Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

Bob is the kind of person that believes that verbosity is a sign of intelligence. It's not. He's just long-winded idiot.

As hemmingway said, way say something with ten words when you can say it with one (not the correct quote but the spirt of it)

 

[Marissa Moira]

So Bob was basically like this, only instead of his favorite game becoming obsolete, he was bumped into the savage prisonyard world of high school where teachers didn't grade on curves and where arrogant kids who don't try to fit in get their heads stuffed into toilets during Lunch Period:

Well it is true, Nintendo, Nickelodeon, and Cartoon Network have not been good since the 90's.

Adult swim hasn't been good since the early 2000's.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I was looking to see if Bob said anything about the Ukraine fiasco, seeing how it looks like Biden's the one who possibly committed a crime now. I was curious to whether he shut up about it or barreled on like the pudgy exceptional individual he is. As if there was any doubt, it's the latter. I found this amongst a sea of blase political retweets. This pairs well with that bizzare wet dream scenario that he had yesterday.

Spoiler: Never Enough

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I'm not exactly sure how Pence is... implicated(?) by allegedly telling Trump to not release the transcript. Maybe I need to drink more PBR and shove my head in an old EB Games plastic bag for a bit to get my synapses firing just right.

BUT WAIT! There's more!

I found quite the exceptional exchange whilst looking for the Ukraine. A little background:

Spoiler

Bob seems to have a real hate boner for this @aimeeterese. Who is she? She' runs a podcast that's described on it's patreon as such "What's Left? is a weekly podcast hosted by Aimee Terese and Benjamin Studebaker, discussing political theory, philosophy, and current affairs from a left wing perspective.". So what's Bob's problem with her? Is it that she's better looking than every single troon he thirsts over? Is it that she's a woman? Is it that she's the WRONG kind of leftist? The answer, may surprise you!

Spoiler: yes

yes

I've seen him get into multiple fights with people trying do some sort of big brained "gotcha" in her feed.

And away we go

Spoiler: Context

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Spoiler: where bob enters

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I wanna stop for a second and say based.

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It always comes back to his lack of rockets and (it looks like it's no longer superior boys) "worthwhile" future...smh and lol.

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I'm guessing he didn't hear because Bob was safe at home, under the covers and crying. The following vid is unrelated and is in no way referencing Bob. I appologize in advance for derailing the thread.
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As of this writing Bob has not followed up with any proof of his totes legit "Altercations". You've never seen them because they flew back home to Canada and Blumpf won't let them back into the country.

I'm not a drunken man who's too depressing to live in Boston so maybe that's why I don't get the appeal of telling people I essentially like sucker punching randos and then laughing about it when they're not around. It seems kinda like the thing a douchebag jock would do but Bob hates them right? He can't see them as the epitome of manliness and would in no way secretly wanna embrace that to fulfill a desire hold onto some form of masculinity right? I'm probably imagining things.


Anywho, here's some other fun tidbits I found in my morning round up:

Spoiler: So good he said it twice

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I will never understand why some people retweet their own tweets ESPECIALLY ones that aren't hidden in replies.

Spoiler: Go Cure yourself

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Spoiler: How sound policy is formed

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I know he's not mocking Jason but he sure as hell has that kinda air to it. It's almost like Bob cannot make a point to save his life.

Sperg sidebar: I just wanna point out that the Dragon Queen is supposed to be 14 when she's getting plowed by Momoa and can't act.

If there's a Bob hall of fame, some of this deserves to be in it. This useless fat fuck actually thinks that CONSERVATIVES are what's standing between him and interplanetary travel. Holy fuck.

And then his self-pitying ass has the nerve to act aggrieved at the suggestion that he's had an easy life as a useless eater movie reviewer, but he won't extend ANY of that same courtesy to normal working class white people who have to bust ass for every single penny. Fuck those other guys, Bob is the one suffering.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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My german one quarterth

 

[breadandcircuses]

My german one quarterth

He missed adding inch there.

(He's talking about his micro chode!)

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Male feminist
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I decided to do some digging and, to my surprise, I was able to authenticate Bob's claims of German Ancestry; linking him to one Robert Kaufmann, an employee of the Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda division five and member of the Nazi party. I have even found a photograph of him.

Spoiler: Herr Robert Kaufmann

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If there's a Bob hall of fame, some of this deserves to be in it. This useless fat fuck actually thinks that CONSERVATIVES are what's standing between him and interplanetary travel. Holy fuck.

It's like he hasn't paid any attention.

Dems come right out and say there are other priorities (everything) that take precedence over space exploration. Pubbies talk wild, visionary shit, then give NASA a gift card for their budget.

His hate boner for the Russians tells us how highly he prioritizes space exploration, as it's been them that's kept the endeavor afloat for 20 years.

 

[Rei is shit]

Still getting shit for that tweet from yesterday, still responding with near non-sense


Bob makes fun of another dudes looks, this time implying that he'd make straight women gay.

and the photo in question

Spoiler

not as sexy as an obese 40 something comic book reviewer dressed up as mario

"can we hurry up and get rid of" = totally not a eugenicist

More obsolete sperging


Somehow he got on the topic of twilight, which lead to his amazing blockbuster idea

This resulted in bob claiming that he's read twilight


Mentioning that clinton flew on epstiens plane? Conspiracy.
Epstein claiming he introduced trump to ivanka? real facts

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

His hate boner for the Russians tells us how highly he prioritizes space exploration, as it's been them that's kept the endeavor afloat for 20 years.

You actually have quite a point here. They've made plenty of contributions to space travel during the space race and their rockets have been doing most of the heavy lifting when it comes to resupplying the ISS. I also heard that many American rockets use Russian rocket engines, because they are of higher quality. That last one surprised me, because I don't think I've ever heard the phrase 'higher quality' applied to any Russian product that didn't have anything to do with warfare or alcohol.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

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Bob thinking he's got another 40-50 years is fucking comedy gold

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

My german one quarterth

Could one of Bob’s grandparents have been a nazi? That would explain a lot

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"feet-chair" is a very nice boblogism. I'm guessing his attacks on Aimee is like his attacks on chapo. Something she said hit way to close to home so now its a vendetta to get pay back. And that bit about ONE life stuck on ONE planet is some of the most exceptional shit he has every written. Guess what blob, you will never walk on the moon or mars or anywhere else, get the fuck over it.

Male feminist
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Lets apply this same idea but to youtube channels
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Ever notice that every time Bob openly drools over a woman it's someone a million miles out of his league?

Does anyone wanna tell the Blob how the Chinese government is treating minorities right now? What is it with exceptional fucks on both the left and right praising China while ignoring the incredibly obvious?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob thinking he's got another 40-50 years is fucking comedy gold

That's when he thinks they'll all be wiped out because after the dems win in 2020, he'll finally achieve his dream of having his brain put into a robot.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

That's when he thinks they'll all be wiped out because after the dems win in 2020, he'll finally achieve his dream of having his brain put into a robot.

Can we pool funds to trick Bob into thinking he's won a trip to China to get uploaded into a robot, have the Chinese euthanize him, and then replace him with a Twitter bot? No one following his tweets will be able to tell the difference.

 

[LiquidKid]

Bob is the kind of person that believes that verbosity is a sign of intelligence. It's not. He's just long-winded idiot.

Part of the reason why the term “weasel words” exists

 

[PoopFace]

Still getting shit for that tweet from yesterday, still responding with near non-sense
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Bob makes fun of another dudes looks, this time implying that he'd make straight women gay.
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and the photo in question

Spoiler

not as sexy as an obese 40 something comic book reviewer dressed up as mario
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"can we hurry up and get rid of" = totally not a eugenicist
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More obsolete sperging
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Somehow he got on the topic of twilight, which lead to his amazing blockbuster idea
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This resulted in bob claiming that he's read twilight
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Mentioning that clinton flew on epstiens plane? Conspiracy.
Epstein claiming he introduced trump to ivanka? real facts
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This whole thing just keeps spiraling more and more out of control; with a giant rant from Blob laying out his "Final Solution" to the "Trumpish Question". Get out your bingo cards, there's a lot to unpack here:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

t. drunk virgin internet fedoralord

When you start fearing violent shockwaves from Evangelicals and Qfags, it's time to go outside and take a walk or something.

There's so much retarded bullshit in those tweets, you should probably archive them, as they'll likely get deleted when he sobers up.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This whole thing just keeps spiraling more and more out of control; with a giant rant from Blob laying out his "Final Solution" to the "Trumpish Question". Get out your bingo cards, there's a lot to unpack here:

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“Do YOU see this ending without at least a handful of violent outbursts by arms-stockpiling white-nationalists?”

So I’m guessing that anyone fighting against an ideology that states, explicitly even, “You are trash and will be disposed of. You are obsolete and will be replaced.” or “Your constitutional rights mean nothing to us.” are automatically the Spooky alt-right?

 

[Rekkington]

Can someone with a Twitter just send this to Bob please?
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Anti White sentiments repeated calls for political violence aside, the most baffling part about Bob is his passionate belief that he is owed space travel.

 

[Quixotic Man]

>Bob: "I do not have a unrealistic world view based on a narrow pop culture reference pool!"
>Bob 10 minutes later: "Our current political situation is just like in comic books!"