Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

His scripts will never get made because hollywood hates money.


Hey, this movie you didn't say a damn thing about proves your argument wrong. I win. (EDITORS NOTE: the maya deren doc he is talking about is actually a surrealist film. This is literally intro to film studies 101 shit bob)


BERNIE = CULT


I didn't say anything about warren! I win.

 

[LiquidKid]

Bob calls himself a serious film critic, but then goes and takes James Gunn’s side over Martin Scorsese’s simply because the man dared to take a stance against marvel. classy Bob, classy

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob calls himself a serious film critic, but then goes and takes James Gunn’s side over Martin Scorsese’s simply because the man dared to take a stance against marvel. classy Bob, classy

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Bet ol' Jimmy was a huge Taxi Driver guy.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

All it takes is watching less than a minute of Bob’s movies to realize he’s a talentless hack. His videos are awful.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

His scripts will never get made because hollywood hates money.
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"ROBOCOP for kids"

That's... that's literally the live action Inspector Gadget movie they already made starring Matthew Broderick. A good hearted guy in law enforcement (security guard instead of cop in this case) gets his body demolished by the bad guy and comes back as a robot man to fight crime. I don't know how you could possibly be more true to that concept than the version they already made in 1999.

I even found this searching for clips on youtube. It's a fan trailer, but nothing in it is taken out of context. Aside from the serious music, this is the movie.

Does Bob not know about this, is he so afflicted with beetus amnesia that he's remembering that movie's plot as his own idea, or is he actually ripping it off and presenting it to his Twittertards as his original concept?

And no, the movie did not play gangbusters.

 

[The tired cat]

"ROBOCOP for kids"

That's... that's literally the live action Inspector Gadget movie they already made starring Matthew Broderick. A good hearted guy in law enforcement (security guard instead of cop in this case) gets his body demolished by the bad guy and comes back as a robot man to fight crime. I don't know how you could possibly be more true to that concept than the version they already made in 1999.

I even found this searching for clips on youtube. It's a fan trailer, but nothing in it is taken out of context. Aside from the serious music, this is the movie.

Does Bob not know about this, is he so afflicted with beetus amnesia that he's remembering that movie's plot as his own idea, or is he actually ripping it off and presenting it to his Twittertards as his original concept?

And no, the movie did not play gangbusters.

I'm gonna say the later, mostly because he hopes NOBODY remembers this movie, and let's be real only a few probably do, while the more younger Twittertard generation doesn't really have any knowledge about it so he hopes to pass it off as his own creation to flex what a genius mind he is.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

They've also already made Robocop for kids

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing how Bob’s pitches is just lazy remakes, I could say he ought to work at Disney, but then I remember the Mouse would never hire Bob to run their studios.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm gonna say the later, mostly because he hopes NOBODY remembers this movie, and let's be real only a few probably do, while the more younger Twittertard generation doesn't really have any knowledge about it so he hopes to pass it off as his own creation to flex what a genius mind he is.

I remember it because the McDonald’s toy where you collected pieces to build a massive Inspector Gadget haunted me for years because I never once saw it complete in person.

Seeing how Bob’s pitches is just lazy remakes, I could say he ought to work at Disney, but then I remember the Mouse would never hire Bob to run their studios.

what’s funny is that Disney doesn’t actually like outside people suggesting remakes, that’s the studio exec’s job. Outside people are the ones who bring in the new content to be butchered it turned into unplanned sequels.
but it also shows how unsurprisingly bankrupt his creativity is. A critic who can’t come up with good ideas, who would have thought?

 

[Kyria the Great]

A critic who can’t come up with good ideas, who would have thought?

Well those who can't make critic, and those who can't critic can work at any 3rd rate rag that will hire their sorry ass with Patreon for those pathetic hanger-ons who don't find better critics.

 

[Rei is shit]

Bob doesnt have time to engage with trolls as he has a busy night ahead of him. Note: he was on twitter all night long


Bernie has the support of teatchers but warren has librarians. This makes warren better.


The mayonaise ghouls must've robbed bob of the superior flooring he deserves


Even in "art" school he was obsessed with super heroes


This is a lie


Everything can be tied back to super heroes


Fat director man bad

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob's a big fan, @Hellfire.

Didn't Bob attend Salem State? That's no art school.

Campaign season has barely begun. Election season is way, way off.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Fat director man bad
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Bob's just jealous because Fat Director Man can eat his own weight in ham every day and still find a woman willing to fuck him. He's also worth the GDP of a small country, whereas Bob will slog around on hipster welfare and live in a dumpy basement forever.

 

[Foltest]

Fat director man bad
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okay, so what is his issues with Tulsi Gabbard?Is he angry that maybe (keyword here is maybe) the first female president in the US will not be his hillary?

 

[Lensherr]

okay, so what is his issues with Tulsi Gabbard?Is he angry that maybe (keyword here is maybe) the first female president in the US will not be his hillary?

Bob has a weird disdain for most strains of non-neoliberal, populist left-wing politics, which is what Gabbard ostensibly represents. This probably has to do with his massive futurism boner; he likely sees this aforementioned brand of politics as prioritizing the wrong issues or having the wrong approaches to these issues, since he believes that we should be focused on working towards a Star Trek-style utopia that will somehow solve all these issues and most importantly of all, I speculate, his issues.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I am surprised Bob hates Michael Moore of all people. You'd think Bob would like his stuff.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I am surprised Bob hates Michael Moore of all people. You'd think Bob would like his stuff.

And his diet.

 

[The tired cat]

I am surprised Bob hates Michael Moore of all people. You'd think Bob would like his stuff.

Well, don't forget Moore did make videos about the working class, that Bobo so despises.

 

[LiquidKid]

Fat director man bad
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Why are you doing this to me, Bob? Why are you making me take a side that defends an opinion of god damn Michael Moore just because you’re the stupider pompous fat man of the two?
I hate this feeling

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I am surprised Bob hates Michael Moore of all people. You'd think Bob would like his stuff.

Moore is at a weird place politically, since he's a leftie while being a FUCKING WHITE MALE and from a working-class background, and doesn't disdain any of the above. As a result, he focuses on class, jerbs, and all that other stuff that Bob thinks needs to be swept away for his moon wheat plantation.