Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Leblanc]

Who? Who has ever even thought of this scenario? I have never even heard of anyone ever saying anything remotely close to this besides Bob. Maybe this is Bob’s wet dream and he doesn’t know how to get it off his chest other than saying “well SOME people think this”.

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Well fuck it now I kinda want trump impeached just to see bobs mental breakdown at realizing pence is now in office and he didn't get his madam president pelosi

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Well fuck it now I kinda want trump impeached just to see bobs mental breakdown at realizing pence is now in office and he didn't get his madam president pelosi

I want a democrat to come in and actually completely disband NASA before putting Elon Musk in prison just to watch him cry and scream.

 

[Jersey Devil]

I know, right? I mean, what is he even going to do if he somehow gets to go to another planet? He'll spend all his time hanging out at the local McDonald's hunched over his phone tweeting.

This made me realize something. Bob constantly talks over and over about getting off this ONE shitty planet, but I guarantee he hasn't seen even a tiny fraction of the world. Does he even travel anywhere besides family gatherings? He's so obsessed with this likely-to-be unreachable goal that he's completely failing to notice the cool shit he can actually reach.

It's like the most autistic Greek tragedy ever.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Did Bob suddenly lose his vision? Because that's the only way I can explain his current fashion sense. I mean, wearing a solid color blazer with a pop culture T-shirt underneath it is douchey, but I can see a normal, tryhard, overeducated male trying to establish his geek cred by wearing this ensemble. Even the Mario blazer I can understand since he's trying to show off his fandom and create an air of whimsy around his brother's children. But the shit Bob's been wearing lately? I think he's attempting to peacock in the same manner that Chris-chan was attempting to attract the ladies by "getting in touch with his feminine side". Both men think flamboyant displays will turn the heads of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, the potato mugs that are attached to those flashy outfits are more of a repellant than the outfits are an attractant. The outfit Bob is wearing in that video has the same color scheme as the first free-hosted Tripod.com website that I built way back in the early days of the internet. Back when I didn't realize how badly certain colors would clash or that trying to read banana yellow text on a dark red and black background would give you eye cancer. Bob is the Tripod.com of fashionistas.

 

[Positron]

Did Bob suddenly lose his vision?... The outfit Bob is wearing in that video has the same color scheme as the first free-hosted Tripod.com website that I built way back in the early days of the internet

Diabetes is known to affect color vision, especially blue-yellow vision, even before overt clinical signs appear.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob used to make me angry, but then I realized he must live in a constant state of fear, stress, and anxiety from a non existent imminent white Trumpian coup and I just laugh.

TDS is real and effects millions of Americans each day! Won’t you give a dollar to help find a cure?

Spoiler: Example of a terminal case

I want a democrat to come in and actually completely disband NASA before putting Elon Musk in prison just to watch him cry and scream.

I’m fairly certain he hates Elon for some reason and would actually approve of him getting sent to the gulags.

 

[instythot]

In Other, less interesting Bob News

side note: ya know, in the first minute or so BOB starts this video by gushin off the cuff about some of his replica He-Man swords and I thought: "huh, that was kinda cute", but then not a moment later he talks about The Escapist, where sneers and tells off the "naysaying jerks" who thought he wasn't going to get his old job back. Classy Bob.

More bullet pointed factoids:
Due to some ownership rights kerfuffle, Bob can't reupload his old "The Big Picture" Vids from the old Escapist site to the new Escapist/YT, so he plans to redo and remake almost all 230ish episodes, some with disclaimers about how his views were different from when he made them.
SCHLOCKTOBER full season videos are currently being pumped out, for those who care about his takes on horror movies
MOVIE BOB merch shirts coming soon.
"REALLY THAT GOOD: Star Wars" has been delayed. To make up for that, Bob plans to follow up with another "REALLY THAT GOOD" soon after. It's a secret topic but it's not the Lord of the Rings one.
Escapist newhire will be posting on escapists website soon, Bob recommends to watch when they come out.

Are people really begging this hard for "the big picture" that Bob needs to re-record them?

 

[Count groudon]

Bob actually looks like an oversized infant with wrinkles and a beard and I find that genuinely creepy.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

In Other, less interesting Bob News

side note: ya know, in the first minute or so BOB starts this video by gushin off the cuff about some of his replica He-Man swords and I thought: "huh, that was kinda cute", but then not a moment later he talks about The Escapist, where sneers and tells off the "naysaying jerks" who thought he wasn't going to get his old job back. Classy Bob.

More bullet pointed factoids:
Due to some ownership rights kerfuffle, Bob can't reupload his old "The Big Picture" Vids from the old Escapist site to the new Escapist/YT, so he plans to redo and remake almost all 230ish episodes, some with disclaimers about how his views were different from when he made them.
SCHLOCKTOBER full season videos are currently being pumped out, for those who care about his takes on horror movies
MOVIE BOB merch shirts coming soon.
"REALLY THAT GOOD: Star Wars" has been delayed. To make up for that, Bob plans to follow up with another "REALLY THAT GOOD" soon after. It's a secret topic but it's not the Lord of the Rings one.
Escapist newhire will be posting on escapists website soon, Bob recommends to watch when they come out.

Why would you have the Green Wall visible on camera?

Oh, Star Wars, Bob? Timely.

Lastly, this nigga is starting to look like a 50-something Uncle Badtouch. You simply cannot dress like that unless you are a stage magician.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Why would you have the Green Wall visible on camera?

Oh, Star Wars, Bob? Timely.

Lastly, this nigga is starting to look like a 50-something Uncle Badtouch. You simply cannot dress like that unless you are a stage magician.

Maybe he's dressing up for his role as villainous propaganda henchman of the NWO in the Alex Jones FMV game.

Alex Jones Sega CD

Did you accept the truth?

www.youtube.com

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Maybe he's dressing up for his role as villainous propaganda henchman of the NWO in the Alex Jones FMV game.

Alex Jones Sega CD

Did you accept the truth?

www.youtube.com

Now I don't know what's more disturbing, Bob's wardrobe choices or Alex Jones drenched in sweat.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Now I don't know what's more disturbing, Bob's wardrobe choices or Alex Jones drenched in sweat.

Jones's testosterone always starts acting up when he's been working out again.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Judging by his ensemble you'd think the "superior future" Bob cries about is the one from the live action Super Mario Brothers movie.

 

[Rei is shit]

I guess lincoln was a democrat? I honestly don't know what he is getting at here


Lying on the internet


Bob discovers therapy


Superior gun owner


Apologizing for making the same joke as some blue checkmark woman


IM A REAL TECHNOCRAT


The mad emoji makes me think that he is a chaser

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I'm kinda surprised the escapist sees this video and is like "Hmmm... ok."

Shocked they just dont tell him off, fire and try new talent. His video views are literal shit and hes just a ungrateful liability.

 

[The Nothingness]

I guess lincoln was a democrat? I honestly don't know what he is getting at here

Fucking up American history to own Orange Man.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Fucking up American history to own Orange Man.

"It doesn't matter that they belonged to the other political party or that this has nothing to do with slavery. Spiritually and genetically they were his guys!", says rational atheist man who is totally not a eugenicist.

Also LOL at Bob pretending he would actually go anywhere near the frontlines of a civil war and do actual shooting. At most he'd leave the basement to take twitter pictures posing with his gun on a battlefield after the battle was over.

 

[thismanlies]

Superior gun owner

First he’ll clean, load, and test fire his gun. Then he’ll have to shoot the door frame out so his fat ass can squeeze out of his basement. Then he’ll duct tape his gun to the front of a rascal and ride through the streets of Boston shooting at anyone who looks like they’ve ever set foot in a midwestern corn field. Then his scooter will run out of power right as he’s climbing a hill, which will result in him rolling backwards at terminal velocity towards a group of hapless revolutionaries who were hoping to use him as a meat shield to charge a group of rednecks with AR 15s and deer rifles.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

At most he'd leave the basement to take twitter pictures posing with his gun on a battlefield after the battle was ove

That requires him to put his sausage hands on the trigger.

 

[cypocryphy]