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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Something really got Bob riled up yesterday, because he a supreme American of intelligence has decided to enlighten the obsoletes of Twitter with a big brained take on foreign policy.
Remember: Criticising a war monger, showing a willingness to listen to people with opposing views and generally running on political platform that isn't "FUCK DURNALFODO KRUMFPHST!!!"= Lunatic. And showing a complete intolerance for opposing opinions, constantly ranting about how the majority of the US are dumb, evil and obsolete and calling for a dystopian future were only people who think like Bob are allowed to succeed and vote= Sane American of Intellignece.
I honestly feel a mix of anger and second-hand embarrassment whenever Bob shows his retarded hate-boner for Tulsi, because I really don't like Tulsi either and Bob, through his retardation, effectively becomes a Tulsi asset whenever he talks about her.
This is actually kind of an almost respectable position. "Yelling at me on Twitter isn't going to stop me from working with someone, I'll associate with whoever I want." Except he could've talked reasonably to people instead of being a dick and blocking everyone first.
Also if Jack is going to have this attitude he better never, EVER come down on anyone else for who they associate with, up to and including palling around with alt-right figures. Richard Spencer has expressed less ill intent towards his undesirables than Bob has towards his.
It's AIDSMoby though, so I fully expect him to be a hypocritical, soy-filled bitch.
Bob's always been a "Do as I say, not as I do" sort of guy, if the "Morbidly Obese Shut In Tells You To Start Exercising" video didn't already tell you that.
Princess Peach is basically Hillary Clinton (who should abolish elections and become a monarch) and Bowser is basically Trump. That's the message of the Mario games. I can't help it if you're not a superior American of intelligence enough to see the subtle metaphor at play here.
Bob's always been a "Do as I say, not as I do" sort of guy, if the "Morbidly Obese Shut In Tells You To Start Exercising" video didn't already tell you that.
It's more a lack of self-awareness. I remember one Game Overthinker he criticised the Sonic fandom for thinking the comics were canon to the games and telling them they were dumb for assuming they were ever more than American localisations... except that that's exactly what he does with the old Mario cartoons.
I reckon you could give him a perfect clone of himself and he'd insist that this replicant is nothing like him because it's too fat, bald, and whiny. The clone on the other hand would assume it's the original because Bob Prime is obviously too much of neckbeard incel to be the real Bob Chipman.
It's more a lack of self-awareness. I remember one Game Overthinker he criticised the Sonic fandom for thinking the comics were canon to the games and telling them they were dumb for assuming they were ever more than American localisations... except that that's exactly what he does with the old Mario cartoons.
I reckon you could give him a perfect clone of himself and he'd insist that this replicant is nothing like him because it's too fat, bald, and whiny. The clone on the other hand would assume it's the original because Bob Prime is obviously too much of neckbeard incel to be the real Bob Chipman.
I said a long time ago that it would be absolutely hilarious for Bob to experience a "Father Call" in some way. Even if he took no lessons from it, just watching him have to experience someone point out the reality of his life to him would be fantastic.
It'll never happen of course. Bob wouldn't allow it. It's only a pipe dream.
Jack is presumably "One of the Good Ones" in Bob's twisted worldview.
Although anyone with a brain would chose a Midwest farm over their brothers basement in some desolate Boston suburb truth be told.
I don't know guys. This case with James Younger is so cut and dry to me that I really can't imagine anyone outside of the lunatic fringe being on the "chemically castrating a seven year old boy" side. Fortunately for us Bob is that flabby fringe. He is forever the good ally to the transtastic troons, even to their crazy mothers who're probably trying to get back their ex anyway they can no matter how many of their son's dicks they needs to snip.
Before I fully succumb to apoplectic rage I'm gonna relax with this nice pic courtesy of The Chipa.
For me it's the way the light is shinning off of Bob. I know he's there but it makes him look like he's green screen'd in. I know he' not composited himself in the shot because I've seen his "visual effects" and there's no healthy green radiance surrounding him. On top of all of that and I like to think that he wasn't smiling because he's caught off guard in a candid moment but rather that he's perpetually miserable.
At least he dressed up properly for this gala for his mom. That would lead me to believe that he knows how which begs a lot of questions if that's true.
I don't know guys. This case with James Younger is so cut and dry to me that I really can't imagine anyone outside of the lunatic fringe being on the "chemically castrating a seven year old boy" side. Fortunately for us Bob is that flabby fringe. He is forever the good ally to the transtastic troons, even to their crazy mothers who're probably trying to get back their ex anyway they can no matter how many of their son's dicks they needs to snip.
For me it's the way the light is shinning off of Bob. I know he's there but it makes him look like he's green screen'd in. I know he' not composited himself in the shot because I've seen his "visual effects" and there's no healthy green radiance surrounding him. On top of all of that and I like to think that he wasn't smiling because he's caught off guard in a candid moment but rather that he's perpetually miserable.
At least he dressed up properly for this gala for his mom. That would lead me to believe that he knows how which begs a lot of questions if that's true.
Ironically this is the only picture of Bob where he looks like a normal person instead of a manchild wearing mario blazers or some sort of ghoul with their cheek bones sunken in.
I don't know guys. This case with James Younger is so cut and dry to me that I really can't imagine anyone outside of the lunatic fringe being on the "chemically castrating a seven year old boy" side. Fortunately for us Bob is that flabby fringe. He is forever the good ally to the transtastic troons, even to their crazy mothers who're probably trying to get back their ex anyway they can no matter how many of their son's dicks they needs to snip.
For me it's the way the light is shinning off of Bob. I know he's there but it makes him look like he's green screen'd in. I know he' not composited himself in the shot because I've seen his "visual effects" and there's no healthy green radiance surrounding him. On top of all of that and I like to think that he wasn't smiling because he's caught off guard in a candid moment but rather that he's perpetually miserable.
At least he dressed up properly for this gala for his mom. That would lead me to believe that he knows how which begs a lot of questions if that's true.
Even if I were a troon myself, I'd still pause and wonder if it's a good idea to pump a seven year old full of potentially damaging hormones. If only because it doesn't look very good for my side when a bunch of ghoulish Identarians want to chemically castrate a kid who's probably not even old enough to know what Death is yet. Bob is only supporting this because he's hoping to score with the only "women" who would be desperate enough to give him a chance: those whose vaginas are as natural as the fabric used to make Bob's Couch Blazer.
Ironically this is the only picture of Bob where he looks like a normal person instead of a manchild wearing mario blazers or some sort of ghoul with their cheek bones sunken in.
He looks pretty miserable considering he's at a party though, and I'm not a fan of that vest. It looks like it was the least objectionable one out of a dozen or so of the loudest, most hideous vests he could find that somewhat fit him in a thrift store, and whichever family member he was shopping with told him to buy that one.
Even if I were a troon myself, I'd still pause and wonder if it's a good idea to pump a seven year old full of potentially damaging hormones. If only because it doesn't look very good for my side when a bunch of ghoulish Identarians want to chemically castrate a kid who's probably not even old enough to know what Death is yet. Bob is only supporting this because he's hoping to score with the only "women" who would be desperate enough to give him a chance: those whose vaginas are as natural as the fabric used to make Bob's Couch Blazer.
I'm sure their go-to defense is that the mom got a couple of therapists to examine the kid and testify that he's trans. Of course a bunch of therapists also started the Satanic abuse panic in the 90's that was based on a big fat lie. And most of Freud's theories have now been debunked. If you actually take a basic psych class (which I have) and have a moderately critical eye, you quickly realize how much of psychiatry is trend hopping that gets completely refuted decades later, because the human brain and behavior are so incredibly complex and hard to predict. But people continue to insist that shrinks are as objective and fact-based in their field as chemists are in theirs.
And the whole thing that kicked this off according to the mother herself is that the kid liked the movie Frozen. That's what made her decide he must be trans.
Does Bob that Joker, the movie he disliked so hard as a symbol of the angry white male, just caught up in profits with Avengers: Endgame and might surpass it because it hasn't been released in China yet?
How will the Blob react when he realizes his sacred cow has been debunked by the symbol of white anger and rebellion?
Step-mother; the boy and his brother were made out of the husband's sperm and a donor egg, she's no blood relative to either of them. And yeah, according to the dad, telling him he was a girl is just the tip of the iceberg; to avoid a derail, I'll just say "we have munchie sign the likes of which God himself has not seen."
So yeah, it's just like Bob (and Jezebel for that matter, feminists are fascinatingly bad at this) to pick the absolute worst "muh trans rights" case humanly possible to stan for.
Does Bob that Joker, the movie he disliked so hard as a symbol of the angry white male, just caught up in profits with Avengers: Endgame and might surpass it because it hasn't been released in China yet?
How will the Blob react when he realizes his sacred cow has been debunked by the symbol of white anger and rebellion?
I don't know guys. This case with James Younger is so cut and dry to me that I really can't imagine anyone outside of the lunatic fringe being on the "chemically castrating a seven year old boy" side. Fortunately for us Bob is that flabby fringe. He is forever the good ally to the transtastic troons, even to their crazy mothers who're probably trying to get back their ex anyway they can no matter how many of their son's dicks they needs to snip.
Why does Bob support the idea of a 7 year old boy getting chemically castrated?
Is it:
A) To get male ally points from Twitter Lunatics
B) Because James is a mayonnaise ghoul and if he troons out, it will literally be impossible for him to make more mayonnaise ghouls
C) Both
Also, you know you suck as a comedian when your sperging and outrage moments are genuinely more entertaining and funny than your jokes.
I think Bob was being sincere here. I mean Bob's Tulsi Derangement Syndrome sperging should be enough evidence that he does support "harassing" non-white female politicians... At least the ones he disagrees with.
I don't know guys. This case with James Younger is so cut and dry to me that I really can't imagine anyone outside of the lunatic fringe being on the "chemically castrating a seven year old boy" side.