Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Manwithn0n0men]

I like how you think, and maybe Bobby could get a job that suits him or, after hitting a rough patch (maybe Connie breaking up with him for Chane Wassanasong (or really her parents set up their relationship)), get his act together and go to a community college to enter a trade or work to get back into college, not to mention that just because he’s living in her basement he can’t help around the house or raising the kids (unlike some cows we know here).

I do see potential of single mother Luanne being a likable or sympathetic character since she is rather slow and she’ll definitely be struggling with providing for the family and working to stay afloat in current year. I’d still like to see old Hank and Peggy in biker gear and visiting them in their retirement sometimes, occasionally giving Bobby a stern talking about getting his life together by getting a job or joining the military like Bill (and also helping him accomplish it).

Also you can use Bobby "Not getting himself togther" as a way to explore fleshed out nu arlen

Bobby driving for Uber and those services. Struggling to get into stand up. Getting to do like a public access kids show

 

[The tired cat]

If Bob was to do one of his reboot ideas. I'm guessing his version would be Jurassic Park opens and is a big hit, but is attacked by either dudebros who think the park took their jerbs, or gamergate angry that it's Halo or Call of Duty. Ending the Tweet chain with "$150 million opening weekend easy" like all of his other shitty pitches.

Bob being poor is one of the more confusing things about him. I know there was a lengthy talk about his fiances not too long ago, but Bob is of the opinion that people in rural America should move to major cities, but simultaneously claims that thanks to the internet and the information economy, people can make a living anywhere. But Bob does neither of these things. I guess Boston counts as a major city, but he's living in the suburbs.

Nah, I think if Bobo was allowed to make a reboot. He'd go with how the park gets attacked by crazy religious people going on about how the park offends God and how dinosaurs never really existed.

This is his dumbest reboot idea yet
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So, he pretty much took a chapter from Ready Player One, where the main character made his AI look like Max Headroom.

 

[instythot]

I want to resist derailing this further into King of the Hill talk but...

Hank would not like Trump, because how can you trust a man who eats his steak well done with ketchup, ketchup. But he wouldn't be Trump deranged and like some of the things he's doing. If he'd supported anyone, it would have to be a moderate democrat like Tulsi Gabbard. Peggie would defiantly be for Warren just due to how similar they are. How the fuck Bob missed that one up is beyond me. Bobbie would like Trump because of how funny he is. Dale would support McAfee because of his standoffs with the CIA. Joseph would secretly become "red pilled" and support Richard Spencer, calling people online cucks.

The Khans would support Beto purely to network with elite Texas democrats. There could be a whole plotline of the Khans trying to get Connie to work on the Beto campaign just to network and build a name for herself with the local dems, but she and Bobbie (convincing him with Neetbux platform) campaign for Andrew Yang.

But, since this is in Texas and we're including politics... which characters like Cruz?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

.... which characters like Cruz?

Alabaster!

Spoiler

 

[MirrorNoir]

Do we actually know if Bob was bullied, as in docs or a separate party saying he was? Bob is a narcissistic entitled twat who probably rewrites his past three times a day to whatever makes him feel superior; he's the definitionof an unreliable narrator. He might have been bullied, or more likely people just pushed back whenever he tried starting shit.

"How does it feel to know you'll never leave your Dad's carshop, Kevin?"

"I got a basketball scholarship to University of Boston. Fuck you, you fat weirdo."

"Wah! Mrs. Wallace!"

There have been conflicting stories

Some say he was and that his "80s are better than the 90s/hate boner for all things 90s" thing is the result of him being left alone in grade school during the 80s but being bullied mercilessly once he hit high school and the decade changed to the 90s and as such, he associates 90s culture with high school and the bullying he suffered hence his hate boner for all things 90s.

But others say he was the big creepy loser had Dennis Reynolds level delusions of being cool/superior to everyone and refused to socialize with anyone, which was Bob's way of coping with the fact that he was so fucking creepy that no one wanted to be his friend but being so fat and big for his age, that bullies didn't go after Bob because of fear he'd spaz out on them violence-wise.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I think we can agree that everything that was good and pure in pop culture had a constant stream from 1977 to 1999.

We would have had an unbroken chain from the 1950's but the 60's had to happen.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Blob, woke AF official ally, wants a show about a fem AI that is subservient to a man?

I like when Blob shows his true nature.

in other words, a typical self-hating male ally/thinly disguised sex offender
were it not for the fact he's a complete shut-in, you can bet he'd be hanging round his local bar slipping crafty roofies into women's drinks

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

in other words, a typical self-hating male ally/thinly disguised sex offender
were it not for the fact he's a complete shut-in, you can bet he'd be hanging round his local bar slipping crafty roofies into women's drinks

if that were happening, he'd probably mix up the drinks and down the roofies himself, given his incompetence

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I’m surprised Bob hasn’t gone full Zoe Quinn for the Chinese government, I mean they’re the main reason why Marvel movies can even go above the billions in the box-office.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Why did Bob bring up King of The Hill? He should hate that show since it prominently features “the obsoletes” not to mention that take of a 2016 Arlen becoming a methhole is still how he perceives small southern towns.

Early this year, it was leaked that Fox approached Mike Judge about reviving King of the Hill due to the success that other revival shows have had. Which in turn led to online speculation towards how the show would address/adapt to the current year as King of the Hill ended right before the SJW death kult and Trump came along.

 

[Judge Holden]

Early this year, it was leaked that Fox approached Mike Judge about reviving King of the Hill due to the success that other revival shows have had. Which in turn led to online speculation towards how the show would address/adapt to the current year as King of the Hill ended right before the SJW death kult and Trump came along.

So what you are saying is the roots of the SJW leprosy of culture and media and the subsequent rise of the Drumpf Reich can all be traced back to this show being shat into existence?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Early this year, it was leaked that Fox approached Mike Judge about reviving King of the Hill due to the success that other revival shows have had. Which in turn led to online speculation towards how the show would address/adapt to the current year as King of the Hill ended right before the SJW death kult and Trump came along.

I see, did he tell Fox to shove it up their collective ugly asses because there is no way that this show will work in current year?

 

[Syaoran Li]

I see, did he tell Fox to shove it up their collective ugly asses because there is no way that this show will work in current year?

Not sure how he responded to Fox, to be honest.

I do know that in 2018, Mike Judge was talking about a new King of the Hill series and was negotiating with Fox and a few others. He had indicated that he was interested in a revival, and had mentioned both a direct continuation of the original series with an older Hank and an adult Bobby and a complete reboot of the original concept at different points that year with most of his interviews indicating he was more interested in the former.

This discussion of a King of the Hill revival was at its peak in the summer of 2018 and it's widely suspected that these talks may have had something to do with Adult Swim letting the show's license expire and why it then went to Comedy Central and Hulu right afterwards.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Not sure how he responded to Fox, to be honest.

I do know that in 2018, Mike Judge was talking about a new King of the Hill series and was negotiating with Fox and a few others. He had indicated that he was interested in a revival, and had mentioned both a direct continuation of the original series with an older Hank and an adult Bobby and a complete reboot of the original concept at different points that year with most of his interviews indicating he was more interested in the former.

This discussion of a King of the Hill revival was at its peak in the summer of 2018 and it's widely suspected that these talks may have had something to do with Adult Swim letting the show's license expire and why it then went to Comedy Central and Hulu right afterwards.

Ohhhhhh, so the sequel series idea I was talking about is a possibility. I didn’t even need to know this but I’m already a better idea guy for unoriginal ideas.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Why did Bob bring up King of The Hill? He should hate that show since it prominently features “the obsoletes” not to mention that take of a 2016 Arlen becoming a methhole is still how he perceives small southern towns.

Considering how he casually throws out that Arlen would be a meth hole ghost town (which is a good thing to him according to everything else he tweets) and how clueless his political projections on the characters are, I don't think he actually likes the show. Probably someone in his brother's family, or someone he used to know when he socialized more was a fan and he saw a couple of episodes with them or it was playing in the background while he was visiting.

I am surprised that he said two of the most prominent non-white characters would vote for Trump, while a bunch of the obsolete whites wouldn't. Further proof that the racial rhetoric Bob throws out is just bullshit to try and endear himself to the lefties. He doesn't really believe in the Drumpf Nazi bullshit that his exceptional little fanbase does.

 

[BR55]

Hank Hill freaked out because George Bush's handshake was too limp but he'd vote for Beto O'Rourke lol

Has Bob ever watched any of the shows he discusses?

Why am I not surprised that Bob thinks Beto is still a thing or will be a thing in the future?
Beto came close to winning because everyone hated Ted Cruz and the DNC pumped a grotesque amount of money into his campaign.
He did not represent some great paradigm shift in Texas politics and as evidence I point to the fact that every other statewide Republican won by the usual 20+ points.
And now Beto is literally a percentage error from having negative support in the primary.
Like fuck can Bob just be informed about politics for once in his miserable life?
It's like he goes out of his way to have the dumbest and most blatantly wrong takes imaginable.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I see, did he tell Fox to shove it up their collective ugly asses because there is no way that this show will work in current year?

Judge got raped in a divorce about ten years ago. Raped so hard, he finally told MTV he'd do more Beavis and Butthead (and got fucked over by the feminazis at the network who killed the revival because, while getting some of the biggest ratings MTV's had in ages, "got ratings from the wrong people" IE male viewers).

Also, Silicon Valley (which while successful didn't make B&B or KOTH money) ends this fall so Judge basically needs cash ASAP. Hence Fox approaching him to bring back KOTH, which Fox has long regretted cancelling since it still does gangbusters in syndication and the DVDs finally started selling big time.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Judge got raped in a divorce about ten years ago. Raped so hard, he finally told MTV he'd do more Beavis and Butthead (and got fucked over by the feminazis at the network who killed the revival because, while getting some of the biggest ratings MTV's had in ages, "got ratings from the wrong people" IE male viewers).

Also, Silicon Valley (which while successful didn't make B&B or KOTH money) ends this fall so Judge basically needs cash ASAP. Hence Fox approaching him to bring back KOTH, which Fox has long regretted cancelling since it still does gangbusters in syndication and the DVDs finally started selling big time.

Now everything makes sense. And I’m glad that King of the Hill is getting the recognization it should’ve gotten, it was quite the best satirical and serious cartoon dealing with various cultures. It may not be South Park as it deals with certain current events with incredibly dark humor, Family Guy that does the same with an abundance of shock humor, or the Simpsons that was...well the Simpsons, but it took things with both a humorous and serious side as it dealt with a rather socially awkward man who basked in the traditional values of work and church and having to deal with people, even in his own family, that is unfamiliar to him. Hell, there’s a video of the various culture clashes King of the Hill did, some being rather relevant today (especially the Hippie episode). And all of this is tied together with a realistic style of animation (with a handbook provided) and down-to-earth personalities, even when one of them is a major conspiracy theorist and finding the government not so trustworthy.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I’m surprised Bob hasn’t gone full Zoe Quinn for the Chinese government, I mean they’re the main reason why Marvel movies can even go above the billions in the box-office.

I was surprised about his lack of input, especially considering he's been sucking off China for years since they basically have his perfect government. He probably realises the SJWs sempais he wants to notice him would tear him a new asshole, but also wants to be a good little slave for his corporate overlords, so he's finally doing the smart thing and keeping his mouth shut.

Now if only he could do that more, he might actually make some progress.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Cow crossover time!

To the random passerby this seems innocuous enough but we know better don't we, fellow Bobologists? And as of the time of this writing, no, of course John hasn't responded to Bobbyboi. John has..."clout"(?) and a run for congress to worry about.