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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Jay gave us the much needed meme, "Don't ask questions. Just consume product, then get excited for next product!" which people like Bob are still asshurt over. Aside from his love of pretentious hipster garbage, he's pretty alright.
Jack of course can't actually give any defense for Bob, so he's reduced to saying "Fuck you" over and over like a child who just learned to swear throwing a tantrum.
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I’m foreseeing a lot of critics and cancel culture proponents hemming and hawing that Richard Jewell isn’t the kind of film that should be made right now. And even if Bob ends up liking the movie, he won’t waste a moment to bring up Clint Eastwood’s politics or his RNC speech.
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I mean, bringing up Clint talking to Chairman Obeem is always a crowd pleaser. I can't even blame Bob for doing that.
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These people are losing there jobs and doing meth all the time. Also they dont have real problems
Trash is stopping the superior future.
But wait! He didn't actually say that....
Given his writing ability, he should have taken this as a compliment
Trash is stopping the superior future.
But wait! He didn't actually say that....
Given his writing ability, he should have taken this as a compliment
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Bob has his review of Joker out. I haven't watched it, but I expect some exceptional hot takes from Mr. Fatfuck Mario
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Let me sum up the review in one picture
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So bob forgot to take his brain medicine
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Quick! Quick! They're in Bob's
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So based on what this chucklefuck is saying, I guess The Joker talks about how there are good people on both sides in this movie. Weird approach to the character, but okay.
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Remember, he hates moral grayness in the world. To Bob, the more black and white, the better.
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EDIT:
On a petty note, what's up with Bob's hair? You can see the shape of his skull through the thinning and, mainly, the poor compositing. His green screening is so bad you can see it cut through the Joker poster near the top.
On a not so petty note, at the 5:26 mark Bob says
"But when Arthur looses his cool and murders a trio of Wall Street types who were BULLYING him on the subway". The emphasis there is mine. Bob says it as just a throw away line most likely because it's not a seven syllable word or one you have to look up in the dictionary just so you know Bob owns a thesaurus. "Bullying" is a very, very interesting word coming from Bob "I eat babies from the Midwest as they taste the best" Chipman. I don't know how y'all will take this, as the movie technically releases today and it might be seen as a spoiler, so I'll just spoiler the explanation.
I guess that's what Bob considers bullying? Well, he was boasting about a week or so ago about how blocking people didn't have the same catharsis as kicking out a bar stool so someone's head crashes against the bar. Maybe this is just his life or he's a moron. Bob also says that the theme is "the real cause of all of your problems is probably a woman".
First, based.
Second, I think the real theme of the movie is that the pissed and downtrodden will only stay pissed and downtrodden till some crazy guy comes along and breaks the illusion of us living in a society. Speaking of which, I felt a little dirty when Bob said "we live in a society".
And biggest lie of them all? "
I wanted this to be good" 
Lastly, dat aside about Vegetta being on a Scarface shirt...
I don't know if any of you got to say the N-word yet, unlike that blue balling asshole from twitter, but I saw it last night, with actual cops patrolling lol. One of the the themes of the movie is the lower class citizens, the proletariat a breadtuber might call them, getting pissed off with the upper class elities, the bourgeois some other loaf might call them, and the world which they created. So unlike gamers, lazy assholes, they rise up and protest the system. So unless Fox news started saying "Comrade" after everything they say and shoot anyone that speaks ill of Chairman Carlson, I have no idea what this Erik retard is on about.
On a petty note, what's up with Bob's hair? You can see the shape of his skull through the thinning and, mainly, the poor compositing. His green screening is so bad you can see it cut through the Joker poster near the top.
On a not so petty note, at the 5:26 mark Bob says
Arthur gets jumped by some high rolling preppy boys who look like they just punched the clock from counting money. By jumped I mean they sucker punch him and then kick him repeatedly while he's on the ground, with no signs of stopping, till he shoots them.
First, based.
Second, I think the real theme of the movie is that the pissed and downtrodden will only stay pissed and downtrodden till some crazy guy comes along and breaks the illusion of us living in a society. Speaking of which, I felt a little dirty when Bob said "we live in a society".
And biggest lie of them all? "
I wanted this to be good" Lastly, dat aside about Vegetta being on a Scarface shirt...
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"Movie critics hate flicks about class warfare because in every society, the first parasites to be put against the wall are definitely youtube reviewers. Ha ha ha. " -The joker before he kills that whole troop of boy scouts in The Dark Knight Returns and Batman rips his head off.
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I haven't seen the movie yet (decided I'm going to just because it's being attacked by the exact people who are everything wrong with society today, congrats Bob, you're part of the ResetERA of movies) but I already knew that this claim about "Fox News talking points" was going to be absolute bullshit. It's the kind of thing exceptional leftist a-logs whose only understanding of Fox News is "the origin of all ideas I don't like" say. Back in the days before they had bigger fish to fry, Fox News could very easily have done their own exceptional whining about The Joker. With a few exceptions like Tucker and Greg Gutfeld, they're a pack of boomers with sticks up their butts.
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I could see it get praised if and when the media realize that they have fucked up HUGE and need to dial back their bullshit hate mongering for the sake of getting moderate and normies on their side in time for the election.
(For those too young; Jewell got falsely accused of being a bomber but the real villain turned out to be Eric Rudolph; a white supremacist/anti-abortion zealot who besides bombing the Olympics in Atlanta, killed multiple abortion clinic doctors).
They could use the film as a call to arms to tell the lunatic left to stop terrorizing and threatening normies, pointing out what happened to Jewell and how it lets the really bad people get away with their crimes by fixating the hate mob onto actual innocent people like Jewell
As for Joker.....
One theme of Joker seems to be to mimic Occupy Wallstreet which is insane given that the film is set in the 1980s which was a completely different environment where Occupy Wall-Street could never happen given anti-communinist sentiment at the time (the Cold War had been heated up with the Afghanistan invasion by Russia and Reagan's election).
Also, the idea of Joker being a symbol for the masses, without even knowing it and the implications that Joker would actually lean into it as opposed to immediately trying to off the protesters for copyright infringement or finding a way to weaponize them against Batman. At which point.... why even use Joker since "Batman villain using the mindless sheep that is the masses against the institutes of Gotham" is Penguin's bread and butt/stock plotline, as far as Penguin being the character who Batman writers use for such plotlines (as far as Penguin using populist anger to get elected Mayor).
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He doesn't even really need black and white positions. He automatically views everything that way to begin with, so even if it is morally gray he'll just assign black and white positions where needed.
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I love the hypocrisy of him treating people losing their jobs and having to retrain and move to find new ones as lazy folks who can't get their act together, meanwhile he threw a pity party when he was fired from the Escapist even though it wasn't even his only source of income, and he only has to pay for himself.These people are losing there jobs and doing meth all the time. Also they dont have real problems
Trash is stopping the superior future.
But wait! He didn't actually say that....
Bob is amazing isn't he, "no matter how much trash wants to hold it back." "he called people trash," "Nuh-uh!" its like he's trying to make himself look retarded, and succeeding.
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Was it just me or did Joker seriously fee like someone watched King of Comedy, but instead of that being a satirical dark comedy, they decided to play it super serious combined with pulling the same two stunts as Tim Burtons Joker did?
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I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you're not the only one who felt that way. The bad news is the other bloke writes for Polygon.
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As much as I dislike Polygon, I'll give 'em props that least one fucker looked at the movie and went "Hey wait a minute..."
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