another day on Twitter”
Trump had a phone conversation with the Ukrainian President.
A "whistleblower", who DID NOT HEAR THE CONVERSATION, claimed that something was illegal about it.
Never says what, of course.
The media, being the starving jackal that it is, ran with the story to give Democrats a political angle.
Democrats took the bait, and now Trump is releasing the actual transcript tomorrow, confident that it shows nothing illegal.
In the meantime, Americans are getting a reminder that Joe Biden as VP threatened to withhold foreign aid from the Ukraine unless they fired an investigator who was looking into Biden's son. Biden even bragged about it.
 
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