Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Manwithn0n0men]

Wait, so Super Mario Bros lore is about a faithful and xenophobic servant refusing to let his ruler marry the neighboring ruler because this would be the catalyst for a civil war because once the heir is born the kingdoms will be united and this will cause an economic crisis due the migration and taxes being handled wrongly by the left wing party that will result ultimately in the death of the royals?

I can’t believe Mario lore is that deep you guys

Also the Story of Mario isnt even the most famous videogame story

Yes, Black Panther was definitely a huge cultural movement, as we can plainly see by the vast number of copycat movies. Lol, no, it was completely disposable capeshit and is already mostly forgotten and unwatched. Oh, but people not bothering to rewatch it is the internet's fault.

Marvel/Disney tried it with Captain Marvel, plans to again with Shang Chi, and plans to later with a hispanic character and a muslim character

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't want to sound like an authority on Bob or psychology, because I think that there are many people on this thread that know him better than I do and the internet has no shortage of armchair psychologists, but I think that this might be due to a desire to fit in. I think that for a guy in that bugman/nuemale/geek space there is a desire to fit in with everyone else. I think that at least some of these people see the MCU as a way to be a nerd/geek, but also relate to normies, because the MCU is this really popular thing. I also know that Bob said something about how he wanted to use his knowledge of video games to become some sort of video game guru that everyone wanted to talk to. Maybe his MCU obsession is a way to do that, but for Marvel movies. As for the politics stuff, I think that's just run of the mill progressive nonsense.

That's part of it. Another reason is the fact that they are incredibly formulaic, with simple paint by number plots that have a clear good guy and a clear bad guy.

You have to remember he has an extreme black and white worldview. He doesn't want to experience movies that challenge you or make you think. He's demonstrated that he'll rage out at these types of movies for doing just that, with Joker being the latest example.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's demonstrated that he'll rage out at these types of movies for doing just that, with Joker being the latest example.

Joker really proves how lazily stupid Bob is at reviewing movies. I'm under the assumption that he had his mind made up when he got the memo from his cronies to bash the film. To me, it is representative of how garbage film criticism is.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob will eat anything except people feeding him his own bullshit.

Spoiler: What? It’s good protein!

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There is LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE between eating crustaceans and eating maggots and/or roaches. Get educated mayonnaise ghouls and just eat them!

Bob's people are coastal New Englanders and he doesn't know they used lobster as garden fertilizer until after WW2 and would see you as some kind of mad barbarian for even thinking of eating one.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Spoiler: Off-topic Black Widow nonsense

I dread what he'll say about Black Widow. He won't be praising it for finally tying up loose ends and giving Natasha's story the closure it needs.

Natasha's story should have gotten closure when she died in NY after her arm was torn off when she tried to grab a passing alien jet bike and she fell to her death.

Make that Black Widow movie and I'll go see it otherwise I have zero interest in watching ScarJo give her I'm ready to blow you Mr. Director look for probably two hours.

Regarding Bob's assertion and one that is a common goto for people with a fetish for getting other people to eat bugs:

No, Lobsters aren't giant cockroaches. They are part of the same clade but they aren't the same. It would be like saying humans and cows are practically the same because they have four limbs and are both mammals so why not eat humans? That argument is absurd.

Also why is it okay to eat bugs? Bugs are living things. By eating bugs you are actually extinguishing more life than if you eat part of a cow many other people also eat from.

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Here we see Blob showing why he is such a popular...entertainer?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Marvel/Disney tried it with Captain Marvel, plans to again with Shang Chi, and plans to later with a hispanic character and a muslim character

Marvel Studios is planning to release a Ms. Marvel series on Disney+ in 2021 or 22.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Marvel Studios is planning to release a Ms. Marvel series on Disney+ in 2021 or 22.

they will roll her into the planned Young Avengers film

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Bob's people are coastal New Englanders and he doesn't know they used lobster as garden fertilizer until after WW2 and would see you as some kind of mad barbarian for even thinking of eating one.

Lobster was poor people food, until the elites decided it was tasty. Land bugs will be poor people food, except for small amounts of 'delicacy' bugs, or 'ironic' dishes where the elites have their spin on a poor person food.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Bob's people are coastal New Englanders and he doesn't know they used lobster as garden fertilizer until after WW2 and would see you as some kind of mad barbarian for even thinking of eating one.

Until they returned to their city under the water?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's people are coastal New Englanders and he doesn't know they used lobster as garden fertilizer until after WW2 and would see you as some kind of mad barbarian for even thinking of eating one.

You just don’t get it MAN! Sea bugs are just like land bugs MAN! Drown them in butter and shove it down your gaping maw MAN!

Spoiler: Entire restaurants!

I really am getting a kick about how much Bob is trying to approve of eating bugs by equating them with seafood. I guess because the wrong people refuse to eat the bugs that means Bobbyboi is all for a mealworm sausage? I mean he hasn’t even brought up the “environmental” angle that everyone is using to support this. I wonder what he’ll do when he finds the people who refuse to live in pods?

This is all so bizarre. No movie ever conceived by man would/will ever be able to faithfully tell the story of Clown-world.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Now, this is something that intrigues me about Bob. I don't want to powerlevel, but I'm good at social interactions and I'm not really one of those feminist types either. I'm pretty confident I don't actually hate women or anything like that, but I also think that most of my views on women and gender are to the right of the overton window. With that having been said I have no idea how someone who calls themselves a feminist would do this to any women. I was told from many people that using a 1-10 number scale to rate women in any way is a big no-no. I also find it personally to be rather cringy and sleazy and I wouldn't want to post myself doing that on the internet with my real name attached to it.

I think that the people here who are saying that Bob does not have any experience talking with real women are right. I literally learned how women feel about the 1-10 scale within 6 months of first talking to women in a romantic way.

I also think that what @Sissy Galvez said about Bob being an incel is a pretty accurate way to describe him. I would love to see people on twitter start using stuff like this to call Bob an incel and see how he reacts. He keeps saying that an 'alt-right harassment forum' keeps making up lies about him being pro-eugenics, but I would love to see him try to explain to twitter why his own openly sexist tweets aren't sexist.

I know this is a bit of a late reply because the thread is scooting along, but I wanna comment on this. The word "objectification" has been overused to hell due to feminism, but this is the sort of thing I think it's actually appropriate for. But Bob's even a step beyond the objectification of a Tucker Max type here (although there's a lot of similarities). This is fetishization. Imagine if he made his comments about Russian women about Japanese women, or Brazilian women. It's the same principle: an exotic "other" ethnic group of women whom he feels free to view more as pure sex objects than the women from his own culture.

Bob is a massive sexist. It's pretty self evident every single time he starts talking about women outside the context of virtue signalling about some liberal feminist politician. But of course he tries to restrict his rampant sexism to what he believes are acceptable targets, like conservative women, the wrong type of leftist women, and Russian women.

That's part of it. Another reason is the fact that they are incredibly formulaic, with simple paint by number plots that have a clear good guy and a clear bad guy.

You have to remember he has an extreme black and white worldview. He doesn't want to experience movies that challenge you or make you think. He's demonstrated that he'll rage out at these types of movies for doing just that, with Joker being the latest example.

Oh yeah. Bob is a man whose mind is stunted somewhere around the same place is a twelve year old's, but with just enough extra knowledge from life experience and a massive enough ego to pretend he's a sophisticated genius. He loves the Marvel movies because they're full of bright colors, explosions, fight scenes, quips, they move along at a fast enough pace to entertain your average ADD addled twelve year old, and they never make him question his worldview or think too hard. Then he has to go and pretend it's the opposite, that Marvel flicks have some kind of deep themes. That's basically his whole personality. Juvenile badly pretending to be mature.

Lobster was poor people food, until the elites decided it was tasty. Land bugs will be poor people food, except for small amounts of 'delicacy' bugs, or 'ironic' dishes where the elites have their spin on a poor person food.

The same thing happened in Japan with sushi, although it was actually the foreigners who turned it into a delicacy. It was sold in Europe and America as this rare exotic thing and then chefs in Japan started realizing there was big money to be made from tourists by dressing up this peasant food and turning it into something fancy.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Lobster was poor people food, until the elites decided it was tasty. Land bugs will be poor people food, except for small amounts of 'delicacy' bugs, or 'ironic' dishes where the elites have their spin on a poor person food.

Well I actually heard (and correct me if I'm wrong) Lobsters didn't actually become a delicacy until people discovered that they tasted good if you cooked them alive.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

You just don’t get it MAN! Sea bugs are just like land bugs MAN! Drown them in butter and shove it down your gaping maw MAN!

Spoiler: Entire restaurants!

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I really am getting a kick about how much Bob is trying to approve of eating bugs by equating them with seafood. I guess because the wrong people refuse to eat the bugs that means Bobbyboi is all for a mealworm sausage? I mean he hasn’t even brought up the “environmental” angle that everyone is using to support this. I wonder what he’ll do when he finds the people who refuse to live in pods?

This is all so bizarre. No movie ever conceived by man would/will ever be able to faithfully tell the story of Clown-world.

Once again Blob shows his class.

Here is how to eat a lobster without looking like a fucking savage:

Honestly what he is describing sounds more like a crab house and that is more of a Southern thing...Whooooops.

Edited for: Not bashing crab houses they are a fantastic experience

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly what he is describing sounds more like a crab house and that is more of a Southern thing...Whooooops.

It sounds like Friday night at the Chipman house, in between trays of moldy mac & cheese and Chicken a La Mountain Dew, all washed down with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mike's Hard Lemonade. Classy!

 

[thismanlies]

You just don’t get it MAN! Sea bugs are just like land bugs MAN! Drown them in butter and shove it down your gaping maw MAN!

Spoiler: Entire restaurants!

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I really am getting a kick about how much Bob is trying to approve of eating bugs by equating them with seafood. I guess because the wrong people refuse to eat the bugs that means Bobbyboi is all for a mealworm sausage? I mean he hasn’t even brought up the “environmental” angle that everyone is using to support this. I wonder what he’ll do when he finds the people who refuse to live in pods?

This is all so bizarre. No movie ever conceived by man would/will ever be able to faithfully tell the story of Clown-world.

I can imagine one of those stuffy English waiters bringing a silver platter to Bob only to open it up and reveal a bunch of pan fried sky prawns arranged around a bird eating tarantula.

 

[Judge Holden]

I can imagine one of those stuffy English waiters bringing a silver platter to Bob only to repeatedly smash it into his stupid blubbery skull while Bob is busy ranting about how the farmers who supply the restaurant are all subhuman trash, and then while he is unconscious summon the aid of both fellow staff and other diners to haul his rotund body over to the kitchen where a grinning french chef is hard at work preparing a metric tonne of apple stuffing and using an industrial flamethrower to heat up the world's biggest roasting pan...

FTFY

They wouldn't even need to marinate him given how he spent the past 30 years brining himself in Mountain Dew

 

[instythot]

At least he dressed up properly for this gala for his mom. That would lead me to believe that he knows how which begs a lot of questions if that's true.

I'll dispute that. The vest appears to be constructed from well worn carpet thrown out during a lobby renovation

Also... his faces in this candid picture suggests that Bob has discovered MySpace angles or photo manipulation in the ones where he appears to have lost a bit of weight. That or his on again/off again with beer, dessert and brightly colored breakfast cereal is back on again

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

It sounds like Friday night at the Chipman house, in between trays of moldy mac & cheese and Chicken a La Mountain Dew, all washed down with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Mike's Hard Lemonade. Classy!

Frankly, I'd rather vacation in the wasteland where you can get some good BBQ and craft beer. Even their worst is better than Bob's best.

Oh yeah. Bob is a man whose mind is stunted somewhere around the same place is a twelve year old's, but with just enough extra knowledge from life experience and a massive enough ego to pretend he's a sophisticated genius. He loves the Marvel movies because they're full of bright colors, explosions, fight scenes, quips, they move along at a fast enough pace to entertain your average ADD addled twelve year old, and they never make him question his worldview or think too hard. Then he has to go and pretend it's the opposite, that Marvel flicks have some kind of deep themes. That's basically his whole personality. Juvenile badly pretending to be mature.

It astonishes me that Bob can believe that Black Panther is a masterpiece on the level of Citizen Kane when it is basically The Lion King (1994, not the remake) with humans in CGI fur suits and just the right amount of wokeness to appease SJW crowd.

 

[instythot]

You just don’t get it MAN! Sea bugs are just like land bugs MAN! Drown them in butter and shove it down your gaping maw MAN!

Spoiler: Entire restaurants!

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I really am getting a kick about how much Bob is trying to approve of eating bugs by equating them with seafood. I guess because the wrong people refuse to eat the bugs that means Bobbyboi is all for a mealworm sausage? I mean he hasn’t even brought up the “environmental” angle that everyone is using to support this. I wonder what he’ll do when he finds the people who refuse to live in pods?

This is all so bizarre. No movie ever conceived by man would/will ever be able to faithfully tell the story of Clown-world.

There's a very different interpretation of this tweet. Bob is so indiscriminate about the garbage that he'll stuff down his diabetes intake chute that he figures "bugs? I can dip them in hot sauce and ranch, right?"

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

There's a very different interpretation of this tweet. Bob is so indiscriminate about the garbage that he'll stuff down his diabetes intake chute that he figures "bugs? I can dip them in hot sauce and ranch, right?"

People consider eating bugs "Smart"
Bob considers himself smart