Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BubbleButt]

Bob got dragged on the Super Best Friends subreddit.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob got dragged on the Super Best Friends subreddit.

Glad that subreddit still shows that it has taste.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

One never knows how even a modest amount of fame will affect one's character. I mean, Bob barely qualifies as Z-list and he's an insufferable asshole.

We've seen how even the smallest, pettiest of shit inflates his already massive ego. Just look at how smug he has become over things like getting rehired at The Escapist or Gunn getting rehired by Disney.

Nothing really seems to take the wind out of Bob's sails when it comes to his personality. Things only fuel it to make it even worse than it already is.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

https://youtu.be/j36N9XJm4DI 2 EFAP affilliates cover his Joker review

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Massachusetts is getting its shit pushed in by rain today and tomorrow. 3" - 8" total expected.

PBR man cave flood watch 2019, go!

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

We'll all be pro-genocide soon!
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Oh God. I don't think I've laughed as hard as this in a long time. "Long hard road of difficult decisions." As if Bob would be standing there with a rifle on the Day of the Rope judging how many approaching goobergrapers he could headshot before he had to reload. His fellow urbanite Democrats would be a far greater threat to him (because of population density and interrupted supply lines causing most of the local food to run out,) than any of the Red State Mayonnaise Ghoul working classers that he so fears.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

In a similar manner to the way he makes of fun other's lack of intelligence despite being an exceptional individual, Bob likes to make fun of other's appearances despite looking like an even fatter version of Mundane Matt.

Bob's in no position to mock others for their appearance when he looks like the guy who lingers near playgrounds in a windowless van.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Have we really gotten almost 2200 pages deep without anyone ever calling him "MorlockBob"?

EDIT: Feh, we were calling him a Morlock in 2017. Well, it's still true.

Given how he likes to sometimes dismissively call his critics “sport,” I’m deeply disappointed that the nickname The Great Fatsby never took hold.

 

[Lensherr]

Spoiler: Slightly off-topic movie sperging

So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).

 

[Positron]

How much of a spinless bitch Ollie is to allow this fucker to call the literal basis of his ideology "obsolete"?

> Tranny chaser
> Spine
Pick one.

And how is petite bourgeoisie a "defunct caste"? Anyone who owns the means of production, is not hired by an employer, and is not hiring anyone (or hiring only a small number of people) is a petit bourgeoise. This applies to almost all famous names on youtube. Bobby may call his capeshit reviews "esoteric digital work", but his relationship with the economic system follows the same pattern as a poet 200 years ago.

(Incidentally this is exactly why Bobby isn't working class under Marxist definitions: he owns the computer with which he makes his videos)

Philosophy Tube has some great quotes here that deserve to be in his own thread, if he has one. "I'm ALWAYS performing!" "Engels was a class traitor and legendary chad."

Engels was a legendary chad, and so was Marx. Marx was actually the bigger chad considering he had no money or status.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Spoiler: Slightly off-topic movie sperging

So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).

I saw it too and I thought it was a risky film to do on the Joker (which Joaquin Phoenix should win the Oscar by the way) that it paid off well. I think this movie is pissing off Bob and his ilk because it challenges them on society.

 

[LiquidKid]

I saw it too and I thought it was a risky film to do on the Joker (which Joaquin Phoenix should win the Oscar by the way) that it paid off well. I think this movie is pissing off Bob and his ilk because it challenges them on society.

Critics and the media in general want to believe that they can actually control what people like. This is the first major instance where they couldn’t after the success of captain marvel made it seem like they could

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Spoiler: Slightly off-topic movie sperging

So I just saw Joker last night. I'm still processing it, because it was fucking harrowing, but it definitely made an impression on me.

Looking at Bob's reaction to the movie, I'm astounded as to how he can shit all over it while giving a pass to mediocre pap like Captain Marvel. Say what you want about Joker, and I'm sure that there are legitimate criticisms to be made of it, but one thing that it's definitely not IMO is forgettable, which describes Captain Marvel to a T and is quite possibly the worst thing that a movie can be (case in point, The Room is an awful movie but is still memorable).

Spoiler

The most shameful thing about Carol Danvers is how they have not only made her so bland and forgetable they had to make a new and more bland and forgetable character to replace her twice now

 

[Rei is shit]

Why does he hate elon? You'd think the man who could make moon wheat happen would be loved by bob


I guess his schlotober shit is actually showing films?


"increasing male pattern baldness"


Bob gets mad when you point out his nonsensical rants


This came at the end of a long tweet chain about ellen degeneres and bush

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“@PoRiverJamBand @briensatrash Oh, it's not long for this world... PLOT TWIST! ...because it doesn't matter, because "movie stars" are now "characters" (i.e. Chris Evans is a B-list actor, CAPTAIN AMERICA is a movie star) with both digitally-extendable lifespans and generationally-transferable...

twitter.com

INTELLIGENCE IS THE ONLY VIRTUE


Yes, I'm sure that is the only reason anyone could dislike marvel


Steal this billion dollar idea hollywood

 

[LightDragonman1]

I gotta ask, why exactly is Bob so fricken obsessed with leaving the planet and starting up colonies on the moon and Mars? Heck, it seems like that's the main reason he hates those from flyover states, and he thinks that holding onto traditional ways is standing in the way of progress towards his dream of space travel and the like.

 

[Mola Ram]

I gotta ask, why exactly is Bob so fricken obsessed with leaving the planet and starting up colonies on the moon and Mars? Heck, it seems like that's the main reason he hates those from flyover states, and he thinks that holding onto traditional ways is standing in the way of progress towards his dream of space travel and the like.

At a first guess, Bob is miserable. Wouldn't you be? And like many miserable people who fail to recognize themselves as the source of their misery, he places the blame on every external factor imaginable. If he were in a wildly different place, especially the sort of science fantasy utopia he was weaned on, everything would be better and he wouldn't be such a miserable shitbag.

 

[DuckSucker]

Bob got dragged on the Super Best Friends subreddit.

Aw shit I didnt know they had a fucking crane to drag him. Im moving in two weeks and I wouldnt have hired movers if I knew I could have asked to borrow it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

At a first guess, Bob is miserable. Wouldn't you be? And like many miserable people who fail to recognize themselves as the source of their misery, he places the blame on every external factor imaginable. If he were in a wildly different place, especially the sort of science fantasy utopia he was weaned on, everything would be better and he wouldn't be such a miserable shitbag.

You also have the "scientific progress" angle. Bob is very extreme when it comes to this subject. Anything that can be done has to be done. It's the very reason why he hates stories like "The Terminator" franchise.

On a seperate note, I love the childish aspect to what Bob thinks is realistic capabilities. He never takes into accountability that science isn't what we see in fiction and has limitations. To him it's nothing more than a gateway for magic to happen.

 

[Mola Ram]

To him it's nothing more than a gateway for magic to happen.

This is a pretty typical attitude for people who fetishize science without understanding it.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I gotta ask, why exactly is Bob so fricken obsessed with leaving the planet and starting up colonies on the moon and Mars? Heck, it seems like that's the main reason he hates those from flyover states, and he thinks that holding onto traditional ways is standing in the way of progress towards his dream of space travel and the like.

He thinks he is a science officer material type for the Enterprise