Also LOL at Bob pretending he would actually go anywhere near the frontlines of a civil war and do actual shooting. At most he'd leave the basement to take twitter pictures posing with his gun on a battlefield after the battle was over.
It would be fascinating to find out. Shame we never will. I am certain that he at least
believes that if only the country would open season on those damn obsolete mayonnaise ghouls that he'd bag his limit. He'd be a military hero, and be awarded the Order of Sarkeesian First Class for Believin and Defendin Wahmen, and come back with war stories to tell to make the women flock to him and offer him sex, and even not claim to be raped afterwards. "There I was, surrounded by obsolete MAGA chuds..."
The brutal realities of violence of any kind that doesn't end in flattened goombas flickering and disappearing or falling offscreen up-side down, of course, won't be kind to him, and I very much wonder when and if he would see this fact. How much beer might he need to drink to venture forth from his Bob-cave? Would he flee at the first sign of danger, or would he never realize his peril even as a bullet freed his useless tard brain from his balding skull? Would he join a group of like-minded ultraprog terminally woke subhuman fuckstains like himself, or is this a single-player game to him? Would he fearlessly (but stupidly) venture forth to the front lines, or would he cowardly snipe at noncombatant 75-year old Trump voting vets in wheelchairs? So many questions never to be answered.
I wonder what political philosopher comes close to Bob.
People whose thoughts are as incoherent and badly-communicated as Bob's don't become known as philosophers, whether political or otherwise. To find a notable political figure with Bob-like thoughts on politics, you should start looking at deranged tyrants who were in power due to heredity, and probably suffered from advanced syphilis or other organic brain damage. Emperor Nero, for example. If Bob had a horse, and it did something "woke" like selectively bite white men, Bob would see no problem appointing it to government office.
The "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Pence?" issue has been one of the biggest issues of the left's illegal coup scheming.
I wouldn't be surprised to see them try to claim apropos of nothing but some supremely vague "fairness" that the VP should resign if the President is impeached in much the same way they tried to claim that a Supreme Court vacancy shouldn't be filled until after the election (which they hoped to win). They'd claim the "precedent" of Spiro Agnew, never mind that his removal from office was due to his own crimes (tax evasion) not Nixon's. Fun fact: Spiro Agnew is also an anagram for the phrase "grow a penis".
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